if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti 🙂
Rain of summer,
Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God succeed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & God bless u.
Enjoy rainy weather….
Tip Tip Tip Tip Tip ‘/ ‘ / ‘ / ‘ / ‘/ ” / / ‘ / ‘ / / ‘ / / ‘ __,____ /____,_/ \ .;’;’;., ,l__[]__l__!,,)(,, Enjoy rainy weather.
Troubles as light as Air
Troubles as light as Air, Love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, And success as bright as Gold. These are the wishes for you, And your family on the Diwali.
Happy Dasara
May the divine blessings of maa durga be with you always! Happy Dasara
A gem is going to born
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and I give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend. Couldn’t ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u. Happy birthday and don’t…
I never felt true love until I was with you,
I never felt true love until I was with you, and I never felt true sadness until you left me
Dont u ever send me ur picture again!!
(((((( )))))) (((( ö) (ö )))) (((((; <._.> ;))))) (((((( __, )))))) Dont u ever send me ur picture again! u scared me to death!
Never love a friend who hurts u
Never love a friend who hurts u Never hurt a friend who loves u Sacrifice everything for a friend But Never Sacrifice a friend for anything…
Dont open this msg till tomorrow..
Dont open this msg till tomorrow Rukjaen Rukjaen Rukjaen Rukjaen Rukjaen Ruk..jaen Menu pata c tusi nai rukna Main msg ee kal pejan ga,.. :p
I Love U More Than Myself
I really love YOU … But YOU love someone else… When I SEE YOU… I can’t close my eyes… I just want YOU to say how much I care about U… May I could say YOU at someTime ….. I Love You More Than Myself …
sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad, thori si hansi her baat ke baad, usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 23,March
wo pyar karne k
BV: Janu tum mujhe wese piyar nahi karte jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me karta hy! Husband:Wo Pyar karne k 12 crore leta hy tere Baap ne kabi 200 nahi diye
Tere Ehssaas Se Mohabbat Ki Hai..
Tere ikhlaakh Se Mohabbat Ki Hai, Tere Ehssaas Se Mohabbat Ki Hai.. Tu Meree Pass Nahin Hai Phir Bhi, Teri Yaad Se Mohabbat Ki Hai…. Kabhi Tune Bhi Mujhe Yaad Kiya Hoga, Maine Un Lamhaat Se Mohabbat Ki Hai… Tujhse Milna To Ab Khwaab sa lagta hai, maine tere INTJAAR…
Sorry
Salam . SORRY! To all of u. Ap soch rahe honge ke mene ap logo se mafi kun mangi. Kun ke ye Magfirat ka Ashra h or Hamere Nabi S.A.W.W. Ne faramaya halak hojaye wo sahks jo ramzan ka mahina paye or apni magfirat na karwasake. Or Allah har gunha…
Kamyabi aur naKami…
“Kbhi b kamyabi ko dimag m aur nakami ko dil m Jaga na dena, kyn k Kamyabi Dimagh mein Takabbur aur Nakami dil mein Mayosi paida kar deti hai.”
KHUDA Naseeb kare har khushi unko…
Hum is tarha unka ehsas rakhte hen, Hazaron Yadon ko apne paas rakhte hen, KHUDA Naseeb kare har khushi unko, Wo log jo Hum ko udaas rakhte hain.!
The beauty of old women?
So much has been said and sung of beautiful young girls, why don’t somebody wake up to the beauty of old women?
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye
Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata, Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
How do you recognize?
– How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Sabka kehna hai
Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai, Ek hazaron mein mere Bhaiya hai… Luv U always. “Happy Raksha Bandhan.”
Automatically
Q:Explain the word “automatically”? A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain “auto -main-takhi”.
If I stop receiving your SMS
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your SMS.
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.
Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne….
Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayavati baithi thi. Mayavati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega. Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.
Bari muddat se chaha hai tumhain
Bari muddat se chaha hai tumhain Bari duaon se paya hai tumhain Tuhje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise, Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tumhain
Nipple nipple little star
Niple niple little star can i suck you in my car up above the breast so have always milky never dry let me touch it never shy in the bra it will be dry
Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, sunti hi nahi.
Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain,
Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain, hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain, aap jo roothey to yeh bhi na soocha, hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain