Jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.
2+5=11 Kaise huwa
Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.. “GALTI SE”
Ye tera kamaal
Har Ladki tere liye bekarar hai, Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai, Ye tera koi kamaal nahi, Kuch din baad “RAKSHA BANDHAN” ka tyohar hai!
HUM NA HON GAY TO KAHO KON MANAYE GA TUMHAIN
HUM NA HON GAY TO KAHO KON MANAYE GA TUMHAIN YEH BURI BAAT HAI HAR BAAT PAR ROTHA NAHI KARTAY
Kaise kehdon k mujhay chor deya hai usne
Kaise kehdon k mujhay chor deya hai usne Baat tu sach hai magar bat hai ruswai ki Woh kahin bhi gaya lota tu mery pass aya Bus yahi baat hai achi meray harjai ki
Chal paray thay duniya k mely dekhne
Chal paray thay duniya k mely dekhne khud uska hissa ban gaye kissy ab ap kya sunaty hain huzoor Aap to khud kissa ban gaye…
But stupid Jill forgot the pill
Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
Ek to ap sharmate buhat ho..
Ek to ap sharmate buhat ho.. Agar bat kare koi to itrate buhat ho.. dil chahta hai k koi sms na karon per suna hy sms parhne k bad muskurate buhat ho. .
HAPPY 12 RABIUL AWWAL
,’*,”*,*”*’*, ”*”*,’*’,’*’,*’ \______/ a baskit is full of prayers Blesings & Flowrs for *”-Y-“* *”-O-“* *”-U-“* HAPPY 12 RABIUL AWWAL..!
aaj is shubh ghari me
aaj is shubh ghari me ek meethe rishte ki hai shurwat tum dono sada raho saath saath bus yahi hai fariyaad
kisi k jaane se
Chalti nahi duniya kisi k anne se, Rukti nahi duniya kisi k jaane se, Bas hamari tho DUA hai khuda se, Aap hamesh khush raho DIL O JAANSE, chahe hum rahe na rahe is jaahan me!!!!!!!!!!
me to smander ho
kon kahan hai ki maut hai to margao goa ‘kon kahta hy k moot ai to markao ga . . gohar . . me to darya ho smander me otar jao ga’
Shab-e-Barat me Mehroomm Shakhs
*Shab-e-barat* Allah Pak Banu Qalab (aik Qabeela) ki Bakriyo ke revro ke Balo ke barabar logo ko Jahanam se azad farmata hai lekin Sharabi,Waldein ke nafarman, Chugal khor,Qatah reham ( Rishta tornay wala),Jadugar,Soodkhor,iss rat bhi mehroom rehta hai,jab tak keh sache dil se tobah na kar le
sweet morning for you
*.__.*.__.*.__.* *.__Sweet__.* *.__.*.__.*.__.* *.__.*.__.*.__.* *__Morning__* *.__.*.__.*.__.* *.__.*.__.*.__.* *__For You__* *.__.*.__.*.__.* u” “Tera hr khwab pura ho” “koi sapna na adhoora ho” “Tu khush rhy khuda kry” “Mera dil yehi dua kry” “Aameen”
is zulm ki duniya main faqat piyar meri maa
Is zulm ki duniya main faqat piyar meri maa, Hay meray liye saya-e-dewar meri maa, Nafrat k jazeron say mohabbat ki hadon tak, Bus piyar hay han piyar hay bus piyar meri maan.
Tera nakhra
Wah tera nakhra, Gazab tera style hai, SMS kabhi karna nahi or kehte ho mere pas mobile hai
Woh bhi kya din the…
Woh bhi kya din the, Jab hum sath mein holi manaya karte the, Tum apna gulabi chehera aage karte the, Aur hum uss par hara rang lagaya karte the.
A better saying
Erasers are for people who make errors. But a better saying: Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.
Gila kapda marna hai
Power house company mein ek job hai, Salary RS. 20000. Karni hai to reply karo…. Zyada mehnat ka kaam nahin hai, Bas bijli k taaron par gila kapda marna hai.
Dosti nibhane ki aadat hai hamein
Ek alag si pehechaan banane ki aadat hai hamein Zakham ho jitna gehra utna muskurane ki aadat hai hume Sab kuch luta sakte hain teri dosti mai seema Kyunki dosti nibhane ki aadat hai hamein.
Kya tumhe pata hai
Kya tumhe pata hai, Mere mehboob aanewale hai, Kaliyan na bitchana raho mein, Hum dil bichaane waale hai.
Chalo jaldi se utho aur sabko wish karo
Azad bharat ke nalayak jawano, Agar aaj Valentines Day, Ya Friendship Day hota to inbox full hota, Chalo jaldi se utho aur sabko wish karo. “HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY”
D se itna bhi dur na ho jana
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi Par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako
Dil ki mumtaj ho tum
Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum, Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum, Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum, Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum.
Apun ne fauran sms kiya
Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya, dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya, sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya, aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
SMS ka khatra
Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra. Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra. Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra. Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.
Zindagi ki asal khoobsorti yeh nahi ke aap …
Zindagi ki asal khoobsorti yeh nahi ke aap kitne khush hain, Balke Zindagi ki asal khoobsorti to yeh hai ke dusre aap se kitne khush hain.
Pyari si morning mein,
Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!
Jeene ke liye bhi waqt nahi……!!!!!!!!!!!!
Har khushi hai logon ke Daman main… Par ek hansi ke liye waqt nahi… Din raat daurti duniya main… Zindagi k liye hi waqt nahi… Maa ki loree ka ehsaas to hai… Par Maa ko Maa kehne ka waqt nahi… Saare rishton ko to hum mar chuke… ab unhe…
phaansi laga di salay ko
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