Sardar’s Leave application
Sardar’s Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant me leave for one day.
Flash News
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
You could have posted it
Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Go and water the plants
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Only small babies..
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
Sardarji opens his lunch box
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadâ?¦.why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
He done his work
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana done!
Open the zip and do
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman : Good evening, how do u do? Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
That’s no excuse!!!
Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor. Judge : Thats no excuse!!! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?
A man to Santa
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, He’s not my friend.
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer, “I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!”
Other way 2 marry
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!
Meri biwi aur meri premika
Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.. Dusra : Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha…
Ek Sardar
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
Ek hara vala dena!
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haa’ replies shop owner. Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Sardar to girlfriend
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai? Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Sardarji zebra crossing pe
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
Take a wild guess
Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did he say…? !!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!
Modern Art
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”
During my operation
Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.” Nurse : “What word was that?” Santa : “Oops!”
Mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Truck number bhi likha hai
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
mother tongue
Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form SON Papa ye “mother tongue” waly box me kia likhna hy? SARDAR Likh de puttar “Very Long”.
Wo udash ho gaya
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho. Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
When I was born
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!
Kya baat karte ho papa
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Sardar talking on cell
Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi se… 2ND : Itne… pyaar se? 1ST : Tumhari hai…
Is mein aur colour dikhao
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya… Guess woh kya bola??? Is mein aur colour dikhao.
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