Sweet conversation
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
Why did he do so?
Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
No match, due to rain!!!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote ” No match, due to rain!!!”
Sardarji sank a man…
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2kms…. Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way? Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
Shayari by SardarJi
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
Sardarji & Librarian
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story” Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”
Santa & Banta
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-
How can a Sardar kill a lion?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me.
Aaj Light Khana hai!
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Sardar and Friend
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
1 line main bool biwi chahiye
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Don’t play with my life
Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. – Sardar says 2 mosquito.
Santa found answer
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Oye! higher studies yaar
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
Sardar and servant
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Mere papa bahut darpok hain
Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child – jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !
Ye Tirchee topee wala kon
Sardar Regal chock per khray hokar Baray tashweeshnaak andaaz me poochraha tha . . . . . . . . . Koi hay jo mujhay ye batai k Ye Tirchee topee wala kon hy or kidher reta hay 😛
Sardar was helping his son…
Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form SON Papa ye “mother tongue” waly box me kia likhna hy? SARDAR Likh de puttar “Very Long”.
I dont know full…
Teacher: Tell ohm’s law? Sardar: I dont know full, I just know last part of it…. Teacher: Ok, Tell that only!! Sardar: This is called ohm’s law…!!
Hmare han smester systm chlta hai….
1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha. Sardar ne pucha khan sahib: Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen. Pathan bola: Hmare han smester systm chlta hai
A Sardar’s Speech…
A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes…. In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao… Mera ki janda ay? Jo…
Milk sleeping in the night…
Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao? , , , , , Sardar sochne k bad: , , , , , , , , , , Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.
Paise Urrane ki Adat hai…
Sardar: Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do Shopkeepr: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms? Sardar: Karna to kuch b nahi bas aisy he paise Urrane ki Adat hai
Most Brilliant Sardar…
The most brilliant sardar in Exam : Problem : Prove that LHS = RHS (2x + 9y) = 10x/3y Sardar : Multiply both sides by “Zero” LHS = RHS 😀
Convert this sentence
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Sardar’s exam and fighting
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
8 khaye nahi jayenge
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
Sardar’s honeymoon
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
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