Barish ki tarha…
Barish ki tarha Tujh Pe barasti rahein Khushiyan…! Hr Boond tere Dil se hr ik Gham ko Mita dy…!
GHAZAL..!
Mera sochna teri zaat tak, Mari guftagoo teri bat tak. Na tum milo jo kabhi mujhe, Mera dhondna tujhe paar tak. Main ne apna sab kuch gnwa diya, Tari nafrton se pyar tak. Kabhi fursaten jo milain to aa, Mari zindagi k hisaar tak. Ya jaan le mai kuch b…
Rabi-ul-Awwal Mubarak ho
/\ [;] ! ( * [;] , – “” – , [;]…..”””””””…. [;];;;;;;{__};;;; []============ Rabi-ul-Awwal Mubarak ho.
In order to get 100/100 in life
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36
Chaand Khubsoorat Hai
Kisi Ne Poocha : Chaand Khubsoorat Hai Ya Woh ? Main ne Kaha : Ye to Main Nahi Janta Haan ! Magar Jab Usey Dekhta Hoon To Chand ko Bhool Jata Hoon aur Jab Chand ko Dekhta Hoon to uski Yaad Aati Hai.
apni zubaan ki taizi maa par mat aazmao
Apni Zubaan ki Taizi MAA par mat aazmao, Jisne tumhain bolna sikhaya. Is Qoal ko itna phelao jitna apni MAA se pyar kerte ho.
Romance in the evening
Can we do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly “MOSQUITO”
Chadenge jab pyare rang
Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana. Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang, Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang. Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…
Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara
Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara, Lagta he pyara ek ek tara, Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara… Gud nite !
Kabhi zamin na chhodna
Samne ho manzil to rasta na modna, Jo maan mein ho wo khwab na todna, Har kadam pe milegi kamyabi tumhe, Bas sitare chunne ke liye, Kabhi zamin na chhodna.
‘Free Delivery’
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.
Muskil raastein pyare lagte hai
Sari nadiyan dur sagar se milne kyun jate hai? Kyun itne muskil raste se gujarti hai, Kyun??? Kyunki sagar ke pani ke kharepan mein itni kashish hoti hai Ki muskil raastein bhi unhe pyare lagte hai.
Apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai
Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, Yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai, Apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai, Magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai.
Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo
Tabyat thik nahi thi, Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai, Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.
Hoton se pyaar ke fasane nahi aate
Hoton se pyaar ke fasane nahi aate, Sahil pe samandarke moti nahi aate, Lelo abhi zindagi mein DOSTI ka maza, Phir laut ke hum jaise Deewane nahi aate…
Hamare beech ka ye fasla to tute
Khawab na tute, dil na tute Aap na hamse ruthe Baat na tute, saath na chute Hamare beech ka ye fasla to tute
Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
Ramayan mein likha hai ki… – – – – – – – – – – Arey yaar woh to ramayan me likha hai yahan kya dhoondh raha hai?
Khelenge holi hum tere sang
Kha ke gujia pee ke bhang Laga ke thoda, thoda sa rang baja ke dholak aur mridang khelenge holi hum tere sang Holi Mubarak!
Jab nazroo ke saamne
Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye jubaan kholu to tera hi naam aaye tum hi kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye
NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING: Boy 2 a girl: Ap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hain.. Girl: Apki kitni biwiyan hain? Boy: Ek bhi nahi.. 🙂
Sochti hon k ….
Sochti hon k yeh daulat yeh bangla yeh car yeh dunya bhar k aish-o-aram yeh bank balance sab chor k kahin chali jaon laikin phir sochti hon k * * * * * Pehle yeh sab milay to sahi… [:)]
Khuda ki khas rehmat hai..
Khuda ki khas rehmat hai buzurgon ki basharat hai kai naslon ki qurbani kai naslon ki mehnat hai jab hi tareekh ne rakha hai Is ka naam pakistan pakistan pakistan pakistan pakistan Mera peghaam pakistan Happy independence day
3 important stages of life
3 Important Stages Of Life… Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’ During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’ After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other’.. !
tanha rehna sikh reha haan main
Tanha Rehna Sikh Reha Haan Main Mar Ke Jeena Sikh Reha Haan Main Mangg Ke Lena Sikh Leya Ae Hun Paa Ke Khona Sikh Reha Haan Main…
the boy for a kiss
True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A ‘Kiss’ And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A ‘Kiss’ But The Boy “Kisses” On “Forehead”
dukh alag, judai alag
Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai Ye Mohabbat Bhi � Yaaro� . . Dukh Alag Ruswai Alag, Judai Alag, Tanhai Alag..
oN THeir Lips
Successful People Always Have Two Things ON Their Lips, Silence nd Smile” “SILENCE” to avoid problems nd “SMILE” to solve problems.
WHAT IS LOVE”
A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her “WHAT IS LOVE” … He Replied …. …” Love Is When You Steal Chocolates Everyday From My Bag “N’ Yet I Still Keep Them In The Same Place
Happy independence day
=–..__..-=-._. !=–..__..-=-._; !=- -..(*..-=_; !=–..__..-=-._; ! i i Let’s Take Decision To Value Our Nation Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices, Who Gave Us Freedom Now Its Our Turn To Have A Reformation. HaPpY InDePeNdEnCe DaY tO all 🙂 Lets Celebrate Dis Day. D Day Dat Gave Us D Freedom Of Thought,…