Santa and frog argument
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
Talaq kyun di?
Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di? Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car…
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry , I have one more.
I miss u
Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga – – – – Socho – – – – Socho – – – – Socho – – – – “I Mr. You”
Band master with Santa
Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa : 2-3 gaa kar shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
An Englishman and Santa
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
Humans fall in love that’s true Cows eat grass that’s Ok But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads That’s incredible – – – – – Still pressing that’s unbelievable
‘Free Delivery’
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.
Agar aapko garam hua toh?
Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge. Saradar ji : Oye! wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga. Aadmin : Agar fir bhi garam hua to. Saradar ji : Oye! tab koolar chaloo karunga.
Class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi, Are tumahri bhi kya izzat reh gayi, Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.
Kash tussi sms honde
Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi. Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.
Sardar in a garment shop
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi ha.
Couldn’t write the number “eleven”
Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”? He didn’t know which “one” came first…
Empty beer bottles
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They’re there for those who don’t drink.
Set up a darkroom
– Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light bulbs? – He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom
Lawyer to Sardar
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir gita pe haath.
Sardarji infront of mirror
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”
Main churail hoon
A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon. Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!
An answering machine
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”
Test nahi one-day karwalo
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge. Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.
Sardars in a pub
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
Jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
He made a local call
Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
Only small babies
A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar: Tourist: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Let’s Thank
It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But just one woman to make a Happy Home! Let’s Thank…KAAMWALI
How do you recognize?
– How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Can you lend me?
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know you have it, I will return it . A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ” yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai”.
A sardarji doctor falls in love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….XOLISWA
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