1 bacha chatri lay kar a gaya…
1 dafa sab log Tapti Dhoop me ‘Barish’ ke liay dua mangnay jama ho gay. Wahan per 1 bacha chatri lay kar a gaya… Sab log usay hairat say deaknay lagay. 1 nay poocha chatri Q laey ho? Bachay nay jawab dia: ”Jis ALLAH say tum Barish ke liay dua…
Mujhe Jeena Us Ne Sikha Diya
Mai Nahi H0n Apne Waj0od Mai Mujhe Jane Kis Ne Chura Liya, Mere Saath Rehta Hai W0 Har Qadam, K0i Jad0o Us Ne Chala Diya, Meri R0oh Mai W0 Sama Gaya, Mujhe Ishq Karna Sikha Diya, Meri Zindagi W0 Ban Gaya, Mujhe Jeena Us Ne Sikha Diya, Mai T0 Khud…
Shadi kernay aur mobile..
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata. :p
Chadenge jab pyare rang..
Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana. Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang, Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang. Bolo sarararara…. Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
aaj tanha hoon
Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di, Kal “daig” wanddi si tey paayi ji paayi ho rayi si:)
in our country,
American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female
lo wai arz kita a
(‘,’)/ /)( /”\ Lo wai arz kita a, 5 di kulfi te 10 di khand, “wa wa wa” kya kehne hai, “5 di kulfi te 10 di khand, “O kad lo razaian aa gai je thand.
who is there in the house now……..?
2 birds named “i luv u” & ‘u love me” lived in a house ‘u luv me” flew away who is there in the house now………….?
Girls Can Never Be Equal To Boys..!!
Girls Can Never Be Equal To Boys..!! . . Because It Takes Courage To Wear The Same Cloths For A Week & Still Think, . . . . “Abhi To Kapde Thik Thak Hain, 2 Din Aur Chalenge..!!” 😉 😛 :!!
Best medicine is care and love
A wise Physician said “I have been practicing medicines for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in the long run I have learned that the best medicine for human creature is “CARE and LOVE” Someone asked , if it doesn’t work? He smiled and answered “INCREASE THE…
Agar bhigne ka itna hi shaukh hai baarish me,
Agar bhigne ka itna hi shaukh hai baarish me, To dekho in aankho me…. Baarish to har ek ke liye barasti hai, Lekin yeh aankhe sirf tumhare liye barasti hai….
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts : 1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married mumtaz’s Sister. Question arises.. What great example…
Pehlay kiss karo…
Pehlay kiss karo… phir bister per laitao… phir dono tangein uper kark…. thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho… ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska pamper change kerdo……
Count ur life by smiles
Count your life by smiles not by tears, Count your age by friends not by years.
Mere marne ki dua kaun karega
Khuda salamat rakhna mere dushmano ko, Varna mere marne ki dua kaun karega, Aur maut aaye toh din phire shayad, Jindagi ne toh hume maar dala hai.
Apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte
Log poochte hai humse ki tum apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte? Toh humne kaha jo lafjo mein bayan ho jaye hum utna pyaar unse nahi karte.
An answering machine
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”
Ki thi suruaat ek mazak se
Ki thi suruaat ek choti si mazak se.. Mazak dard ban jayega ye malum na tha.. Samajhte the jise hum apna yaar.. Woh ek din pyaar ban jayega ye malum na tha..
Ramdan Mubarak….
As we reach to the last 10 days of Ramadhan. I ask you, dear friends supplicate to Your Creator. Now more than ever. Coz @ any special moment in that time Duas get answered.Ramadhan Mubarak!
If U hate me
Scroll down If U hate me I don’t believe U’re scrolling I hate U 2 Hate U Hate U STILL SCROLLING? But after our fights I LOVE U HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN.
Some battles have to be fought alone,
Some battles have to be fought alone, Some paths have to be crossed alone, So never be emotionaly attached with someone, You never know when u havE to walk alone…
Ae dil-e-nadan rotay nahi hain,
Ae dil-e-nadan rotay nahi hain, Kuch apne ho k bhi pas hotay nahi hain, Zara se fasly per udasi kaisi? Dil main basney wale kabhi door hotay nahi hain,
Tu thi paas to tha ek bahana jeeny ka,
Tu thi paas to tha ek bahana jeeny ka, Ab tu nahi to is zindagi ko bhi khair jeena kya! Ab to teri yadon main hi hain mashgul hum,.. Khair woh baat alag k har lamhy main bante hain april fool hum..
Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You’ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife…
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.” Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”
a painter drawn a painting
A Painter drawn a painting “Door of Heart”… Man:why there is no handle on it ? Painter:Because Door of Heart opens frm Inside not frm Outside…
my little girl
My little Girl, Don’t cry for me I’ll be right by your side. I’d never miss out on this day that you become a bride.
love with you
As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.
KhizaN ke rang mein bhi bahaar abhi baqi hai
KhizaN ke rang mein bhi bahaar abhi baqi hai Chirag-e-sahar hai par intazar abhi baqi hai HameiN salam karo aye hawaadis-e-dauraN Tumhaare saath hain phir bhi qarar abhi baaqi hai Guzar chuka hai ummidoN ka qafla kab ka Rah-e-yaqin per ab bhi ghubar abhi baqi hai Hamein pukaar lo jab…
