Good morning…
Go oo oo oo o oo oo o oo oo oo oo oo o ¿ OL GAPPE kitne TASTY Hote h, hen na! Tmko kya lga Go0d mOrNiNg aur wo b is time…
Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan…
Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal “Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile Se Le Rahe Hain. Atah Aap Se Anurodh Hai, Ki Turant Is No. Par101 Ka Balance Dalwa De
Eid Gift Advance…
Ye lo suite _—-_ /””””\) (/””””\ / /| : | \ \ \,,,\| : |/,,,/ |,,,,,,,,,,,,,| | | | | |,,,| |,,,| Ghari +=+-(@)-+=+ Romal !””””””””! !,,,,,,,,,,,,,! Ur ye tmhari eidi advance me |””/”\”””””””””””””| |,,( ‘;’ ),Rs.5000| “””””””””””””””””””” Ab To Shikayat Nai Hogi Na Ke Me Ne Ab Tk Gift…
Ab So jao…
¤*”GooD NiGht”* Ab “RAAT” ki “palkein” bheeg chaleen Aur “CHAND” b hay “chhup” janey ko . Kuch deir mein “SHABNAM” aey gi “PHOOLON” ki “pyas” bujhany ko . “TAARON” k “safar” pe “kho” jao Ab “SO” jao …!!!¤¤¤ Ab “SO” Jao …!!!¤¤:-) shabakher
Saaz k 7 awaz,
Saaz k 7 awaz, Samander k 7 sahil, Phool k 7 khushbo, Jism k 7 rooh, Shama k 7 parwany, Khushi k 7 gum or aap k 7 hum 🙂
Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Ladka bola ……. Dilruba Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.
How many women he had slept with
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with? Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
Vande Mataram ke geet
Jhanda lehrana hai, Vande Mataram ke geet gaana hai! Sunakar desh ko lalkarna hai, Aao milkar ab swaapn dekha jo saakar karna hai! Geet gaate hai hum, Gungunate hai hum! Gayab na ho ja mere desh ka naujawano, Hume hi toh Vande Matram, ke swar se, Jhanda lehrana hai! Koi…
Woh hamare zindagi mein
Woh hamare zindagi mein, Kuch is tara aaye, Jaise hare bhare khait mein, Moti bhains ghus aaye…
Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye
Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye, Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye, Pyaar ke liye khushi chahiye, Khushi ke liye yaar chahiye, Aur yaar ke liye aap chahiye.
Aayi hai Diwali dekho
Aayi hai diwali dekho Sang layi khushiya dekho.. Yehan wahan jahan dekho Aaj deep jagmagate dekho *Happy Diwali*
Wishing a Diwali Zhakas
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas, ehsas se banta hai Vishvas, vishvas se bante hai Rishte, aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas, Wishing a Diwali Zhakas
Dil me tumara kab huwa aana?
Dheere se aake dil me basna Sanson me samake, nind udana Hum se hum hi ko churake Fir ye puchna Dil me tumara kab huwa aana? Ye kaisa nyay hai jara aap hi batana
A MBA Student to a Sweeper….
A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”…. Sweeper proudly:”Mery paas naukri hai”….
1 bacha chatri lay kar a gaya…
1 dafa sab log Tapti Dhoop me ‘Barish’ ke liay dua mangnay jama ho gay. Wahan per 1 bacha chatri lay kar a gaya… Sab log usay hairat say deaknay lagay. 1 nay poocha chatri Q laey ho? Bachay nay jawab dia: ”Jis ALLAH say tum Barish ke liay dua…
Mujhe Jeena Us Ne Sikha Diya
Mai Nahi H0n Apne Waj0od Mai Mujhe Jane Kis Ne Chura Liya, Mere Saath Rehta Hai W0 Har Qadam, K0i Jad0o Us Ne Chala Diya, Meri R0oh Mai W0 Sama Gaya, Mujhe Ishq Karna Sikha Diya, Meri Zindagi W0 Ban Gaya, Mujhe Jeena Us Ne Sikha Diya, Mai T0 Khud…
Shadi kernay aur mobile..
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata. :p
Chadenge jab pyare rang..
Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana. Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang, Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang. Bolo sarararara…. Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
aaj tanha hoon
Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di, Kal “daig” wanddi si tey paayi ji paayi ho rayi si:)
in our country,
American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female
lo wai arz kita a
(‘,’)/ /)( /”\ Lo wai arz kita a, 5 di kulfi te 10 di khand, “wa wa wa” kya kehne hai, “5 di kulfi te 10 di khand, “O kad lo razaian aa gai je thand.
who is there in the house now……..?
2 birds named “i luv u” & ‘u love me” lived in a house ‘u luv me” flew away who is there in the house now………….?
Girls Can Never Be Equal To Boys..!!
Girls Can Never Be Equal To Boys..!! . . Because It Takes Courage To Wear The Same Cloths For A Week & Still Think, . . . . “Abhi To Kapde Thik Thak Hain, 2 Din Aur Chalenge..!!” 😉 😛 :!!
Best medicine is care and love
A wise Physician said “I have been practicing medicines for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in the long run I have learned that the best medicine for human creature is “CARE and LOVE” Someone asked , if it doesn’t work? He smiled and answered “INCREASE THE…
Agar bhigne ka itna hi shaukh hai baarish me,
Agar bhigne ka itna hi shaukh hai baarish me, To dekho in aankho me…. Baarish to har ek ke liye barasti hai, Lekin yeh aankhe sirf tumhare liye barasti hai….
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts : 1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married mumtaz’s Sister. Question arises.. What great example…
Pehlay kiss karo…
Pehlay kiss karo… phir bister per laitao… phir dono tangein uper kark…. thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho… ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska pamper change kerdo……
Count ur life by smiles
Count your life by smiles not by tears, Count your age by friends not by years.
Mere marne ki dua kaun karega
Khuda salamat rakhna mere dushmano ko, Varna mere marne ki dua kaun karega, Aur maut aaye toh din phire shayad, Jindagi ne toh hume maar dala hai.
Apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte
Log poochte hai humse ki tum apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte? Toh humne kaha jo lafjo mein bayan ho jaye hum utna pyaar unse nahi karte.