I press the bell but no one comes out
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out Related posts: Sardar’s english language Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar’s exam and fighting Sardarji & Librarian Sardarji…
Is dress ka kya price hai?
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi 😉 Related posts: Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!” HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !! Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte…
You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner, because you are always running in my mind You must be a good thief, because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always… Related posts: I would write on all the bricks Flower says:Touch me…