Friendship is a blessing
Friendship is a blessing and to all those who have a friend. it is the most precious gift god could ever send.. Here is wishing you a “Happy Friendship Day”
What’s the baby’s name?
Raj: What is your baby brother name Raju: I dont know he can’t talk yet
Dua karte hai hum sar juka kya
Dua karte hai hum sar juka kya, Ae dost tu apni manzil ko paaye, Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye, Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko jalaye.
Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar
Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar, Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar, Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar.
To kya hoga achievement
SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT, NADI jitni EFFORT, BALTI jitna ESTIMATE, DABBEY jitni SALARY, CHULLU jitna INCREMENT, To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT
Heart of true relation
To love without condition To talk without intention To give without reason To care without expectation Is the heart of true relation
Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life…
Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life… PYARcetamol: 3 times a day SMSprine: 1 doze daily MISSED CALLpol: after every hour Use them regularly & b Healthy 🙂
Kasam hai hume
Badalo ke beech kaisi sazish hui, Mera ghar tha mitti ka ,mere hi ghar barish hui, Jid hai agar unhe bijiliya girane ki, To kasam hain hume bhi wahi aasiyana banane ki.
Juta khata hoon wife se
Apple kata hoon knife se Pani pita hoon pipe se Kya zamana agaya hai Juta khata hoon wife se
I’m the one who is spreading these rumors
U r the one whose so smart, U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I’m the one who is spreading these rumors.
What’s the meaning of a school?
Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school? Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!
Waqt hi nahi hai unke pass
Chala ja message tu banke gulab, hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas samaj lena k hamare liye waqt hi nahi hai unke pass.
Meine apna har gam khushi mein dhala
Meine apna har gam khushi mein dhala hai, Mera har ek chalan nirala hai, Log jin hadso mein marte hai, Mujhko unn hadso ne paala hai.
Machhar hai maroo
Look Here Bhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn, Look There BBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn, Look Upward BBBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn, Look Downward Bhhhhhhhheeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn, Yaar idhar udhar kiya dekh rahe hoo machhar hai maroo
A sexy female elephant
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by… What does the loafer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600
Your friendship is more than…
Your friendship is more beautiful than a rose. Your friendship is more soothing than listening to the waves of the cool, blue ocean. Your friendship is more dependable than a seeing eye dog. Your friendship is more exciting than the superbowl. Your friendship is more loving than two lovebirds singing…
Yuhi koi haseen zindagi barbaad nahi hoti
Jin siskyon mein aawaz nahi hoti.. Jin paankhon mein parwaaz nahi hoti.. Samajh lena ki dil ki chot khai hai… Yuhi koi haseen zindagi barbaad nahi hoti
Dost me aap jaisa
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya taarif karu. Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi!
Sidhe upar chale aana!
Mere marne ke baad mere doston, Yun aansoo na bahana, Agar meri yaad aaye to, Sidhe upar chale aana!
Lifez not a garland of roses and lillies
Lifez not a garland of roses and lillies, But itz a mixture of jams and chillies; Chillies stand for the downs, When amidst failure one frowns; Jams stand for hapiness, When i am out of my lonliness; And though in my mood blue, I have a friend to count among…
What is far?
Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai? Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.
Hatho mein hoti hai lakire hazaar
Hatho mein hoti hai lakire hazaar, Kisi mein gum to kisi mein khusiyo ki bahar, Na jaane wo kaun si lakeer hai , Jismein khuda ne likh diya, Aap jaise dost ka sath.
SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega. Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega…
Shayad nazar lag gayi mere pyaar ko is zammane ki
Hua kya kasoor, wajah kya thi tere jaane ki Dhadkan chal rahi hai, is ko umeed hai tere aane ki Aakhri saans tak koshish karoongi tujhe manane ki Saans jab toot jaye shayad woh hi wajah ho tere wapis laut aane ki Shayad nazar lag gayi mere pyaar ko is…
I don’t want a friend like u
I don’t want a friend like u 4 a SECOND, Not for a MINUTE, not even for an HOUR, Neither 4 a DAY nor for a NIGHT, But I want a friend like u 4 a LIFETIME…
Same mistake twice
Another MOON ? ………..Possible Another SUN ? …………..Possible Another SKY ? …………….Possible Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible ‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice
Ajnabi Hein Mohabton K baad bhi…
Main “Usy” Kaisay “Akaila” Chor Dun Iss “Rah” Mein. “Sath” Jo Chalta Raha “Majborion” K Baad B. Ban K “Khushbu” Yun “Rach” Gaya Hai Meray “Ehsas” Mein. “Door” Ho Paya Na Wo “Dorion” K Baad B… “Rafta “Rafta” Usko B Ye “Dunia” “Raas” Aa Gae… “Muskura” K Wo “Milta” Hai…
SMS karne main kitna maza aata hai
SMS karne main kitna maza aata hai, lekin dil ghabrata hai, kyunke balance jata hai, lekin asal maza tab aata hai, jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai…
Tadap k dhekho kisi ki chahat mein
Tadap k dhekho kisi ki chahat mein, To pata chele k pyaar kya hota hai, Yun hi mil gaye koi bina tadpae, To kaise pata chele k pyaar kya hota hai.
Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga
Mintoo: Mein is duniya ko mita doon ga, mita doon ga, mita doon ga Chintoo: Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga