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Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

    Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

    Ke meri chappal toot gai

    Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai

    “Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai

    “Darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai

    “Kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain

    “Rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai

    ” Lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai

    “Bathroom” main to “nal” bhi hota hai

    “Nal” to “lohay” ka hota hai

    “Lohay” ki to “istiri” (iron) bhi hoti hai

    “Istri” to “garam” hoti hai

    “Garam” to “custard” bhi hota hai

    “Custard” to “peela” hota hai

    “Peela” to “chooza” bhi hota hai

    “Chooza” to “anday” main se nikalta hai

    “Anda” to “sufaid” hota hai

    “Sufaid” to “doodh” bhi hota hai

    “Doodh” to “bhains” daity hai

    “Bhains” to “kaali” hoti hai

    “Kaala” to “bangali” bhi hota hai

    “Bangali” to “paan” khata hai

    “Paan” to “laal” hota hai

    “Laal” to “gulab”bhi hota hai

    “Gulaab” main to “kantay’ hotay hain

    “Kantain” to “machli” main bhi hotay hain

    “Machli’ to “acchi” hoti hai

    “Achcha” to “bander” bhi hota hai

    “Bander’ to! “Bander’ hota hai

    Padhne walay “bunder” jaisay hi hotay hain

    “Jo padh kar apna time barbad

    Karte hain..”

    Well..

    Ooper wale nay aap ko

    Bheja to bheja .

    “Per bheja to

    Aisa bheja….”

    Ki

    “Bheje mein bheja hi nahi

    Bheja.”.

    Ye mujhe kisi

    Ne bheja ..

    Isliye maine aap ko bheja….

    Aap ko bura laga ?

    Toh aap kisi

    Aur ko bhej do.

    Main kal bazaar ja raha tha Ke meri chappal toot gai Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai “Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai “Darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai “Kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain “Rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai ” Lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai “Bathroom” main to “nal” bhi…

    Main kal bazaar ja raha tha Ke meri chappal toot gai Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai “Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai “Darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai “Kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain “Rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai ” Lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai “Bathroom” main to “nal” bhi…