I’m just standing by my window …
l ()””””() l l ( ‘ o’ ) ‘l l=( ,)===( ,)=l I’m just standing by my window thinking of u & wondering if u ever think of me too…*
A father asks peon:
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
Fool Day to the King of Fools….
31 March Or 1 April Fool is Fool doesn’t matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools….
When ever you get pain in your life
Whenever you get pain in your life Just think about the full form of PAINS ! Positive Attitude In Negative Situation
Tirchee topi walay
Amir Liaquat ki video daikhny k baad Faraz ny Arz ki . . . Tirchee topi walay Baboo bholay bhalay Tu yaad anay laga hay Dil ko satanay laga hay 🙂
Celebrate the Birth of Krishna…
‘Janma’ means birth and ‘ashtami’ means the eighth. Janmashtami refers to the birth of Krishna, which took place on the eighth day of the second fortnight in the month of Sravana. Celebrate the Birth of Krishna…!
Ek fazul kharch biwi…
“Ek fazul kharch biwi shohar ke liye romal ka kapra layi Shohar: Romal ke liye intna saara kapra? Biwi: Agar romal se bach gaya tau mein suit bana loon gi!”
Some time…
Some Time Prayer Doesn’t Change The Situation…! But it Changes our attitude Towards The Situation, & Give Us Hope Which Changes Our Entire Life. “A Busy Life makes Prayers Harder, But Prayers Make a Hard and Busy Life Easier.”
Women are like elephants to me.
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn’t want to own one. W. C. Fields
you under arrest for violating code 69
I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 – distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.
Huzoor (Alehis Salam) apni viladat ki khushi me…
Huzoor (Alehis Salam) apni viladat ki khushi me youme viladat wale din yani her Peer ko roza rakhte or farmate k me ALLAH ka shukr ada kerne ke liay har Peer ke din Roza rakhta hun. Hum bhi is khushi me shamil ho sakte hen wo is tarha ke ayenda…
kiss is not like Nokia
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
abe ye to meri wali thi
Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai Socho Socho Nai Pata Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi
mera name badal dena!
ek lafz “MOHABAT” hai isy kar k dekho tum berbad na hojao to mera name badal dena! ek lafz “MUQADAR” hai is sey lar k dekho tum har na jao to mera name badal dena! ek lafz “WAFA” hai zamany mein nahi milta kaheen se dhoond kar le aao to…
Shabb-E-Barat mubark ho
‘/’\ ( * /|||| _.-‘-._ _.-‘-._ |||| ||||_(_____) (_____) |||| Shabb-E-Barat mubark ho dua main yad ( rakhna ).’
Chaand Mubarak kehte hain…
Chaand ki pehli dastak pay, Chaand Mubarak kehte hain, Sub se pehle hum apko, “Ramadhan Mubarak” kehte hain.
maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae 2
Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae, Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae, Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa ki, Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae. Happy Mother’s Day.
aj ki taza khabar
Assalam-o-alaikum Aj ki taza khabar – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – News paper main hai perhlo.. Allahhafiz 🙂
Good at telling lies
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I’m good at telling lies! Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you are not!
Rakhi ka tyohar tha
Rakhi ka tyohar tha, Rakhi bandhne ko bhai taiyar tha, Bhai bola behna meri, Ab toh rakhi bandh do, Bahna boli, Kalai peechhe karo, Pahle rupae hazaar do.
Pehele hi kaant liye
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga. Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai: Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.
Pass ho to amanat hai
Jo chiz mang kar mile wo mannat hai, Chaha kar mile wo chahat hai, Pass ho to amanat hai, Dil se mile wo rahemat hai, Par tumare jaisa dost mile wo kismat hai.
Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai
Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai, Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hai, Ye zaruri nahi ke har koi pass ho, Kyunki har subah mein yadoo, Ke bhi sahare hote hai.
Dard Ki Kahani
Hai ye aaj unki mujh per yaroo kaise maherbani, Ke maje mai padh rahe hai mere dard ki kahani.
Pizza hut ka opposite
Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai? – – – – – Answer: Pizza hatna mat
SMS chipka dal mamu
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!
Dil diya tere pyaar ke khatir
Dil diya tere pyaar ke khatir, Jaan dee aetbaar ke khatir, Mar gaye Par khuli rahi aankhen tumhare intezaar ke khatir.
Aghosh-e-sitam main hi Chupa Le aakr koi
Aghosh-e-sitam main hi Chupa Le aakr koi Tanha hon Tarapne se Bacha Le aakr koi Sokhi hain bari dair se Palkon ki Zuban Bas Aaj to g Bhar k Rula de aakr koi
ROOTH KER KUCH AUR BHI HASEEN LAGTY HO
ROOTH KER KUCH AUR BHI HASEEN LAGTY HO BUS YEHI SOCH KAR TUM KO KHAFA RAKHA HAI
Qarib se tumhe dekha to apna paya,
Qarib se tumhe dekha to apna paya, Jab tumhe dosti mein azmaya to apna paya, Tumhe kya name dun samjh mein nahi aaya, Dosti, pyar, zindage ya apna saaya…
