• one day a dog was running behind a santa

    One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy? He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me… But Still Hutch network is following me..”

  • maths teacher to santa

    Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Other Pocket, What would u think ? Santa:Yeh pant kis ki hai?

  • humesha yehi soch rakho

    Humesha Yahi Soch rakho… “K Mere”RAB”ne Mujhe Bohat Kuch Diya Hy, Agar Mujhe mere AamaaL K Barabar Milta, To Mere Paas Kuch Bhi Na Hota.

  • 2 batain saari zindagi kaam aaengi

    2 “Batain” Saari zindagi kaam aaengi.. 1.Gussay ki halat men koi faisla mat karna. 2.Khushi ki haalat men koi waada mat karna!

  • har amal soch samajh kar kro q k

    “Har Amal soch samajh kar kro Q K! “Har Amal k andar us ka anjaam youn Chupa Hota Hai. Jesay Beej k Andar Darakht”

  • wo muje chahta nhi

    Wo Muje Chahta Nhi Aarzu-e-wafa Kese Karun Wo Kisi Aur Ki MUHABT Hy Do DiLon Ko Juda Kese Krun IshQ To Naam Hy Qurbani Ka IshQ Me MAIN Dagha Kese Karun UsKo Pana Zindgi hy MERI Per Zindgi Ko Khafa Kese Krun SakhT ULJhan Me Hoon Faraz BaTa HaQ-e-uLfat Ada…

  • pyar krta h wo yu jesy sza dta h

    Pyar krta h wo yu jesy sza dta h. Jb hnsi aye lbon py wo rula deta h Kbi seeny sey laga leta he tehrir mri. Kbi jhutla k wo kaghaz ko jla deta h. kbi wo dil se laga leta hai tasveer mri. kbi barham ho to her naksh…

  • be misal sachai

    “Be Misal Sachai” “Jab Deewaron Men Dararren Parti Hain T0 Deewaren Gir Jati Hain, Aur Jab Dil Mein Dararren Parti Hain To Deewaren Ban Jati Hain.

  • marte howe zameer ko bachana para mjhe

    Marte howe zameer ko Bachana para mujhe, Badal ki tarah Dasht main aana para mujhe, Woh kar nahi raha tha meri Baat ka yaqeen, Phir yun howa ke Marr ke dikhana para mujhe, Bhoole se meri simt koi dekhta na tha, Chehre pe ek zakham lagana para mujhe, Us Bewafa…

  • Na wakif thy mohabat k asoolon sy

    Na-wakif thy mohabat k asoolon sy, is liye barbaad bhi huay **~Faraz~** Na ksi ny apna banaya, na ksi k qabil hi chhora

  • New style of purposing a girl

    New style of purposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I dont want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.

  • BOLTI HAI DOSTI CHUPREHTA HAI pyar

    Bolti hai Dosti chuprehta hai pyar Hasti hai dosti Rulata hai Pyar Milti hai dosti bicharta hai pyar Phir najane log kyon karte hain pyar..?

  • JAB BHI UNKI GALI SE GUZARTA HOON

    Jab Bhi Unki Gali Se Guzarta Hoon, Meri Ankhein Ek Dastak De Deti Hai, Dukh Ye Nahi, Wo Darwaja Band Kar Dete Hai, Khusi Ye Hai, Wo Mujhe Ab Bhi Pahchan Lete Hai.

  • A, B, C, D, E, F

    A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,( ),V,W,X,Y,Z. Did I miss something out? No because I put ( U ) in my heart. Good morning dear.I hope u have a wonderful day.

  • nock knock

    nock! Knock! May I come into Ur world? I bring no flowers,no cakes. But wishes to keep U fresh, Prayer to keep U healthy, And love to keep U smiling. “Good Morning”

  • romantic good morning sms

    Romantic Good Morning SMS A good message for a good person, From a good friend for a good reason, At a good time on a good day in a good mood to say Good Morning

  • A good word

    A good word. A good word is like a good tree whose root is firmly fixed and whose top is in the sky-Quran.

  • A lesson for all those who are promoting

    A lesson for all those who are promoting violence and calling it a Protest. ‘Aur jab inhain kaha jata hai ke “Zameen pe fasad na phelao” toh khetay hain “hum to sirf islah karne walay hain” Sun rakho Beshak yehi log fasad karne walay hain ,magar samajhtay nahi’ {Surat Al-Baqarah…

  • abhi kuch bhi nahin badla

    Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla, Bohat se saal guzrey hain, Bohat se waqt beeta hai, Meri chahat nahin beeti, Meri himmat nahin guzri, Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla, Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla, Agar chaho, Agar samjho, Meri maano, To laut aao… Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla,

  • ye kab kaha tha nazaaron se kauf aata hai

    Ye Kab Kaha Tha Nazaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai ? Mujhe Tou Chaand Sitaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai, Main Dushmanon K Kisi Waar Se Nahi Darta, Mujhe To Apne Hi Yaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai, Khiza Ka Jabar Tou Seene Pay Rok Lete Hain, Hamein Udaas Bahaaron Se Khauf Aata…

  • dheeray se sarakti hai Raat us ke aanchal ki tarha

    Dheeray Se Sarakti Hai Raat Us Ke Aanchal Ki Tarah Uska Chehra Nazar Aata Hai Jheel Main Kanwal Ki Tarah Baad Muddat Usko Daikha To Jism-o-Jaan Ko Yun Laga Pyasi Zameen Pe Jaisay Koi Baras Gaya Baadal Ki Tarah Roz Kehta Hai Seenay Pe Sar Rakh K Raat Bhar Jaga’uon…

  • dhuk humay tha to issi baat ka tha

    Dhuk humay tha to issi baat ka tha Waqt thora sa mulakat ka tha Zehan ki baat na kanoo mein parhi Dil mein hangama woh jazbat ka tha

  • pelhi nazar main dil de dia hai

    pelhi nazar main dil de dia hai, tumko mohabbat mein oh janne jaa, seena se lag kar tum jo kaho to, hans kar main de doo yeh apni jaan.

  • Rait par likh ke mera naam mitaya na karo

    Rait par likh ke mera naam mitaya na karo aankhen sach bolti hain, pyaar chupaya na karo log har baat ka afsana bana lete hain sab ko haalaat ki rudaad sunaya na karo ye zaroori nahin har shakhs masiha hi ho pyaar ke zakhm amaanat hain dikhaya na karo shahar-e-ehsaas…

  • bahut haseen hai teri aqeedaton ke gulaab

    Bahut Haseen Hai Teri, Aqeedaton Ke Gulaab, Haseen ter hai magar har Gul khyal tera, Hum ek Dard ke rishtey mein Munsaliq donon, Tujhe azeez mera fun mujhe Jmaal tera,

  • tu hi dil ki aarzoo

    Tu hi hai dil ki aarzoo, tu hi dil ki tamanna hai, doob ke in ankhon mein sang tere jeen hai sang tere marna hai……

  • aapke samne ashque baha nahi sakta

    Aapke samne ashque baha nahi sakta, mahsoosh kar sakta lekin kah nahi sakta. Dosti kayam rahein khatm na kije rishta dil se dil mile na sahi haath milate rahiye. Tumse bichhadke hum kitne rangeele ho gaye, Meri aankh surkh tum rangeele ho gaye.

  • kesi ko mohabbat ka sachayi maar gayi

    Kesi ko mohabbat ke sachayi maar gayi Kesi ko mohabbat ke gahrayi maar gayi . Kar ke mohabbat koi nahi bach sakta Jo bach gaya use Tanhayi maar gayi

  • if love is water

    If Love is Water I will give you rivers and oceans . If Love is Space I will give you the whole Universe . If heat is your Love I wish the Sun beside me

  • manzelain bhi uski then rasta bhi uska tha

    Manzelain bhi uski then, rasta bhi uska tha Ek mai akela tha qafila bhi us ka tha Sath sath chalney ki soch bhi uski thi Phir rasta badalny ka faisla bhi uska tha Aaj kion akela hon, Dil sawal karta hai Log tu usi ke tay, kia Khuda bhi uska…