BV Chahiye
Beta Apni Ammi Se: Ammi Mujhey Dukh Den Tention Den Barbad Kar Den Merey Pichhey Bhoot Laga Den Ammi Ne Kaha Kaminay Shortcut Main Bol Na “BV Chahiye”
Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Mom: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
Na jane us par itna yakin kyon hai
Na jane us par itna yakin kyon hai, Uska khayal bhi itna hasin kyon hai, Suna hai pyaar ka dard mitha hota hai, To ankhon se nikla aansu itna namkin kyo hota hai?
Mohabbat shoq se hoti hai
Mohabbat shoq se hoti hai, iraadon se nahin. Dosti insaan se hoti hai, pattaron se nahin. Agar gila ho koi dil may to mita dena, Giley apno se kiye jaatey hain, ghairon se nahin.
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?
Kya lekar aaya the? Kya lekar jaayega? Mujhe sms na karke zalim, Tu kitna chillar bachayega?
Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega
Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, Hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko, Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad aayega
Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Close Up karte hain? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain? Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain? “MOBILE” k bill se darte hain? To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain?
ICU OR UCME
My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left�� ICU Or U C Me.
i dont have to win
I dont have to win…. To be called a winner…. I dont have to lose…. To be called a looser…. I gave my attention…. I gave my support…. All of this is for a reason…. For my love and respect…. I’ll have to fight for a reason… Reason for my…
Confidence…
Once all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella…… that’s Confidence…
Hamein aansu peene ki aadat hogai hay
Kanton ki seej per chalne ki hamen ab aadat hogai hay, Na roye hamen dekh ker Hamein aansu peene ki aadat hogai hay
Agar kuch karna chahte ho
Agar kuch karna chahte ho toh doosro ke sath bhalai karo! Agar kuch peena chahte ho toh apna ghussa piyo! Agar kuch khana chahte ho toh apni buraiya khao! Agar kuch lena chahte ho toh doosro ke gham lo! Agar kuch dena chahte ho toh doosro ko khushiyan do!
Simple Hi
[[]] [[]] (”V”) [[]]====[[]] ’V’ [[]]====[[]] [[]] [[]] [[]] [[]] A simple “HI” 2 Make you smile & Remind you of me…
Break fail ho gayi hai
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
I will shout a good night to u
One evening i will come 2 ur room lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face And I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night!!!
Dil dhadakta hai tumhare liye
Chahti hu tumhe, Tumse kahu yeh jaruri toh nahi, Dil dhadakta hai tumhare liye, Tumse kahu yeh jaruri toh nahi! Meri aankho mein tere hi khwab Raat-din samaye rahte hai, Mohabbat hai tumse dil-o-jaan se, Tumse kahu yeh jaruri toh nahi! Kuch raaj-e-dil hum bhi rakhte hain, Itna toh haq…
Everyday is a wonderful opportunity
Everyday is a wonderful opportunity to care, To smile to pray and to be thankful, For having a sweet wonderful friend like you…
I request U do not eat Sugar
Smokers have a smoking heart, Darkness has an alcoholic heart, I request U don’t eat Sugar, Bcoz U already has a “Sweet Heart”
I remember you
Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
Which are the 2 latest versions of java???
Which are the 2 latest versions of java. Think… think… think… Marjava & Mitjava 🙂
neend se kia shikwa kron
Neend se kia shikwa kron Faraz Qasur to us chehre ka hai jo sone nhi deta
meri har ik baat,
Meri har ik baat, ” k “ Har ik jumlay, ” k “ Har ik lafz ” k “ Har ik harf ” k “ Har ik matlab mein Sirf aik dua hai ” k “ *Ap Sada Khush Raho*
During sexual session the girl says
During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy: “Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
Pyaar kar betha
Pyaar kar betha Kya kar betha Dard le betha Dard de betha Dard nahi hota aapne dard se Dard jab hota hai use Tab sochta hoon ki yeh kya kar detha.
Tujhe bhool hum nahi payenge
Aankhon chehra tera dil mein hai dard, Tera hi intezar hume har waqt, Tujhe bhool hum nahi payenge, Ek awaaz do daude chale aayenge.
Sardar jee pareshan
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon
Tu chand maange……….
Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange main raat dedu, Tu dil mange main dil dedu, Tu jaan mange, bas yaar… Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai
Mujhe hanse to jamana ho gaya
Meri chahat mein kami kuch na thi, Jane kyon tu begana ho gaya, Tujhe lagta hai mai khush hun, Mujhe hanse to jamana ho gaya.
Aankhon mein shrafat
Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai mera bhai
tujhe dekhne ke baad
Main To Kal Sari Raat Jagta Raha, Tujhe Dekhne Ke Baad, Main Karwate Le Kar Machalta Raha, Tujhe Dekhne Ke Baad, Mere Dost Sare Apne Begane Ho Gye, Tujhe Dekhne Ke Baad, Sab Kehte Hai Log Main Badal Gaya, Tujhe Dekhne Ke Baad
