Mere baap to bahut hai par…
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”
Aap ne suna hai
Aap ne suna hai, Ya nahi suna, Waqai nahi suna, CNN pe, BBC pe, Ptv pe, Geo pe, Fm99 pe bhe nahi, To mujh se sun lo “I miss U”
Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?
Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui? – – – – – – – – – – Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje.
Wahi log mere chahane wale honge
Jinki hoton pe hasi, paon mein chhale honge, Han wahi log mere chahane wale honge.
Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light
Apun ek sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..
Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana laiti hai
Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuab Ajata Hai…
Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuab Ajata Hai… Waqt Samjho uska Kharab Aajata Hai… Mehboob Aaye Ya Na Aaye Janaab… Taaray Gin Gin K Hisaab Aajata Hai…!
Apni yadain apni batain lai kar jana bhool gaya.
Apni yadain apni batain lai kar jana bhool gaya. janay wala jaldi main tha mil kar jana bhool gaya. mur mur kar daikha tha usnay jatay jatay rastay main. jaisay usnay kahna tha kuch, jo woh kehna bhool gaya.
Anjane main hum apna dil gawa baithay
Anjane main hum apna dil gawa baithay Is pyar main kaisa dhoka kar baithay Unse kya gila karen bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dilwalon se dil laga baithay
Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai woh kabhi badla nahi layta…
Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai woh kabhi badla nahi layta. Hasad karnay waala maut se pehle mar jaata hai. Kisi per aitamaad na karo, jab tak usay ghussay may na dekh lo. Maut ko yaad rakna nafs ki tamaam bemarioan ki shifa hai. Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati…
What’s the definition of a ‘lesbian?’
Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ? A: Just another damn Woman….. trying to do a man’s job!!!
Dunya Ki Har Fiza Mein Ujala *RASOOL* Ka
Dunya Ki Har Fiza Mein Ujala *RASOOL* Ka Ye Sari Kainat Hai Sadqa *RASOOL* Ka Khusboo Gulab Hai Pasina *RASOOL* Ka Aap Ko Mubark Ho Mahina *RASOOL* Ka Rabi-ul-Awal* Mubark Ho..!*
Girl demanded for icecream
Girl demanded for Icecream.. boy purchased it,.. Girl: Thank u.. Boy: Only thank u..?? Girl : u want kiss na,,? Boy: chup kar … Aadhi Ice cream de… 😉
“DECEMBER JAB BHi AATA HAi”
“DECEMBER JAB BHi AATA HAi” Woh Pagli Phir Se Beetay Mausam Ko Yaad Karti Hai… Puraanay Cards Parhti Hai Ke Jiss Mein Usne Likha Tha “Main Lautunga DECEMBER Mein” Naye Kapray Banaati Hai,, Woh Saara Ghar Sajaati Hai… DECEMBER Ke Har Aik Din Ko Woh Ginn Ginn Ker Beetaati Hai……
Dua for Shab barat
‘Meri |||””DÜA””||| hai…. Is Raat se phely Us “”MUSHKIL KUSHA”” se k… Ap ki “SARI MUSHKILAT” door hon, Us “”GHAFOOR”” se k.. Ap ko “BAKHSH” de, Us “”RAHEEM”” se k.. Ap pe “REHEM” kare, Us “RUBUL EZZAT” se k.. Ap ki “IZZAT” ki “HIFAZAT” kare, Us “GHANI” se k. Ap…
Good morning…
Go oo oo oo o oo oo o oo oo oo oo oo o ¿ OL GAPPE kitne TASTY Hote h, hen na! Tmko kya lga Go0d mOrNiNg aur wo b is time…
Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan…
Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal “Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile Se Le Rahe Hain. Atah Aap Se Anurodh Hai, Ki Turant Is No. Par101 Ka Balance Dalwa De
Eid Gift Advance…
Ye lo suite _—-_ /””””\) (/””””\ / /| : | \ \ \,,,\| : |/,,,/ |,,,,,,,,,,,,,| | | | | |,,,| |,,,| Ghari +=+-(@)-+=+ Romal !””””””””! !,,,,,,,,,,,,,! Ur ye tmhari eidi advance me |””/”\”””””””””””””| |,,( ‘;’ ),Rs.5000| “””””””””””””””””””” Ab To Shikayat Nai Hogi Na Ke Me Ne Ab Tk Gift…
Ab So jao…
¤*”GooD NiGht”* Ab “RAAT” ki “palkein” bheeg chaleen Aur “CHAND” b hay “chhup” janey ko . Kuch deir mein “SHABNAM” aey gi “PHOOLON” ki “pyas” bujhany ko . “TAARON” k “safar” pe “kho” jao Ab “SO” jao …!!!¤¤¤ Ab “SO” Jao …!!!¤¤:-) shabakher
Saaz k 7 awaz,
Saaz k 7 awaz, Samander k 7 sahil, Phool k 7 khushbo, Jism k 7 rooh, Shama k 7 parwany, Khushi k 7 gum or aap k 7 hum 🙂
Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Ladka bola ……. Dilruba Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.
How many women he had slept with
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with? Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
Vande Mataram ke geet
Jhanda lehrana hai, Vande Mataram ke geet gaana hai! Sunakar desh ko lalkarna hai, Aao milkar ab swaapn dekha jo saakar karna hai! Geet gaate hai hum, Gungunate hai hum! Gayab na ho ja mere desh ka naujawano, Hume hi toh Vande Matram, ke swar se, Jhanda lehrana hai! Koi…
Woh hamare zindagi mein
Woh hamare zindagi mein, Kuch is tara aaye, Jaise hare bhare khait mein, Moti bhains ghus aaye…
Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye
Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye, Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye, Pyaar ke liye khushi chahiye, Khushi ke liye yaar chahiye, Aur yaar ke liye aap chahiye.
Aayi hai Diwali dekho
Aayi hai diwali dekho Sang layi khushiya dekho.. Yehan wahan jahan dekho Aaj deep jagmagate dekho *Happy Diwali*
Wishing a Diwali Zhakas
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas, ehsas se banta hai Vishvas, vishvas se bante hai Rishte, aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas, Wishing a Diwali Zhakas
Dil me tumara kab huwa aana?
Dheere se aake dil me basna Sanson me samake, nind udana Hum se hum hi ko churake Fir ye puchna Dil me tumara kab huwa aana? Ye kaisa nyay hai jara aap hi batana
A MBA Student to a Sweeper….
A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”…. Sweeper proudly:”Mery paas naukri hai”….
1 bacha chatri lay kar a gaya…
1 dafa sab log Tapti Dhoop me ‘Barish’ ke liay dua mangnay jama ho gay. Wahan per 1 bacha chatri lay kar a gaya… Sab log usay hairat say deaknay lagay. 1 nay poocha chatri Q laey ho? Bachay nay jawab dia: ”Jis ALLAH say tum Barish ke liay dua…