ye kisi zindgi jite hai hum
jab koi apna pass me hota hai to uski parwah ni karte hai hum jab dur chala jata hai uski yaad me rote hai hum kabhi apno ke liye kabhi sapno ke liye rote hai hum ye kaisi zindgi jite hai hum————-
mere naal pyar ho gaya
‘Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!’
I Promise, I’ll never Leave you.
I Promise, I’ll never Leave you. A little voice of yours makes me feel alive A little hug of yours makes me feel happy A little care of yours makes me feel perfect A little love of yours makes me feel Complete & a little ignorance of yours kills me…
barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge…
barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge… patjhar mein ham phol ban k jhar jainge… kia hua jo aaj aap ko tang karte hain… ek din aap ko bin bataye hi chalay jainge.
Forgiveness
1 Shaks marnay k baad khud ko jannat me daikhta hay Hairan hoker apnay rab sy poochta hay Ya llah mujhay nahi yaad parta k me nay asa koi naiki ka kaam kia hoga k jiski waja sy me yahan agaya Allah Pak farmaiga waqai tunay asa koi bara kaam…
aftaree
Samosay ? ? ? ? ? ? Rooh Afza Ka Jug ‘l””l) l__l Bananas ) ) ) ) ) Jalebi @@@@ Pakoray FFFFF Ye lijiye apki phali Aftari, hamri taraf se.
Subh bakhair gud morning.
‘Sirf Ehsaas-e-Nadamat, Aik Sajda or Chashm-e-Tar,,, Ay Khuda kitna Asaan he Manaana tujh ko….. §ubh bakhair gud morning.:-)
Agär Kisi Kö Küch Dèñä Häi…
Agär Kisi Kö Küch Dèñä Häi Tö Usäy Achä Wäqt Dö, Q K Ap Här Chèèz Wäpis Lè Säktè Hö Mägär Kisi Kö Diyä Höwä Achä Wäqt Wäpis Nähi Lè Säktè. (HAZRAT ALI R.A)
Agar dunya chaman hoti tu veeranay kahan jatay…
Na milta gham tu barbadi k afsanay kahan jatay Agar dunya chaman hoti tu veeranay kahan jatay Chalo acha howa apno mein koi ghair tu nikla Sabhi hotay agar apne tu beeganay kahan jatay Tumhi ne gham ki dolat di bara ehsaan farmaya Warna hum zamane bhar k aagay hath…
1 year Warranty has been expired!
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: “UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS” The smart father-in-law Replied: 1 year Warranty has been expired! So Manufacturer is not responsible.
silent lover
Bohat Masroof Lamhon Main, Kabi Ek Pal Ko Soocho To, Koi Ktna Akela Hai, Ksi Ki Zindagi Tum Ho, Ksi Ki Bandagi Tum Ho, Kisi Ko Teri Khuwahish Hai, Ksi Ki Chahten Tum Ho, Kabi Ek Pal Ko Soocho To, Tumhari Laa Parwahi Ne, Tumhari Be Niyazi Ne, Kisi Ko…
Khussra wanted to join army
Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that you are rejected bcoz u don’t have LUN. Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
Teri yaad mein humne
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar wo to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…
Jo “colgate” karte ho?
Subah ko haste ho, Shaam ko haste ho, Raat ko haste ho, Aate time haste ho, Jate time bhe haste ho, Kya samjhte ho, Aap akele hi, Jo “colgate” karte ho?
likha laaye hai takdeer apni
Baatein toh khud ko behlane ke liye karte hai yaar, Lekin ek hadd ke baad dil behalna se bhi mana kar deta hai, Hum uss syahi se likha laaye hai takdeer apni, Jiski kismat khuda bhi badalne se mana kar deta hai.
Dil mein jo utar jaye use tasvir kehte hai
Nishane per jo lag jaye use kehete hai tir, Dil mein jo utar jaye use kehete hai tasvir, Jo milne ki ummid na ho aur wo mil jaye toh use kehete hai taqdir.
I am made of 5 letters
I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If U remove the second letter, It is everywhere! Guess what ! HAIR AIR – – – – – – Answer : CHAIR
Safalta kadam chumti rahe
Safalta kadam chumti rahe, Khushi aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI sharma jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki, BALAJI bhi dekhte reh jaye. Happy Diwali
Couldn’t write the number “eleven”
Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”? He didn’t know which “one” came first…
Ambe hai tu jagdambe kali
Ambe hai tu jagdambe kali, Jay durge khappar wali! Teri hi gun gawe bharati, Woh maiya hum sab utare teri aarati! Charan saran mein khande tumhari, Le puja ke thali! Barad hast sar par rakh do, Maa sankat harne wali!
Kya gum hai
Koi dur ho kitna hi kya gum hai, Magar wo apna hai ye kya kam hai, Chahe na ho baat na ho mulaquat kya gum hai, yaad hame wo karle ek baar ye kya kam hai.
Smoke everyday
Smoke everyday! Smoke means S=send M=me O=one K=kool sms E=everyday So plz feel free to smoke. Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…
Gadha message padh raha hai
Bechara dhobi, mara mara phir raha hai… Q k us ka gadha nahi mil raha hai, BBC se pata chala hai k sms ksg padh raha hai
God could not take care
God could not take care for the whole world so he has given mothers to each family. In the same way mother could not take care for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers. Thank-x for being my brother. “Happy Raksha Bandhan”
Tumko bhi eid mubarak
Subeh subeh uth ke ho jawo fresh, Pehen lo aj sobse aacha sa koi dress, Doston ka sath aab chalo ghumne, Eid mubarak karo sabko jo aaye samne. Tumko bhi Eid Mubarak
Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi
Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Apki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke apko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to fekhte-fekhte muje be neend ane lagi. “Gud Nite”
Mubarak ho tumhe Holi ka tyohaar
Laal gulabi rang hai, jhoom raha sansar, suraj ki kirne khushiyon ki bahaar, mubarak ho tumhe Holi ka tyohaar
As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
As I feel the tear go down my cheek, I notice that my heart is weak, For the love I have for you, Will always be gold and true, I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful …
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband). “”””Happy Anniversary.”””
It HuRtS wHeN wE rIsK oUr HEART
It HuRtS wHeN wE rIsK oUr HEART & It EnDs Up BeInG BROKEN bUt WhAt HuRtS mOrE iS whEn We S.T.I.L.L hOlD oN wHeN wE aLrEaDy KnOw We ArE wAiTiNg FoR NOTHING 🙁
