U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!
U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!! U know How?? 007 * 60 = 420
duniy JISSE DARE
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
sahdi se phele
EK SWAL JO karde apki neand kharab, SADI ke pehle ladki ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai jo sadi ke baad wapas le leta hai. DIMAG HO BTAO give me answer.
Duniya kahien uss ko bhi samjhdar na kr dey…
Ley dey k wohi shakhs hai iss shehar mein apna, Duniya kahien uss ko bhi samjhdar na kr dey…
Maya is the root cause of all pain and misery….
Lord Krishna said: Whatever belongs to you today, belonged to someone else yesterday and it will belong to some one else tomorrow. Don’t be illusioned by maya. Maya is the root cause of all pain and misery. Happy Janmashtami…!
Ibn-e-Adam sambhal ja…
Roz-e-Hashar MAIN Be-Khof Ghuss Jaon Ga JANNAT Mein, Wahin Sy Aaey Thy “AADAM”, Wo Mery Baap Ka Ghar Hy… In Amaal K Sath Tu Jannat Ka Talabgar Hai Kya? Wahan Se Nikalay Gaye They ADAM, To Teri Okaat Hai Kya? =Ibn-e-Adam= -Sambal Ja-
Ramadan Coming Soon…
Wo .*”Chand”*. ka “Chamakna” Wo .*”MaSJido”*. ka “Sawarna” Wo .*”Musalmano”*. ki “Dhoom” .*”RamZan”*. is “Coming soon”!
Jaise sookha howa darakht….
Hum to aaj bi us ko ussi tarah chahte hain _” FARAZ “_ jaise sookha hua darakht barish ka talabgar hota hy.
Rosses not look fresh forever…
Trees & Leaves not look green forever, Rosses not look fresh forever… But… I pray that ur sweet smile remains on ur lips forever… Ameen
A woman is like a tea bag
A woman is like a tea bag – you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
Lawyer to Sardar
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir gita pe haath.
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai, Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai, Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai, Kuch din baad”RAKHI” ka tyohar hai.
jo bhi mila woh ham se khafa mila
jo bhi mila woh ham se khafa mila dekho dosti ka kya sila mila umar bhar rahi faqat wafa ki talash par har shaks mujh ko bewafa mila
Waise to ap k saray hi kam ultay hotay hain,
Waise to ap k saray hi kam ultay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sidha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi ulta pakrain aur ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l n ss!w I
Ap ko bhol jaen ya na mumkin bat hai
Ap ko bhol jaen ya na mumkin bat hai Apko na ho yaqin ya or bat hai Jub tak rahegi sans tub tak rakhain gay yaad Ya sans ruk jaee ya or bat hai
4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s..
4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina…. 1.Caution-dark tunnel 2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3.Go slow. 4.Men at work
andhere main saya sath chor daita hay
agar andhere main saya sath chor daita hay to ziada roshni main bhi sath nahi rehta.. faraq thora sa hay gharibi main log hamain chor daitey hain aor ameri main hum logo ko..
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna…
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna… Aur gham ko dil se azad karna, Hamari bus itni guzarish hai k humain bhi Din mai ek baar YAAD karna…
EID MILAD MUBARAK Ho
*”*WAMA*”* *”ARSALNAKA”**”*”*ILLA*”*”* *’RAHMATALLIL’**”*ALAMEEN*”* __________ * JUSHN – E – EID * *MELADUN NABI** MUBARAK Ho* * .*
meri ruh bankr use mujme shamil sa kr de
Meri ruh bnakr use mujme shamil sa kr de… mehsus kr sku saanso ko uski, itna use karib sa kr de! us se muje alag krne vale har shakhs ko tu nakam sa kr de… Ae khuda gujarish h bus itni ki wo bhul jaye khud ko.. use is tarh…
Teer maar lo ge
Jaldbazi mein shadi ker k saara jeevan bigar lo ge wah wah :…. Or soch samjh k kro ge tou kon sa Teer maar lo ge 🙂
Qiyaam in Shab-E-Barat
Ali (RA) that the Prophet(SAW) stated; “ when it is the 15th night of Shabaan, do Qiyaam in the night, and fast in the morning, and ask for forgiveness. Because on that night Allah calls: ‘Is there anyone who is asking for forgiveness so that I can forgive them, who…
Dil se nikli Duwaon k sath
” * Suhani * ” ” * Morning main ” * ” * ” * ” * ” * ” ” * Chanchal ” *Mood Main ” * ” * ” * ” * ” * ” ” * Thandi thandi Hawoon Main ” * * ” * ” *…
Wo Tumhara Dost Ban Jaye…
Apne Dushman Ko Hazar Moqey Do K Wo Tumhara Dost Ban Jaye .Aur Apney Dost Ko Ek B Aisa Moqa Na Do K Wo Tumhara Dushman Ban Jaye..!!!
Kal raat mere Bister pe mujhe..
Kal raat mere Bister pe mujhe… Ik Aahat ne chonka diya… Phir ik narm hwa ka jhonka… Meri peshani ko chhoo gya… Aankh khuli to MAA ko dekha… Kuchh hilte lab, Kuch parrhte lab… Men dheere se muskura diya… MAA Aaj b uth kr raaton men… Meri peshani ko chomti…
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga dost…
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dost’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k . . . . Shadi ho gai hai. Meri (-,-) ok _//_
You are genius…
I still remember the day I sent an SmS 2 u saying “Sender is cool and reader is fool” U got angry and replied “Sender is fool and reader is cool” You are genius…
Hum kya bana rahe hai?
2 pyaaj 1 gm jeera 3 kali mirch 2 spoon namak 4 spoon oil 1 cup water or thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai? * * * Apko bewkuf, vo bhi Swad anusar…
Allah ki yaad
Thodi si ebaadat bohat sa sila deti hai, Gulab ki tarha chehra khila deti hai, Allah ki yaad ko dil se jane na dena, Kabhi kabhi choti si dua arsh hila deti hai.
Azadi k din par meri dua hai
Azadi k din par meri dua hai k, Allah aap ko quaid ki akal, Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal aur, Gandi ji k baal de. “AZADI DAY MUBARAK”