look a thief
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
why Government do not
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
zameen pe painko to nahi tootti
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
I just love
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ I just love the way you smile, It makes my life worthwhile, I just love the sound of your voice, you’re my first and last choice, I wonder what I did to…
THIRD /LAst ASHRA (last ten days [21-30]
THIRD /LAst ASHRA (last ten days [21-30] – The last days of Ramadan are to seek Refuge in Allah from the Hellfire. Allahumma Ajirna min-an-naar. DUA for LAYLA-tul-QADR (to be read in the last ten days): Allahumma innaka ‘affuwan tuhibbul ‘afwa fa’fu’-anni YA Ghufooru Ya Ghafooru Ya Ghafoor
I’ve learnd…
I’ve learnd… I came alone and i’ve to go alone… I’ve learnd… People r with u only when they need u, not otherwise… I’ve learnd… Extra care of anyone by you will ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation… I’ve learnd… A simple LIE of ur close one can…
Kiss Karun?
Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi. Man: Boob dabaun.? Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.? Man: Fuck? Gal: Period me hun.? Man: Don’t say loose motions hai
Agar tum ko hum pe gussa hai toh
Agar tum ko hum pe gussa hai toh Ghantaghar tod do Ring road mod do Sahid gate fod do Titanic ko fevicol se jod do Magar mujhe aise sms karna mat chod do
HAPPY DASHAIN 2064!
HAPPY DASHAIN 2064! This joyous festival of Dashain may U so be blessed with a year of good fortune & prosperity. “Maa Durga Bless You”
Test nahi one-day karwalo
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge. Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.
Mehsoos kiya hai tujhe har pal
Dil ki tadap ankhoo se bayan kar du, Tu kahe to zindagi tere naam kar du, Bas mang aaj, tere dil mein jo hai, Kuch bhi ho tujhe per kurban kar du, Kyu darta hai fasloo se tu, Tu bol toh judai hi katam kar du, Mehsoos kiya hai tuje…
Missing arithmetic
1+1 = 2 Eyes seeing you 3+3 = 6 Sense feeling you 12+12 = 24 Hours waiting for your sms 50%+50% = 100% Worried about you 182.5+182.5 = 365 Days missing you
Means more than a life itself!
Life spent with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless, But a few moments spent with someone who really loves U, Means more than a life itself!
Just an excuse
Rakhi is just an excuse for me to express myself: You mean the world to me. Happy Raksha Bandhan to my sweet sister.
You’re the sunshine to light my day
My Mother, my friend so dear Throughout my life you’re always near A tender smile to guide my way You’re the sunshine to light my day
I whispered everything
You asked me what was wrong? I said nothing… but as you turned around a tear ran down my face and i whispered everything.
I’m sending this bouquet of love
I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true, !!!!!Happy Anniversary!!!!!
Beginnings are scary.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it’s the middle that counts the most
Why Pappu Can’t Dance??????
Why Pappu Cant Dance? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kasam Khuda Di Mainu Nai Pata. Zara Pata Te Kar K Dus Pappu Nach Q Nai Sak Da… 🙂
After finishing MBBS
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK 🙂
Smile is a language of Love.
Smile is a language of Love. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves ur personality. So Brush daily.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag…..
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your…
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere sath laya… phir mere dil me khayal aaya… ke lagta hay ki… aaj bhi tu.. nahi “”NAHAYA””
may little flower
May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom, Swaying endlessly, this way and that way, Morn to dusk, everyday. Get Well Soon!
my heart Misses A beat
My Heart Misses A Beat Watching You Sleep Our Corny Slippers Monogrammed His And Her By The Bed Blue For Me Pink For You ~Author Unknown
Haq ke saath kahoon tumhe main apna
Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon Bhula kar apne sab gham Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon Apne naam k saath joar kar tumhara naam Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon Kab ho Qubooliyat…
This The Night…
This The Night – ******* The Night (*) Of The Grave’s Delight, And The Warlocks Are At Their Play; Ye Think That Without The Wild Winds Shout, But No, It Is They – It Is They. Happy Halloween Day !
A simple exercise…
A simple exercise Just for you: Put your right hand on your left shoulder & the left hand on the right. Now Squeeze Gently! You ‘ve just Recieved A big Hug And lots of Kisses From Me!
It is Eid Today…
It is Eid today! It is Eid today! I can see the tiny new moon Up there, in the heavenly sky, Surrounded by beautiful twinkling stars! Heralding the happy coming of Eid, It is Eid today! Thank you, Almighty Allah! For giving us so much happiness, For the moon and…
I believe…
I believe in an open mind, But not so open that Ur brains fall out.