Banta: U cheated me…
Banta: U cheated me… Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!
Apun 1 Sher bolega
Apun 1 Sher bolega “Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light, Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Tube Light aur soneka Tight, Boleto BYE… Good Nite.
The shortest relationship in life is
The shortest relationship in life is between students and books… . . . . . . . . . . They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!㋡ ㋡ ㋡
Raaz -e- Ulfat Chupa Kay Dekh Liya
Raaz -e- Ulfat Chupa Kay Dekh Liya Dil Bohat Kuch Jala Kay Dekh Liya Or Kia Dekhnay Ko Baaki Hay Aap Say DIL Laga Kay Dekh Liya Wo Mera Ho Kay Bhi Mera Na Howa Un Ko Apna Bana Kay Dekh Liya Aaj Un Ki Nazar Main Kuch Ham Nay…
A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near…
A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips. MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger , , GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…
You is a bat…
A black baby was given a set of wings by God. The baby asked “Does this mean I’m an angel” ? God laughed and replied, “Nah niggah you is a bat!” ]:) Happy Halloween
Thank you once again…
You made my day beautiful with your wishes I thank you with lot of Hugs and Kisses! Thank you once again! Have a great day
Happy Eid Mubarak…
(“””) (“””) ) (_/_) ( ISH (____/____) *%*%*%*%*%* %* YOU *% *%*%*%*%*%* (“””)___(“””) ) ( APPY (___)”””(___) “EID MUBARAK”
When u find Dream inside ur Heart…
When u find a dream inside ur heart Dont ever let it go Bcoz Dreams r the seeds from which beautiful tomorrows grow. Hv a Successful Life
Friendship improves happiness
Ã,~»friendship improves happiness and abates misery, By the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
Gayab kaise hua
1 Mara hua aadmi, Ghar se gayab, Kaise hua? – – – – – – – Janneke liye dekhiye, – – – – – – – C.I.D.
Make us really happy
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, When all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about. Good Day!
Your eyes are looking tired
Since your eyes are looking tired, Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours, Happy journey into the world of dreams, Gud Night and Sweet Dreams.
A good message
A good message for a good person, From a good friend for a good reason, At a good time on a good day in a good mood to say Good Morning
Someone is watching you
Some one is loving you – – – Caring for you – – – Watching over u – – – Protecting u – – – Guess who? – – – Allah!
I saw something cute
I saw something in the shop window 2day. It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it for u Till i realized it was my own reflection.
I pray god to give u
I pray to god to give u Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, Aur sneh. Shubh diwali…
your guiding hand on my shoulder
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. Happy Father’s Day
Care for the one who shares with U
Care for the one who shares with U, Share with the one who knows U, Know the one who misses U, MISS the one who well wishes for U, Wish u a very Good Luck!
Miss you on Holi
Holi is a festival of colours And you are the colour of my life I cannot celebrate the festival As I’m out of colour Miss you on Holi!
It’s hard enough when the one you love…
It’s hard enough when the one you love doesn’t love you back, but it is even harder to watch him love someone else.
When you feel that..
When you feel that God is Rubbing U against Rocks Do not lose Hope The Truth is that He Is Polishing a Diamond Stay Precious! God bless u always n get well soon.
During maths I was thinking of you
During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
Love hurts when u breakup with some 1.
Love hurts when u breakup with some 1. Hurts even more when some 1 breaks up with u But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how u feel.
Wishing you a happy DURGA puja
May “maa” bless you… With happiness all the year through!! Wishing you a happy DURGA puja !!!
On Independence Day..
On Independence Day Here’s wishing our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us… NOW AND ALWAYS! $$$$HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY $$$$
Monsoon Rain or Summer Heat,
Monsoon Rain or Summer Heat, U R The Reason Why I Breathe, Tell Me Dear Wat is Sweet? Is that U or UR Heart that Beat.
Good morning
Assalam-o-Alikum , – . , – . , – . , – / ‘._,’ ‘._ ,”._ ,’ ‘._,’_/ morning! Wherever you go, Whatever you Do, I pray that ALLAH will always take care of you. ‘AM€€Ñ
Wishes sent from near & far…
Little secret tucked away Saved untill ur special day Wishes sent from near & far To say how nice u r May every small surprise Combine to make ur birth day really shine.
A-u r attractive ….
A-u r attractive B-u r beautiful C-u r caring D-u r delicous E-u r exciting F-u r funny G-u r gorgeous H-u r horny I-I M J-JUST K-KIDDING L-LOSER!!!!!!!!!!