kitni kaali ho tum…
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum. girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya? Boy-agar mere baap ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.
Har gulab par aithbaar na kijiye
Bagair kisi ko jaane ikarar na kijiye, Muskarakar dil ko bekarar na kijiye, Kabhi-kabhi gulab bhi de jaate hai zakham, Har gulab par aithbaar na kijiye.
Doctor’s prescription 4 u
A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
God solve ur problem
When GOD solves your problems, You have faith in his abilities…. When he doesn’t solve your problems, He has faith in your abilities…
Diwali ka tyohaar
Dino din badta jaye karobaar, Pariwaar mein bana rahe sah aur pyaar, Aap hamesha paye khusiyaan apaar, Hoti rahe sada dhan ki barasaat, Aisa ho aapke liye diwali ka tyohaar
Main churail hoon
A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon. Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!
Marriage is that relation between man and women
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Girls misuse it!
Girls misuse it! Models sell it! Photographers catch it! Doctors advice it! Death freezes it! Artists create it! Guess, what’s this? It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
zindagi k her mor pe sunheri yadoon ka ehsas rehney do,
zindagi k her mor pe sunheri yadoon ka ehsas rehney do, Suror dil mai aur zuban pe mithas rehney do, yehi falsafa hai jeeney ka, na raho udaas, na kisi ko Udaas rehnay do.
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mery ghar ka sara kaam ker do
SORRY!!!!!!!!!!
SORRY!!!!!!!!!! Dont get confused, Arey baba ‘SORRY’ means S – SOME O – ONE’S R – REALLY, R – REMEMBERING Y – YOU.
super thinking
Superb thinking… “Living on the Earth is Expensive, But It also includes a Free Trip around the sun every year… “Think different.!”;): )
as the mountain high
As the candlelight flame, Ur life may always be happiness’ claim; As the mountain high, U move without sigh; Wish all of u a very happy Halloween.
once a keera saw a piece of Gurr
Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr, He went to eat it, But On the way he saw a keeri, He left the Gurr & went with keeri. MORAL: *Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-
they say loving
They say loving you gives pains and full of sacrifices But I’ll rather take pains and lots of sacrifices than not to be love by you.
HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0…!!
Hi! How r u? Wer r u? Wat r u doing? How is life,ur frnds,ur family? How abt ur mom&dad? 2day any news? u saw any film? ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area? how r ur close frnds? ur fav subject,color,news,Pen,dress,car,bike,perfume, bus,num,shop,drink,flower,fruit,teacher,player,gift,mobile, hotel,game,theater,dream,language,temple,food,soap,paste,Chanel, politician,chocolate,sports,sportsperson,tourist spot? “HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0!!”
All Women Are…
Funny quote on a Married guy T-Shirt All Women Are Devils & I Married Their Queen;- >
Ramzan ka chand….
Jis waqt Ramzan ka chand dekha jae tu “Surah Fatiha” ko 3 br parne se tamam sal rizq mai farakhi hoti hai (janati zaiwar pg# 096)
Lonely hrs r the best hrs of life…
Lonely hrs r the best hrs of life, Becouse its the only time We share our deepest secrets with the most trusted person in the world “Ourself”.
pray for others
When you pray for others, Allah listens to you and blesses them… When you are happy & feel blessed,,, Remember someone has prayed for you…
Hottest kiss
People say A blessed KISS is on HEAD A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS A passionate KISS is on LIPS A romantic KISS is on NECK But seriously HOTTEST KISS is on Iron Try it!
Wish u gud morning
The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has Colored our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning.
“Happy Dashain”
Changa chet, ramailo bhet, khasi ko rate, masu ko plate, Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal.. 64 saal, Dashain babbal “Happy dashain”
Remember me
Remember to remember me…. forget to forget me….. even if u remember to forget me….. i will never forget to remember u..!
Adate hai intihan lena
Har kisi ko mohabbat mile zaruri toh nahi, Har ankhon ko khuwab mile zaruri toh nahi, Khuda ki adate hai intihan lena, Har intihan hum pass ho zaruri toh nahi.
We always feel bad
We always feel bad & think that good things happen only to others But we forget that we are others for someone else.
Sun is missing U
Sun is upset and moon is happy, Bcoz sun is missing U, And moon is gonna be with U, For rest of the night, Have a wonderful night.
If love was a person
If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers, If a hug was a second I’d send you hours, If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea, If love was a person I’d send you me.
She is no one but ur sweet loving MOM
When u feel u r alone in a crowd When u feel no 1 can understand u When ur love is rejected by others When u hate ur life Just close ur eyes see her face who loves u more than anyone else Who cares for u in loneliness dies…
