Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sender:Name *Missing*
Sender:Name *Missing* *Number *Missing* *Sent:Date *missing* *Missing U a lot thats y everything is *missing….*
A night to remember like ….
a night to remember like a prayer with no answer a night so romantic a night that makes me sick a night with no answers a night with no ends a night with my soul mate the night with my love Good Night
Always with you I’M always with u
Always with you I’m always with you in all aspect and path of life Whether ribbon of sadness does not cut with knife I’m always with you
Will u smile for me
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Oops which one to follow!
Laziness is the worst enemy of humans….. – Jawaharlal Nehru. – – – – – – – – – – Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies…!!! – Mahatma Gandhi Which one is best to follow?
Lips do not join when we say love
Lips do not join when we say love, That is “sign of distance”… But when we say friendship, lips joins. That is “sign of togetherness”.
Don’t send any messages
Don’t send any messages, I don’t want 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u ‘coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS
Receive my simple gift of good morning…
Receive my simple gift of good morning wrapped with sincerity, tied with care & sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
LIFE is described in 1 of 4 ways:
“LIFE is described in 1 of 4 ways: As a battle, As a journey, As a , & as a race.. If life is a battle, it must be finished. If life is a journey, it must be completed. If life is a pilgrimage, it must be concluded. &…
humne her pal uska dida manga……
Humne her pal uska didar manga… jaise amawas ne her pal chand manga……. ruth gaya wo khuda bhi humse… jab humne apni her dua main uska sath manga…
Oy Sim Tay Dey Ja Meri…
Us ne pal bhar k liy b meri masomiat na dekhi Faraz Bus motar cycal roki ty mobile kho k oo gya (“,)/
Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…
Tumhe miss kiya humne
Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne, Tumhare liye “God” se wish kiya humne, Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh, Toh bade pyaar se SmS kiya humne.
Dekhte hi dekhte woh kisi aur ke dildar ban gaye
Pata hi nahi chala kab woh dost se hamara pyar ban gaye, Saath gujare hua kuch pal aaj yaadgar ban gaye, Kar na sake unse izhaar hum is baat ka, Aur dekhte hi dekhte woh kisi aur ke dildar ban gaye.
Wo aaye meri Qabar pe mery Raqeeb k sath GALIB
Wo aaye meri Qabar pe mery Raqeeb k sath GALIB, kon kahta hai k musalmanon ko jalaya nahi jata..!!
You were right, your wife is better…
2 men went to fuck a girl. 1st came out after fucking a girl n said… ”My wife is better” 2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said… You were right, your wife is better..
dil ke daryaa mein utar ke dekho
dil ke daryaa mein utar ke dekho tum muhabbat mujh se kar ke dekho phir tumhein meri talab ho shaayad tum kabhi mujh se bichar ke dekho
jAAN nikal jati hai
Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy? Girl:- miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!
Mujhe Bimari Hay
Pathan Dr se: Mujhe Bimari Hy Khane K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti Sone K Bad Nend Nhi Ati Kam Kron To Thak Jata Hun Dr:- Sari Raat Dhoop Mein Betho Theek Ho jao ge,,
Roz milte hai magar baat nahi hoti
Kaun Kehta hai mulaqat nahi hoti, Roz milte hai magar baat nahi hoti.
Some Vitamins
While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya
Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, Humne bhi gaherayi mein jana chod diya, Jab usko hi duri ka ehsas nahi, Humne bhi ehsas dilana chod diya.
Tumhe kal chor jaunga
Na daulat na koi tajmahal chor jaunga, Main aapni yadgar bafa chor jaunga, Aaj chahe tum mujhe jitna satao, Rota hua magar tumhe kal chor jaunga.
Bewakuf, murakh, matlabi…
Bewakuf, Murakh, Matlabi, Dhokhebaz, Chugalkhor, Besharam, Jhuthe, Badtamiz, Mokaparast, Pakhandi, ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.
i light a candle every night
I light a candle every night Sending wishes to my angels above Keep him safe this man I love Watch over him and show your light Let him know As I close my eyes to sleep I am in his arms as I dream G00D NIGHT
behind ur smile i know there are sorrows
Behind ur smile I know there are sorrows, Behind ur laughter I know there are tears, And I want u 2 know that behind u I am always there 4 u Forever
Can you see me
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
Treat with politeness
Treat everyone with politeness. Even those who r rude to u. Not because they r not nice but because you are NICE
Reminder
Please remind me to remind you about reminding Me to send you this reminder that reminds me of Reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget.
