Paichan kaun?
;****; o( @..@ )o “(—)” Paichan kaun? Bandar bi nahi? Monkey bhi nahi? Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai re.
Waqt Ki Dhar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain
Waqt Ki Dhar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj BADSHAH Hain Isi Liye Log Humain sMs Karne Se Darte Hain:-)
Attendence plz..
Attendence plz.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
meet my wife Tina
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class
LIKE A BABY
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Ramzan Dhamaka Offer
Ramzan Dhamaka Offer – . – . – . – . – . – . – . Jab Pata Chalay To Mujhe Bhi Bata Dena. Shukriya.
A TRUe man…
A TRUe man d0ES N0t neEd to r0mance a d/f grL EVery nIgHT, A TruE MAn r0MAnces tHE SAme grl 4 the rEST OF Her liFe”
Rabb srf mseet vich nhen milda…
“Kujh Bughz di reet vich nhen milda, O’ haar ty jeet vich nhen milda, Mkhloq-e-Khuda naal pyar ty kr, Rabb srf mseet vich nhen milda.” (Sultan Bahoo
my mother my friend so dear 2
My Mother, my friend so dear Throughout my life you’re always near A tender smile to guide my way You’re the sunshine to light my day Happy Mothers Day!
Natarshau malai raat ma
Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma sapani ma pani aai natarshau malai raat ma.
Juda hona to kismat ki baat hai
Koi dost naya ya purana nahi hota, Zindagi ka har pal suhana nahi hota, Juda hona to kismat ki baat hai, Par judai ka matlab bhulana nahi hota.
My kohinoor is U
In the flower my rose is U, In the diamond my kohinoor is U, In the sky my moon is U, I’m only body my heart is U, That’s why I always miss U.
Can you lend me?
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know you have it, I will return it . A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
To accomplish great things
To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.
BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY ;
BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY ; BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART; HEART is the music, PLAY it but never play WITH it
Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain, which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
then as to those who
Then as to those who disbelieve I will chastise them with severe chastisement in this world and the hereafter and they shall have no helpers .” < Al- Qura’an >
Erma Bomeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. ~Erma Bombeck
Respect those People
Respect those people, Who find time for you in their busy schedule, But Love those people, Who never see their schedule, When you need them!!!
Pal Mein Izhaar-e-Muhabat Se Muker Jate Ho,
Tum Mohabbat bhi Maosam Ki Tarha Nibhate Ho, Kabhi baraste Ho Kabhi ek boond Ko Tarsate Ho, Pal Mein Kehte Ho Zamane Mein Faqat Tere Hain, Pal Mein Izhaar-e-Muhabat Se Muker Jate Ho, Bhari Mehfil Mein Dushmano ki Tarah Milte Ho, Aur Duaaon Mein Mera Naam Liye Jate Ho, Dayar-E-Ghair…
When you develop the ability
When you develop the ability to listen any thing without losing your temper or self confidence And when you always behave like a “Deaf” then it means that you are ready to become . . . . . . A Good “Daughter in Law ( Bahoo ) ” 😀 😛…
Pathar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jae
Loog kehte hain keh ishq itna mat karo Keh husn sar par sawaar ho jae Hum kehte hain keh ishq itna karo Keh pathar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jae
Hum dost rahege
Jab tak nadiya aur parbat rahege zamin par tab tak hum dost rahege, Jab tak suraj aur tare rahege aasman mein tab tak hum dost rahege, Jab tak iss sine mein dhadkan hai tab tak hum dost rahege, Cahe ye sab rahe na rahe phir bhi hum dost rahege.
Ye haath mujhe de de thakur
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!! Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…
Chup karke so jao
Let’s Play a Game its very INTERESTING ready?? START!!! 3 – – – – 2 – – – – 1 – – – – 0 Kya Start? haa.. Jab dekhoo khailne ki pari rahti hai Ja kar so jao Chup kar k!! samjhay “GOOD NIGHT”
Well wishers is the one
Well wisher is not the one who meets U, And talk with you every day, Well wishers is the one who may or may not meet U, But always think of U and your happiness.
This lovely morning
This lovely morning, Even though the sun is out shining, Now that you opened your gorgeous eyes, The whole place has brightened up, Good morning and have a great day.
