Kabhi zamin na chhodna
Samne ho manzil to rasta na modna, Jo maan mein ho wo khwab na todna, Har kadam pe milegi kamyabi tumhe, Bas sitare chunne ke liye, Kabhi zamin na chhodna.
‘Free Delivery’
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.
Muskil raastein pyare lagte hai
Sari nadiyan dur sagar se milne kyun jate hai? Kyun itne muskil raste se gujarti hai, Kyun??? Kyunki sagar ke pani ke kharepan mein itni kashish hoti hai Ki muskil raastein bhi unhe pyare lagte hai.
Apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai
Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, Yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai, Apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai, Magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai.
Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo
Tabyat thik nahi thi, Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai, Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.
Hoton se pyaar ke fasane nahi aate
Hoton se pyaar ke fasane nahi aate, Sahil pe samandarke moti nahi aate, Lelo abhi zindagi mein DOSTI ka maza, Phir laut ke hum jaise Deewane nahi aate…
Hamare beech ka ye fasla to tute
Khawab na tute, dil na tute Aap na hamse ruthe Baat na tute, saath na chute Hamare beech ka ye fasla to tute
Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
Ramayan mein likha hai ki… – – – – – – – – – – Arey yaar woh to ramayan me likha hai yahan kya dhoondh raha hai?
Khelenge holi hum tere sang
Kha ke gujia pee ke bhang Laga ke thoda, thoda sa rang baja ke dholak aur mridang khelenge holi hum tere sang Holi Mubarak!
Jab nazroo ke saamne
Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye jubaan kholu to tera hi naam aaye tum hi kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye
NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING: Boy 2 a girl: Ap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hain.. Girl: Apki kitni biwiyan hain? Boy: Ek bhi nahi.. 🙂
Sochti hon k ….
Sochti hon k yeh daulat yeh bangla yeh car yeh dunya bhar k aish-o-aram yeh bank balance sab chor k kahin chali jaon laikin phir sochti hon k * * * * * Pehle yeh sab milay to sahi… [:)]
Khuda ki khas rehmat hai..
Khuda ki khas rehmat hai buzurgon ki basharat hai kai naslon ki qurbani kai naslon ki mehnat hai jab hi tareekh ne rakha hai Is ka naam pakistan pakistan pakistan pakistan pakistan Mera peghaam pakistan Happy independence day
3 important stages of life
3 Important Stages Of Life… Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’ During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’ After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other’.. !
tanha rehna sikh reha haan main
Tanha Rehna Sikh Reha Haan Main Mar Ke Jeena Sikh Reha Haan Main Mangg Ke Lena Sikh Leya Ae Hun Paa Ke Khona Sikh Reha Haan Main…
the boy for a kiss
True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A ‘Kiss’ And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A ‘Kiss’ But The Boy “Kisses” On “Forehead”
dukh alag, judai alag
Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai Ye Mohabbat Bhi � Yaaro� . . Dukh Alag Ruswai Alag, Judai Alag, Tanhai Alag..
oN THeir Lips
Successful People Always Have Two Things ON Their Lips, Silence nd Smile” “SILENCE” to avoid problems nd “SMILE” to solve problems.
WHAT IS LOVE”
A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her “WHAT IS LOVE” … He Replied …. …” Love Is When You Steal Chocolates Everyday From My Bag “N’ Yet I Still Keep Them In The Same Place
Happy independence day
=–..__..-=-._. !=–..__..-=-._; !=- -..(*..-=_; !=–..__..-=-._; ! i i Let’s Take Decision To Value Our Nation Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices, Who Gave Us Freedom Now Its Our Turn To Have A Reformation. HaPpY InDePeNdEnCe DaY tO all 🙂 Lets Celebrate Dis Day. D Day Dat Gave Us D Freedom Of Thought,…
Aj se 6 Bajay k Baad Koi Apni Girlfriend ko SMS nhi send krey ga
Aj se 6 Bajay k Baad Koi Apni Girlfriend ko SMS nhi send krey ga . Q? . Very Simple . . Woh Aftaari Bana Rahi Hogi.tung nahi karna warna pakoray jala degi yaar
It’s a small thread…
It’s a small thread, That has travelled a long way. From pulling each others leg, to growing into the best of friends… today its paused, at yet another milestone, on the journey of friendship and love. May this small thread bind us forever !
REFLECTIONS…
– Sometimes, ALLAH KAREEM breaks our spirit to save our soul.. – ALLAH breaks our heart to make us whole.. – ALLAH sends us pain so we can be stronger.. – ALLAH sends us failure so we can be humble.. – ALLAH sends us illness so we can take better…
The height of candles may differ…
The height of candles may differ,but they yield the same brightness. Its not the matter of Ur position,but its Ur ability that actually shines.
aankho ki bat
pyar karne wale aankho ki bat samajh lete hain khawabo me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete hain rota to aasma bhi hai pyar ke liye par afsos log use barsat samajh lete hain
U may miss me
U may miss me U may ignore me U may even forget me But one day if u wanna c me Dont search, just c ur shadow i wil be thr…Trust Me!!
Chod deu timro padhai
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai, Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai, Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai.
Kaun hai apna
Kaun hai apna aur kaun paraya in sab mein kyon uljhe, Khud hi khud ki phikr kar pehle khud ko toh apna samjhe. Khud se khud ki zindagi na sudhri toh dusron ko de laat Aaja aaj hi thaan le yeh ki karna hai kismat se do do haath. Dukh…
Aapko “HAPPY HOLI” direct dil se..
Na zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se, Aapko “HAPPY HOLI” direct dil se..
