Kisi bhi time apun ka sms aa sakta hai
Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay?
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi??? Husband: yehi k main neend main tha..
ZINDAGI MAIN RASTAY KAISE BHI HON GUZAR JAYENGE.
ZINDAGI MAIN RASTAY KAISE BHI HON GUZAR JAYENGE. EK DIN CHUPKE SE HUM BHI MAR JAYENGE. AJ REHTE HAIN UN K DIL MAIN YAAD BAN KAR. KAL ANSOO BAN KAR ANKHON SE NIKAL JAYENGE
He took me from a bar
He took me from a bar He took me in his car He took my top off He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
MUSTAFA JAN-e-REHMAT pe lakhon salam
/\ ^ | | , – “” – , [,, ‘””””””””,, |:::::::::::::::::::::::::| MUSTAFA JAN_e_ REHMAT Pe Lakhon Salam. 12 Rabi ul Awwäl Mubäräk ho…
December Beet Jane Se…
Mujhe ab farq nahi parta December beet jane se Udasi meri fitrat hai,issay mausam se kiya matlab…!!!
Attitude.
Attitude. Sir to Student: . Parhai karo varna koi Tumhe JoB nahe dega. … … … . . . Student to Sir: Parhai woh log kartay hain jisay JoB chahiye, hum to job dein gay 🙂 😛
Kartoot
Dulha: Me Shadi Sy Phely 20 Larkiyon K 7 Chakr chla chuka Hon . . . … Dulhan: Mjhy Pata Tha K Jab Humary Sitary Milty Hain To Kartoot B Zarur Milty Hon gy.;-
Kbhi us ko nazr andaz na kro….
“Kbhi us ko nazr andaz na kro Jo tmhari boht parwah krta ho, Warna kisi din tumhen Ehsas hoga k Pathar jamaa krte krte tumne heera ganwa dia
Zindagi…
“Zindgi” 1-Kitab Hy AmL Uski Tehreer Kya Ap Ny Kbi ApniKitab Khud”B”Prhi? “Jo” Roz Apny AmL Sy “Ap” Likh Rahy Hain?
Unki yaad mai hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye!
Arz kiya Hai: Unki yaad mai hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye! Aur woh itne bewafa aye aur usse naha k chal diye
Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye
Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye, Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye, Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye, Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya.
Tum khati bahoot ho
Aaj kal tum muskurati bahoot ho, mere dil ko tum bhati bahoot ho dil karta hai dinner par lejaon tumhe, par suna hai tum khati bahoot ho.
Rishta hai janmo ka
Rishta hai janmo ka hamara, Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara, Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya, Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein. “Happy Raksha Bandhan” to my dearest bro.
Kiss kisi ki mahfil main
Kiss kisi ki mahfil main, Kiss kisi kiss kisi ko kiss kiya. Ek hum hai jis ne her kiss ko miss kiya, Aur ek aap hai jis ne her miss ko kiss kiya.
SAWARG mein bangla banaoge ?
Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya…. SAWARG mein bangla banaoge ?
Phulo se sundar hai meri maa
Phulo se sundar hai meri maa, Sab kuch hai meri maa mein, Nahi kuch bhi zarurat mujhe, Gum, dard de ya zahar pilla de, Main us ko pujhti hoo, woh hi meri ebadath hai.
Baat yeh hai k
Actually Baat yeh hai k, Woh yeh k, Ok listen carefully, Oooh listen nahin I mean read it carefully, Wid full concentration, Dekho meray dil main aye is liye keh raha hoon, Sirf 3 words he to hain, Ufffff its too difficult, Ok im gonna say, That How r u??
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele hai dog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele hai DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
tum khud samajh lo mai samjhana nahi chahta
tum khud samajh lo mai samjhana nahi chahta yeh khulaa raaz hai main dohrana nahi chahta ab chahay tum is ko mohabbat ka naam dai lo baat itni hai tum ko gunwana nahi chahta
Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE]
Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE] Zindagi ek ehsaas hai[MEHSOOS KIJYE] Zindagi ek dosti hai{dosti dijiye} Zindagi ek dard hai{BANT LIJYE} Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE} Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE} Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE} Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai{JEE LIJIYE}
Azad Pakistan k nalaik nojavanon….
Azad Pakistan k nalaik nojavanon Agar aaj valentine day ya friendship day hota to INBOX full hota.. chalo jaldi se utho and sub ko wish karo. “HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY “
Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi
Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi Kal Sard Hawa Ka Raqs Bhi Tha Kal Phool Bhi Nikhray Nikhray Thay Kal Un Pe Aap Ka Aks Bhi Tha Kal Badal Kalay Gehray Thay Kal Chand Pay Lakhon Pahray Thay Kuch Tukray Aap Ki Yaad Kay Bari Dair Say Dil Main Thehray Thay…
Subha Ba Khair…
Asallam-0-Alikum /*G*/ \*M*\ \*Ö*\ /*Ö*/ /*Ö*/ \*R*\ \*Ö*\ /*Ñ*/ /*Ö*/ \*I *\ \*Ö*\ /*Ñ*/ /*D*/ \*G*\ Subha—Bakher HAVE A NICE DAY.
Zindgi me 2 logo ka bohat khyal rakhen…
Zindgi me 2 logo ka bohat khyal rakhen… 1. Wo jinho ne ap ki jeet k liey sab kuch hara ho(Baap) 2. Wo jis ko ap ne har dukh sukh me pukara ho(Maa)
Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila…
Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Sardar ne idher udher dekha, chup k se note jaib mein rakhte hue kaha KHAIR MUBARAK
Wo so jata hy aksar hume yad kiye bagair
Wo so jata hy aksar hume yad kiye bagair Humen neend nahi ati unse bat kiye bgair Kasur unka nahi kasur to hamara hy Unhe chaha b to unki ijazat liye bagair
Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko
Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarorat kya Me to pyaasa hon Pepsi he pila do mujhko
Mere wajood ki mujh mein TALASH chor gaya..
Mere wajood ki mujh mein TALASH chor gaya.. Jo pori na ho kabhi aisi AAS chor gaya.. Yehi KARAM NAWAZII us ki mujh pe kam hai kia.. K khud to door hai YADEIN to pas chor gaya.. Jo khawhishen thi kabhi HASRATON mein dhal gayi ab.. Mere LABOON pe wo…
Prince charles and sardarji
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince Charles: “Pass the Wine you Divine” Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar: “Pass the custard you bastard”.
