sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad, thori si hansi her baat ke baad, usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 23,March
wo pyar karne k
BV: Janu tum mujhe wese piyar nahi karte jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me karta hy! Husband:Wo Pyar karne k 12 crore leta hy tere Baap ne kabi 200 nahi diye
Tere Ehssaas Se Mohabbat Ki Hai..
Tere ikhlaakh Se Mohabbat Ki Hai, Tere Ehssaas Se Mohabbat Ki Hai.. Tu Meree Pass Nahin Hai Phir Bhi, Teri Yaad Se Mohabbat Ki Hai…. Kabhi Tune Bhi Mujhe Yaad Kiya Hoga, Maine Un Lamhaat Se Mohabbat Ki Hai… Tujhse Milna To Ab Khwaab sa lagta hai, maine tere INTJAAR…
Sorry
Salam . SORRY! To all of u. Ap soch rahe honge ke mene ap logo se mafi kun mangi. Kun ke ye Magfirat ka Ashra h or Hamere Nabi S.A.W.W. Ne faramaya halak hojaye wo sahks jo ramzan ka mahina paye or apni magfirat na karwasake. Or Allah har gunha…
Kamyabi aur naKami…
“Kbhi b kamyabi ko dimag m aur nakami ko dil m Jaga na dena, kyn k Kamyabi Dimagh mein Takabbur aur Nakami dil mein Mayosi paida kar deti hai.”
KHUDA Naseeb kare har khushi unko…
Hum is tarha unka ehsas rakhte hen, Hazaron Yadon ko apne paas rakhte hen, KHUDA Naseeb kare har khushi unko, Wo log jo Hum ko udaas rakhte hain.!
The beauty of old women?
So much has been said and sung of beautiful young girls, why don’t somebody wake up to the beauty of old women?
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye
Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata, Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
How do you recognize?
– How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Sabka kehna hai
Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai, Ek hazaron mein mere Bhaiya hai… Luv U always. “Happy Raksha Bandhan.”
Automatically
Q:Explain the word “automatically”? A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain “auto -main-takhi”.
If I stop receiving your SMS
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your SMS.
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.
Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne….
Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayavati baithi thi. Mayavati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega. Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.
Bari muddat se chaha hai tumhain
Bari muddat se chaha hai tumhain Bari duaon se paya hai tumhain Tuhje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise, Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tumhain
Nipple nipple little star
Niple niple little star can i suck you in my car up above the breast so have always milky never dry let me touch it never shy in the bra it will be dry
Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, sunti hi nahi.
Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain,
Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain, hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain, aap jo roothey to yeh bhi na soocha, hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain
dil-e-gumrah ko ay kash pata hota
Dil-e-gumrah ko Ay Kash Pata hota “GHALIB” Shadi dilchasp hai tab tak! K Jab tak ho nhi jati . Kanwaro k liye pegam.e.nasihat’
mere lips pe
‘Girl: doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Girl: saal mein 1, 2 bar. Doctor: infection nahi ”Zang” lag gaya hai…!’
Aapas mein galatiyon ko darguzar kiya karo
Aapas mein galatiyon ko darguzar kiya karo. Qk Darguzar na karo ge to mohbbat khatam ho jae gi, Jab mohbat khatam hogi to rabita toot jae ga Jab rabita toot jaiga to fasla ho jae ga. Or yei fasla 1 din tumhare rishte ko tor de ga. : HAZRAT ALI…
4chezain apko preshan or bemar krti han…
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W) nay frmaya: 4chezain apko preshan or bemar krti han 1:ziada Baten krna 2:ziada sona 3:ziada khana 4:ziada logo sy mail-jol 4chezein apko khatam krti hain 1:preshani 2:Gham 3:Bhook 4:Late Sona
Insan Zindagi bhar 2 chehre nahi bhol sakta…
“Insan Zindagi bhar 2 Chehray nhn bhol pata . 1:Wo jo Mushkil tareen HaLat me sath dy . 2:Wo Jo Mushkal Halaat me Sath chorr jay .
Rab se Ghafil Insaan…
iNSAAN iNSAAN Sy Muhbat Ka Dawy Daar OR iNSANO K RAB Sy GhaafiL! Ye Muhbat Nahi Hawwas Hay Jo RAB Ka Na Ho Sakay “Wo” Kia Aap Ka Hoga?
Live Concert on SKY…
Live Concert on SKY SINGERS: MICHEAL JACKSON NÖÖr JÄhÄn NuSrÄt FätÉh a£i khÄn LYRICS BY FärÄz Free Ticket Lene K Lye apne Qarebi switch me ungli dal den 😉
Zindagi Mai Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
Zindagi Mai Hamesha Naye Log Milenge, Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge, Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna, Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge
Waqt
 Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein, Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi. Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein, Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain, Par Dosti Ke Liye Waqt Nahi. Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen, Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. Aankhon…
Hindustani doggi
Hindustani dog ki 3 khas pehchan hoti hai:- 1)Haddi mili nahi ke chatna shuru 2)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru 3)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru
Dil do to kisi ek ko
Dil do to kisi ek ko, Aur do to kisi nake ko, Jo samjhe pyaar k matlab ko, Jab tak na mile koi… To try karte raho har ek ko.