Aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
I do not sleep at night
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, At noon I do not eat because I think of you, In the evening I do not eat because I think of you, At night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Connecting pipal
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.
Vibration ka kamaal hai
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai Hamara room room machal jata hai Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
Tere dil mein rahenge
Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar, Dhadkano mein rahenge ringtone bankar, Kabhi apne dil se juda mut samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge network bankar!
If I post this letter tonight
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won’t. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
Prizes to win
Bumper offer: Sent me sms & win ,, 10 Lakh ki car ka photo, 29″ T.V ka sandar “Box” Dubai jane wale plane ko tata karne ka moaqa, Or mere sath dinner,woh bhi aap k ghar.
Choosing career is like chosing wife
Choosing career is like chosing wife from 10 girlfriends, Even if u pick most beautiful, most intelligent, kindest woman, There’s still pain of loosing 9
Kutte ka cake
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
Kunware hum bhi nahin
Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi, mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi, pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho, kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi.
“PIYASA CROW”…..
“PIYASA CROW” Once din he was piyasa.He finding paani.But paani was kidro na labba. He guzra from jungle.He was vekhiya one gharra.Magar paani was thora. He sochya ek plane.He pick some wattey and sutey into the ghara. Pani was uper come.He drank ji bhar k. Moral:thori si mehnat se english…
Jab piyar kiya tu Darna kiya…
Usne mujhe rat ko Qabrastan me akela chor dya faraz . Ye keh kar k jab Pyar kia to darna kia ? (“.)/’ ‘\(“.) _/\_.. .._/\_
Bhaiya mere rakhi k bandhan ko nibhana
Sama Tah Suhana Suhag Raat Ka Tha Bahana Dulha Mood Me Tha K Dulhan Se Sune Koi Gana Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya Gana ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? Bhaiya Mere Rakhi K Bandhan Ko Nibhana
sheikh ruipy se pehly pohnch gaya tha
Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya, sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila kion?? sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-D
teri ulfat ko pane k lie
Teri Ulfat Ko Pane K Lie, Kia Kuch Nahi Kia, : Main Be-wafa Hi Sahi, Tu Apni Wafa To Sabit Kar.?
Thukra kar Mohabbar meri….
Thukra kar Mohabbar meri kahan jane ka irada hy? Mujhe Zindagi k kis Mor pe lane ka irada hy? Ye jo ab khafa khafa se rehne lage ho, Ye piyar ka arooj hy, ya chor jane ka irada hai? Jatey Jatey ye tu bata jao ay Dost, Mere piyar may…
Sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum…
*1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola begum “sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum? begum “1 dum admi “to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.
Yeh adda-e-bay niyazi…
Yeh adda-e-bay niyazi k woh mery dil ko ly kr….. Barri bay rukkhi sy boly, kisi kam ka nahi hy……
Mubark ho apko “RAMZAN”…
Pariyon ne paristan say “PYAR” bheja he Sitaron ne asman se “SALAM” bheja he Mubark ho apko “RAMZAN”ki kushian Ye pegham hum ne apko”ADVANCE” bheja hai.¤
More popularly Janmashtami…
This festival occurs on the eight day (Astami) of a lunar fortnight hence the name (Krishna+astami). Krishnastami which comes sometime in August is celebrated over two days. The first day is Krishnastami or Gokulastami. The second day is called Kalastami or more popularly Janmastami.
The Most Valuable gift To Someone…
Prayer Is The Most Powerful Weapon Against Troubles; The Most Effective Medicine Against Illness; & The Most Valuable gift To Someone; So I Pray May You Get “Success” “Health” “Wealth” “Relief” & “Happiness” Througout Ur Life… Aameen.
Women are like cars
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Rabi-ul-Awwal Mubarak ho
/\ [;] ! ( * [;] , – “” – , [;]…..”””””””…. [;];;;;;;{__};;;;[] ============ Rabi-ul-Awwal Mubarak ho.
Gunah Par Mutmain
Insan Gunah Karne Ki Waja Se Jahanum Main Nahi Jata…! Bal-Ke Gunah Par Mutmain Rehne Aur Tauba Na Karne Ki Waja Se Jahanum Main Jata Ha.
A Guy picks up a girl…
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee..? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
Khiayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai
Khiayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai Nigaahon ko teri talaash rehti hai Tere bina koi kami nahi lekin Tere baghair tabiyat udaas rehti hai
Empty beer bottles
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They’re there for those who don’t drink.
Har duwa me magte hai khushi aapki
Phulo ki har kali khushboo de aapko Suraj ki har kiran roshni de aapko Hum to dene ke kuch kabil nahin Magar har dua me magte hai har din khushi milay aapko
Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane k liye
Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane k liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane k liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jayen gay tumhain manane k liye