maa teri yaad satati hai mere paas aa jaao
Maa teri yaad satati hai, mere paas aa jaao, Thak gayi hoon, mujhe apne aanchal main sulao, Ungliyaan apni pher kar baalon main mere, Ek baar phir se bachpan ki loriyaan sunaao !!!
Dil dena hai to de
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka, Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai, Maardalegi kya? Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
An Englishman and Santa
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Bina mange mil jata hai
Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai, Koi kisi se mil jata hai toh koi kisi se bichad jata hai, Jise hum mangte hai apni dua main, Woh kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai.
Hum to vaise bhi akele the
Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya, Aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia, Hum to vaise bhi akele the, Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.
Dekha Hum Kitney “Wailay” Hain
Iss Dil Mein Yaadon K Mailay Hain, “Tum Bin” Bohat Hum Akailay Hain, Sab Kuchh Chhod Chhad K Kar Rahay Hain Tum Ko “SMS”, Dekha Hum Kitnay “Wailey” Hain.
Tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain
Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin, Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.
Khojogy to her manzil ki raah mil jati hai,
Khojogy to her manzil ki raah mil jati hai, Sochogy to her baat ki wajah mil jati hai, Zindagi itni bhi majbur nahi ae dost…! Jigar se jiyo to maut bhi jeeny ki adaa ban jati hai.
Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Dimag hay To Jawab do:- Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun??? Answer=Tumare Daddy(Papa)
When someone laughs too
When someone laughs too much even on trivial things, in fact this is a sign of sadness! it indicates that person is very sad deep inside!!
Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata
Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata, Kaanch ke khilono ko uchala nahi jata, Mehnat karne se mushqile ho jati hai aasan, Kyunki har kaam taqdeero per tala nahi jata…
is still as strong today
Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary
A man asked God
A man asked God “I Want Peace” God replied “Remove the ‘I’,this is Ego” “Remove the ‘Want’, that is desire” & ‘Peace’ will be automaticaly yours…
pal pal uska sath nibhate hum
Pal Pal Uska Sath Nibhate Hum, Ek Ishare Par Duniya Chod Jate Hum, Samundar Ke Beech Mein Pahunch Kar Fareb Kiya Usne, Wo Kehte To Kinare Par Bhi Doob Jate Hum
Jab Kisi BANDE Ki HALAQAT Ka FAISLA Karta He
HADEE$: Allah Tala, Jab Kisi BANDE Ki HALAQAT Ka FAISLA Karta He To Use HAYA(sarm) Se MEHROOM Kar Deta He IbnMaja
Aik boht khubsurat jumla….
“Aik boht khubsurat jumla” “Allah Ko Paa Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Khoya, Aur Allah Ko Kho Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Paaya!
A Happy Husband…
A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile.. The Surprised Wife asks, Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today? Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens…
Mery paas aa mery Ru_ba_Ru…
Mery Hmsafr kisi Roz Tu.. Mery paas aa mery Ru_ba_Ru Kisi roz sun meri Guftagu, Meri Chahton me basi hoi, Mery Ansuon sy bhari hoi, Meri shab k Lamhy shumar kr, Meri Zindagi na azab kr, Wo Lafz tere jo nayab hon, Wohi Lafz mery Naam kr, Mujy ly k…
Life is Novel…
Life is Like a Novel & EveryDay is a NewPage So If a Page is Sad Next will be Happy So Dont worry Just Turn the Page & Enjoy it…. 😉
Mujhy to Asi Larki chahiye Jo..
1 Boy 2nd boy ko: Mjy tO Asi Larki chahiye Jo Beautiful Intellignt Decent Shareef Dashing Naik Ho 2nd boy: Shut Up Salma” Sirf Meri Hai….:-)
zindagi hai to khwab hain,
zindagi hai to khwab hain, khwab hain to manzilen hain, manzilen hai to raste hain, raste hain to muskilen hain, muskilen hain to MAIN HOON NAA.
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya…
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya. Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya. Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye. Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya. Thats Cheating
Hey aasman ke chand taro
Hey aasman ke chand taro, (wah wah) Hey aasman ke chand taro, (wah wah) Zara is sms padhne wale ko laaat maro…
Humse milaya hakikat mein
Yeh mere pichle janam ke karam hai, Yah bhagwan mujhpe meherban hai, Aapko banaya usne phursat mein, Lekin humse milaya hakikat mein, Hum khud ko khusnasib samajhte hai, Aur bhagwan ko sukriya khete hai.
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar, Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar, Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar, Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
Jiss ne hum ko chaha
Jiss ne hum ko chaha usse hum chah na sake jinke chahte the use pa na sake, Yeh samajh lo ke dil totne ka khel hai kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
Wo kaun hai?
Wo kaun hai? Jo ishq me hai? Jo mann me hai? Jo dil me hai? Magar dhadkan me nahi? Jyada soch mat stupid Vo hai ‘Amir khan’
Make several women happy
Don’t marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
Khwab dekhne ke liye ab so jayenge
Tanha jab dil hoga, aapko aawaz diya karenge. Raat me sitaronse aapka jikr kiya karenge. Aap aaye ya na aaye hamari khwabonme, Ham bas aapka intezaar kiya karenge. Khwab dekhne ke liye ab so jayenge. Goodnite