I know just the person who needs
I know just the person who needs, 101 Ways to Be a Great DadÂÂ. Don’t worry it isn’t you. Happy Fathers Day
I wish u all the best in life
I wish u all the best in life and long life. U r the reason i’m here and everything what i am. Thank you 4 what u done 4 me. Happy father’s day
Father
U r every thing to me….. Whom i can share my all secrets…. U r always there to help me…… May u live long.!! Happy Father’s Day
Having You For A Dad
Having You For A Dad Was the best beginning I could’ve had… Ever since that you’ve made sure it gets only better! You mean the world to me! Happy Father’s Day
Better the way they are…
Some things are just better The way they are like you! Happy Father’s Day!
Happy father’s day
Thanks for being there through the tears, Laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father’s Day!
Don’t worry it isn’t you
I know just the person who needs, “101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”. Don’t worry it isn’t you. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, wishing you a box of happiness
Dad, wishing you a box of happiness Today, tomorrow and always With all my love! Happy Fathers Day
Thank You Dad
Thank You Dad For being my pillar of strength and Fountain of wisdom Thank You for everything you are. Life is more beautiful when you are around. Happy Fathers Day!
I want to tell you
I want to tell you How much you mean to me Bcoz you are always Thought about in such a special way, And do so much to brighten any day. Wish you a Happy Fathers Day.
No one’s Father is so sweet.
No one’s Father is so sweet. Your kind ways just can’t be beat. I Love you in a big way, Wish you a very Happy Father’s Day!
Your guiding hand on my shoulder,
Your guiding hand on my shoulder, Will remain with me forever. Thanks for always being there Papa. Happy Father’s Day!
I am indeed blessed to have
I am indeed blessed to have Someone like you as my father On this special day I‘d like to thank you for everything You are my hero dad. I Love You. Happy Fathers Day
Agar muskurana ho to
Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna, aur agar sada muskurana ho to, Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.
Life style Menu
Life style Menu may welcome, Menu hai: CALL ke liye 1 dabaiye ENGAGEMENT k liye 2 dabaiye SHAADI k liye 3 dabaiye Or DOOSRI BIWI k liye pehli ka gala dabaiye.
Santa’s Slam book
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat: When I m on tour.
There is an earthquake
Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..
When Heart fails..
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
Khaane mein kya hai?
Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai. Pati: Khaane mein kya hai?? Patni: Zehar!! Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..
Sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai
Child:Mom isbar hum saare patake is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki
Ghantaghar tod dunga Ring road ko mod dunga Sahid gate fod dunga Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge ..
Son’s math problem
Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.
Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi
Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. Boy:Maa baap Girl:Yes Boy:Bhai behan Girl:Yes Boy:Khana peena Girl:Yes Boy:Star plus Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar !!
Bhakt aur Bhagwan
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
I do not sleep at night
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, At noon I do not eat because I think of you, In the evening I do not eat because I think of you, At night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Connecting pipal
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.
