• Boil oil

    Que: How can we boil oil ? – – – – – – Press Down – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Very simple By adding B to it.

  • May I hold ur hand

    BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

  • I am made of 5 letters

    I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If U remove the second letter, It is everywhere! Guess what ! HAIR AIR – – – – – – Answer : CHAIR

  • Heart to heart

    Heart to heart though miles apart My love for u will never depart.

  • EXCELLENT Saying…

    “If you can laugh when you are completely broken up, then there can be nothing that can break you next time”..,.

  • Maut hamari mehbooba hai

    Zindagi toh bewafa hai ek din thukraegi, Maut hamari mehbooba hai hamesha saath lekar jayegi!

  • Doctor’s prescription 4 u

    A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

  • Apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte

    Log poochte hai humse ki tum apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte? Toh humne kaha jo lafjo mein bayan ho jaye hum utna pyaar unse nahi karte.

  • Count ur life by smiles

    Count your life by smiles not by tears, Count your age by friends not by years.

  • I whispered everything

    You asked me what was wrong? I said nothing… but as you turned around a tear ran down my face and i whispered everything.

  • Expecting the world…

    “Expecting the world to treat you fairly because u r a good person, is like expecting the lion not to attack u because u r a vegetarian.”;-)

  • Mohabbat rang lati hai

    Mohabbat rang lati hai Jab dilse dil milte hai Mushkil to ye hai Dil badi mushkil se milte hai.

  • I Love U

    8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning… I Love You

  • Damaad hai tera

    Tu jo mere sath hai toh dil aabad hai mera, Jaa keh de apne baap se yeh hi damaad hai tera.

  • Sms humara aagaya

    Itne choti si dosti apni, Kaise soch liya ke keenara aagaya, Ho gai mobile mein roshni, Aur sms humara aagaya.

  • Marriage is an eye opener

    Love is Blind But marriage is an eye-opener.

  • Meaningless Freedom

    Freedom would be meaningless without security in the home and in the streets. NELSON MANDELA

  • it make a strong heart to Love

    It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt.

  • I may not have gone

    *I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

  • Khush dil se milte hai

    Jo muskurake badi khush dil se milte hai Toh dil ko zakhm bhi ussi se milte hai.

  • Arthematic of love

    Arthematic of love:- 1+1=2 But 2-1=0

  • may each moment

    May each moment Of my life Be the sweetness-fragrance Of my heart-rose.

  • Bahoot gham diya hai

    Bahoot gham diya hai hamein iss zindagi ne Ke hamein aur jine ki aarzu nahi hai…

  • Life without you

    A life without YOU means: L = Loss in life I = Inactive Life F = Failure in Life E = End of my Life

  • Yaadon ke chiraghon ka ujala

    Teri yaadon ke chiraghon ka ujala hai yahaan warna is dunya mein andhero ke siwa kuch bhi nahi

  • hard work beats talent

    Hard work beats talen When Talent doesn’t work hard.

  • Raat bhar tere liye jalta raha

    Zahen ki dehleez par yaadon ka nanha sa chiraagh Raat bhar tere liye jalta raha bujhta raha

  • God gave you a body

    God gave you a body that can stand almost evreything, its your mind you have to convince.”

  • What is X

    X is impossible for god, X is above god, if we eat X we will die, X is more important than love. What is X ? Reply soon if u are genius. – – – – – – – – – – Ans=NOTHING Put nothing in place of X and…

  • Bheed mein bhi tanha

    Yaaden wo nahi jo tanhai me aati hai yaaden wo hai jo bheed mein bhi tanha kar jati hai