A Happy Husband…
A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile.. The Surprised Wife asks, Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today? Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens…
girl friend is Fun
Girl Friend is Fun & Wife is Gun Girl Friend is light of Moon & Wife is Month of June Girl Friend is Tooty Fruity & Wife is Kismat Phooti Girl Friend is Beauty & Wife is Duty Girl Freind is Pension & Wife is Tension Girl Friend is Patakha
1 year Warranty has been expired!
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: “UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS” The smart father-in-law Replied: 1 year Warranty has been expired! So Manufacturer is not responsible.
Wo samney sharabi dekh rahe ho?
Wife: “Wo samney sharabi dekh rahe ho? Maine usay 10 saal pehlay shadi se inkar kiya tha Aur aaj tak wo pi raha hai” Husband: “Wah… ITNA LAMBA JASHAN”!!!
What is the difference b/w wife & saali???
What is the difference b/w wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat photi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake…:p
I love the End…
An innocent husband said: – I watch my wedding video in reverse. I love the End, when she takes out ring, goes out, sits in car & goes back to her father’s home..
God solve ur problem
When GOD solves your problems, You have faith in his abilities…. When he doesn’t solve your problems, He has faith in your abilities…
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife…
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.” Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag…..
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your…
his wife had missed the bus.
a bus full of house wives met an accident and all thy ladies died husband cried for a day or two but one man was found crying even after five years bcoz . . . . . . . . his wife had missed the bus.
A Couple went to a wishwell
A Couple went to a wishwell Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well Husb. shouted WoWww IT WORKS 😛
Two Things Define Your Success in Life.
Two Things Define Your Success in Life… The Way You Manage when You have Nothing. And… The Way You Behave when You have Everything.
Take extra care of three things
Always take extra care of three things in your life! Trust, Promise & Relationship! They dont make noise when they break, they only create SILENCE in Life..!!
Dear Mother-in-law
Dear Mother-in-law, I don’t need you to teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement.
The Unhappiest people
The Unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the mose about what other people think.
I just wanted to make sure…
Husband sent a text to wife at night: “Hi sweetheart I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” He sent another text :”Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my…
husband and wife are like liver and kidney
Husband and wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver and wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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