Toot jaye na bharam hont hilaoon kaise
Toot Jaye Na Bharam Hont Hilaoon Kaise Haal Jaisa Bhi Hai Logon Ko Sunaoon Kaise Wo Rulata Hai Rulaye Mujhe Jee Bhar Ke Meri Ankhein Hai Woh, Main Us Ko Rulaoon Kaise…
ek shaks pas reh ke samjha nahi mujhe
Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe Kya Umedein…
aey chand yahan na nikala kar
Aey Chand Yahan Na Nikala Kar, Be-Naam Se Sapnay Dikhla Kar, Yahan Ulti Ganga Behti Hai, Is dais Mein Andhay hakim Hain, Na Dartay Hain Na Nadim Hain, Na Logon K woh Khadim Hain,
when i want to fall in love,,,,,,,,,
When i want to fall in love with my books…. My bed falls in love with me…. And I believe that love the one who loves you… …
aik pathan ne veena malik se masjid ka,,,,,
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga. Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai? Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-) …
ye baat samajh me aayi nahi
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?…
chalo aao mohabbat ki nae bnyaad ,,,,,
Chalo aao Mohabbat ki Nae Bunyaad Rakhty hain Khud Paaband Rehty Hain Usay Aazad Rakhty hain Humary Khoon Mei Rab Ne Yehi Taseer Rakhi hy Buraai Bhool Jaty Hain Achai Yaad Rakhty hain
koi jugmnu koi tara kahi s dhond kar lao
Mohabbat ki tabiyat mein agarcha gham nahin hota Magar hadsha judai ka ghamon se kam nahin hota Koi jugnu koi tara kahin se dhond kar lao Gharon ko phoonk dene se andhera kam nahin hota Mohabbat karne waley tou hamesha sath rehta hain Mohabbat mein judai ka koi mausam nahin…
kbhi na hathon se hath chote khayal rakhna
Kbhi Na Hathon Se Hath Choote KhayaL Rakhna! Kabhi Na Chahat Ka Maan Toote KhayaL Rakhna! BachAa K Rakhna Mohabat Ko Sazishon Se! Wafa Ki DoLat Jafa Na Loote KhayaL Rakhna! Jo Ho Mohabat To ranjishon Se Guraez Karna! Kisi Ka Nazuk Sa DiL Na Toote KhayaL Rakhna.
kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete
Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete, har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete, apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain, karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.
Aaj bhi hai…
Yaadon se rishta kal bhi tha yaadon se rishta aaj bhi hai Dil kal bhi apna dukhta tha aur afsurdaa sa aaj bhi hai Woh ishq jo hum tum karte thay woh ishq toh zinda ab bhi hai Kal tak jo hijar satata tha uss hijar ka pehra aaj bhi…
Photo lena hai
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..
Goli maar doooo…
Chahta hoo tujhe pyar du Dost par apni jindagi waar du Jab tera message nahi milta to Dil karta hai tere DIL me goli maar doooo…
DIL SE TERA KHIYAL NA JAYE TO KIYA KARON
DIL SE TERA KHIYAL NA JAYE TO KIYA KARON TU HI BATA TU YAAD AYE TO KYA KARON HASRAT YE HAI KI EK NAZAR TUJHE DEKH LON MAGAR KISMAT WO LAMHA NA LAYE TO KYA KARON
Kabhi socha na tha
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi, Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi, Par kabhi socha na tha ki, Surprise me kambakht apna “husband” bhi saath layegi!!
Aapko phone kiya
Aapko phone kiya toh network bola, Namaskar, paaglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai, Aap jiss pagal se baat karna chahte hai, Iss waqt uska dimaag ka switch off hai, Plz try later!
Kitne chiragh bujh gaye
Kitne din beet gaye hai dekho toh sahi, Kitne chiragh bujh gaye hai dekho toh sahi. Mausam bahar ka phir tanha guzar gaya, Khizaan ek bar phir aagaye hai dekho toh sahi. Kitni chahat se likhti thi mein naam tumhara, Woh qalam hi tod diya hai zara dekho toh sahi.…
Yaad unhe kiya jata hai
Yaad unhe kiya jata hai Jo dil se kabhi bhulaye jate hai, Jo khud dil mein baas gaye ho Unhe bhala ham kya yaad kar sakte hai.
thora sa karne do
thora sa karne do Plz thora sa karne do kisi ko pati nahi chale ga bus thora sa karne do aik chota sa sms
Kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karna
Kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karna Ho jaye to inkar mat karna Nibha sako to chalna uski raah par Varna kisi ki zindagi barbaad mat karna.
Na moh na maya
Na moh na maya hai, Dimag tumhi ko aaya hai, Baith ke char panne palat lo beta, Paper tumhari girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai.
You could have posted it
Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Tackle life with all ur skills
Tackle life with all ur skills Overcome each and every hill If u persist with all ur will U will enjoy ur life and all its thrill’s.
Saath hamara pal bhar ka
Saath hamara pal bhar ka sahi, Par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi, Rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna hamara, Par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein hamare sang sahi.
If U were flowers
If U were flowers I would not pick U! I’ll let U grow in the garden & cultivate U with luv, And care so I can keep U with me forever. Miss U so much
Five steps to a lovely morning
Five steps to a lovely morning: Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say “It is too early.Let me sleep again”. Good morning!
A caring gesture of love
We share our heartaches and our joy Cause that what friends are for Knowing we can be “our selves” To heart with an “open door” Advice is free and it’s meant to be A caring gesture of love..
Enjoy with me
Come here to me.. Take off ur pants.. Get on top of me.. And enjoy me until u r totally satisfied.. – – – – – Hey what r u thinking about u dirty mind lovingly I’m urs TOILET!!!!
Make each moment beautiful !!
Every moment of your life is a picture which you had never seen before and which u’ll never see again So,enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful
