Wo meri palko ko pani de gayi
Jate jate wo achhi nishani de gayi Umar bhar dohora sakoo aisi kahani de gayi Mein to us ki mohabbat ka pyasa reh gaya Par wo meri palko ko pani de gayi
Rab kare apko sab mily
Rab kare apko sab mily Himut Izat Rupiya Bangla Style Smile Personality Popularity Car . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aur kya dekh rhe ho??kuch reh gya kya? .. LAALCHEE .. :p š
Please contact zoo
What is wrong with your cell every time i call, a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey, plz contact zoo for detail.
Sab Log humein paagal kiyun kehte hein?
Aik paagal doosre paagal se: (maayoosi ke saath) Sab Log humein paagal kiyun kehte hein? Doosra paagal: Tu dafa ker yaar Ye Le Leemo ki Lassi pi
Kya sapno se juda kar pao ge hamain?
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge hamain, Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri, Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge hamain?
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Ok A white horse fell in the mud
Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi
Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi.. Ae ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi hai, Yaā¦ āFarazā ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi, Dil jalati hai magar hothon se to lagati hai
Keeping idiot busy
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.
Marham lagane wale hi zakham de jate hai
Paas aa kar sabhi door chale jate hain Hum akele they akele hi reh jate hain Dil ka dard kis ko dikhayein Marham lagane wale hi zakham de jate hai
ishq me barbadi Na karwa Dena
ishq me barbadi Na karwa Dena apni ammi k armaano ko khakh me na mila dena jo paise sabzi lene k liye milte hai un paiso se easy load na karwa lena š
karan johar ka kamal
karan johar ka kamal : Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends K3g : Luv ur parents Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other’s wife.
Darte hai koyi phir se na rula de
Waqt to hamein bhula chuka hai Muqaddar bhi na bhula de Dosti dil se hum isi liye nahin karte Kyon ke darte hai koyi phir se na rula de
Agar main apko sms bhejon …
Agar main apko sms bhejon … to iska matlab yeh nahi k ap bhi mujhay sms bhejain…. Ap mujhay, Pepsi Chips Juice Pizza Burger Fruit Moblie Card etc Bhi bhej saktay hain š
Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare
Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare, Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai mein, Lekin jee bhi to nahi pata tanhai mein.
Aj Meray Mobile ka Birthday hai…..
AJ MERY MOBILE KA BIRTHDAY HAI. AP CHAHAIN TO GIFT KI JAGA ISMAIN 100 Rs. KA BALANCE DALWA SAKTE HO. ALLAH NE CHAHA TO NEXT MONTH PHIR BIRTHDAY MANAYENGE..:-)
One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages…
One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages to each other by using Ā Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any Ā message. He angried and called to Rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call”.. š
Shaam udas thi subah udas thi
Shaam udas thi subah udas thi, Kafan me lipti hue meri laash thi, Ae mere gharwalo muje wahi dafnao Jaha meri aur uski pehli mulakat thi
tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-)
NAWAZ:Tujhe swimming ati hy ZARDARI:Nhi NAWAZ:Tere se to kuttay achay hain ZARDARI:Tujhe swiming ati hy NAWAZ:Yes ZARDARI:tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-)
Gham yeh hain ki
Jab bhi tanhai ne unko sataya hoga, tab tab unko mera khayal aaya hoga gham ye nahi hai ki woh bhool gayae humko gham yeh hai ki ro ro ke bhulaya hoga!!
Ulfat ka akhir yahi dastur hota hai
Ulfat ka akhir yahi dastur hota hai, jise chaho woh hi apnay se dur hota hai, dil tut kar bhi bikharta hai is kadar, jaise koi kaanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai!!
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne….
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne Ā Ankhon hi Ankhon se Ā Ā Ankhon hi Ankhon main Ā KAHA…… Ā .. Ā .. Ā .. .. Ā .. .. Ā .. Ā .. Ā AAii Taaa…..Ā š
Kyun tor diya dil hamara
Kyun tor diya dil hamara? Kyun itne sapne dikhaae? Kyun piyar se paas bulaya? Kyun dil mein hamein basaya? Kyun hamare dil mein bas gaye tum? Agar torna hi tha dil hamara toh, Kyun iss anjanee ko pyaar ka matlab sikhaya?
1 molvi khutba dety hu
1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki Ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hen, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hen k unka jism saf nazar ata hen, unki tangen nazr ati hen, unki kamr nazr aati hen, unky jism k hr jagah saf waazea hote hen.. Peche se awaz I…. Molvi…
Jal chuke khwaab
Jal chuke khwaab, tu phir aag bujhane aaya, Ek naye dhang se woh chot lagane aaya, Moom ke pool se guzar kar mujhe jana tha waha, Aur suraj hi mera saath nibhane aaya, Bilmuqabil hai khizaan aaina khanda zan hai, Shehar-e-maazi ko bhala kon basane aaya, Mere paeroon tale aankhe…
If u r in LOVE….
If u r in LOVE…. Ā press down…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tehar jao abhi tumhari AMMI ko batati hon!!!!!!!!
Mujhe utar jana tha
Fesle sab chahat ke, Bahut pehle ke hu chuke thay, Nadamat ki gehraiyoon mein, Mujhe utar jana tha! Yeh na tha ke mujh mein, Tere inkaar ki taab na thi, Tujh se bicharne ke vasvasse, Mujhe kab ke kha chuke thay.
Kabhi alvida na kahena
Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi dena, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kahena, Milte hai humare jaise log bahut kam, Isliye humse.. “Kabhi alvida na kahena”