Of all the gifts
Of all the gifts big and small, Your friendship is the greatest of them all.
U are the beautiful rose
Hold 10 roses in ur hand, n stand infront of ur mirror, U will see 11 roses n 1 of the beautiful rose would be you.
Haste haste cut jaye raaste
Question: How do you cut roads? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: By laughing… because “Haste haste cut jaye raaste”.
Kalidas ka bhai…
Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Adidas.
Person leaving India
Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Hindustan Lever.
Sardar khaana kha raha tha…
one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – – Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya.
What’s the big deal?
Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?
Taklu santa
Mr Santa taklu hai phir bhi har roz woh saloon jata hai! Maloom hai kyun? – – – – – – Nahi pata – – – – – – Soocho – – – – – – Nahi maloom – – – – – – Inta bhi nahi maloom – –…
Khud khusi
Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao. Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.
So fall in Love…
Without LOVE, dayz are “Sadday, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday”. So fall in Love…
Aapka is chehera
Aapke is chehre ka har andaaz juda sa lagta hai Hai to insaan magar khuda sa lagta hai
Taste the thunder?
Zor ki baarish Makes me wonder Is this what they call, taste the thunder?
Sweetest ALWAYS..
U look Sweet When u read my sms Sweeter When u read n smile And SWEETEST when u read ,smile n reply So try to be Sweetest ALWAYS..
Successful man and woman
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Dil jorne wala koi nahi
Iss bedard zamane mein hamdard humsa koi nahi, Dil todne wale bohat hai dil jorne wala koi nahi.
Mat mila kanjus doston se
Mat mila kanjus doston se ae khuda yeh hanin barbad karte hai. Hum toh sms ki bawchar karte hain aur yeh ek rupye ke liye vichar karte hai.
Solve the riddle
This is a smart test, try 2 solve it: R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E Send answer if u r a genius. It’s only 1 word. Solve n reply! ———- ——– —— —– —- —- Answer = SMILE
Dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi
Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hai maut nahi, Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi.
Fly aboard
Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad? – – – – – – – – – – Answer: Our Sita maata with Ravan to lanka!
Cube of 13
What is the cube of 13? – – – – – – It’s SUROOR – – – – – Wandering how? – – – – – – That’s bcoz TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
Musibat aane wali hai
Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Answer: Taki Husband ko yaad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane wali hai!
Tawe par pada popcorn
Tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai? – – – – – Bolo boloo?? – – – – – Kuch to bolo? – – – – – Answer:- – – – – – Tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega!!!
Can it jump higher
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? – – – – – – – – – Think.. – – – – – – – – Don’t know the answer – – – – – – – – – Very simple – – – – – –…
Mangta hoon toh deti nahi ho
Mangta hoon toh deti nahi ho: – – – – – Jawab meri baat ka – – – – – Deti ho toh khada ho jata hai: – – – – – Rom-rom zazbaat ka – – – – – Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: – – –…
Make several women happy
Don’t marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
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