kachi divar hun thokar na lagana mujh ko
Kachi divar hun thokar na lagana mujh ko apni nazron mein basa kar na girna mujh ko tum ko aankhon mein tasavvur ke tarah rakhta hun dil mein dhadakan ke tarah tum bhi basana mujh ko
tamnna se ni tanhai se darte ha
Tamnna Se Ni Tanhai Se Darte Ha Pyar Se Ni Ruswai Se Darte Ha Milne Ki Chaht To Bahut Ha Par Milan K Baad Ki Judai Se Darte Ha
chahat ki raah me bhikre armaan bhut hai
Chahat Ki Raah Me Bhikre Armaan Bhut Hai Hum Uski Yaad Me Pareshan Bhut Hai Woh Har Baar Dil Todta Hai Ye Kah Kr Meri Ummedon K Duniya Me Abi Mukaam Bahut Ha
nafrat ki dhoop me barsat se pehle
Nafrat Ki Dhoop Me Barsat Se Pehle, Halaat Na Thay Aese Teri Mulaqat Se Pehle, Har Kisi Ko Hamdard Samajh Lete Thay, Hum Bhi Kitne Saada Thay Muhabbaton K Tajurbat Se Pehle.
ye yehi meri adhori kahani hy?
Main Lot aya Hoon Manzil Ko Dekh kar Yahan To Yadon ki Verani Hi Verani Hy Ye Intzar Khatam Q Nahi Hota Kis Se Pochon Kya koi manzil mera muqadar hy Ya yehi meri adhori kahani hy?
chand ke nikalne se..
Zindagi ka har mohra be-rukhi ke rukh par hai, Yeh bisaat ultey gi aik chaal chalne se, Doobta hua suraj kya mujhe ujaaley ga, Main chamak uthoon shayed chand ke nikalne se..
Yeh na socha tha
Yeh na socha tha kabhi humne, Kisi ko iss kadar chahenge, Woh hans kar jakham de denge, Aur hum jindgi gava denge.
Go and water the plants
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,
Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng, Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.
Tumne yaad kiya hai ye khabar to aaye.
Wafao mein itna asar ho jaye, Jinhe dhod ti hai nazar woh toh aaye, Ham aajayenge palak jhukne se pehle, Tumne yaad kiya hai ye khabar toh aaye.
Apni yaadon se keh do is tarah naa aaya kare
Kitni jaldi mulaqat guzar jaati hai, Pyaas bujhti nahin barsat guzar jaati hai. Apni yaadon se keh do is tarah naa aaya kare, Neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai.
TUM ROOTH JAO MUJSY
TUM ROOTH JAO MUJSY AISA KABHI NA KARNA MAIN EK NAZR KO TARSU AISA KABHI NA KRNA MAIN PUCH PUCH HAROO SO SO SAWAL KARU TUM KUCH JAWAB NA DO AISA KABHI NA KARNA MUJSY HE MIL K HASNA MUJSY HE MIL K RONA MUJSE BICHAR K JE LO AISA…
I am a fungi
A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please” The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here” The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a Fungi!”
Gehrai se dil me samaye na hote
Kaash woh nagme hame sunaye na hote, Aaj unko sun kar aansu aaye na hote. Agar isi tarah bhool hi jana tha, To itni geharai se dil me samaye na hote.
Pyaari hai muskan tumhari
Zindgi nahi humain doston se pyaari, Doston pe hazir hain jaan hamari, Aankhon main hamari aansoo haito kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskan tumhari.
Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta. Teacher : Kyon? Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Bahoot gham diya hai
Bahoot gham diya hai hamein iss zindagi ne Ke hamein aur jine ki aarzu nahi hai…
Only small babies..
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Mila karo humse
Muskurakar mila karo humse, Kuch kaha kuch suna karo humse, Baat karne se hi baat badhti hai janab, Isliye roz baat kara karo humse.
Jab raat aati hai
Mujhe sulane ke khatir jab raat aati hai, Mein so nahi pata raat khud so jati hai, Puchne per dil se yeh aawaz aati hai, Aaj yaad karlo raat toh roz aati hai.
If U were flowers
If U were flowers I would not pick U! I’ll let U grow in the garden & cultivate U with luv, And care so I can keep U with me forever. Miss so much
Life is more strict than a teacher
Life is more strict than a teacher A teacher teaches a lesson & takes an exam. . . But life takes an exam and then teaches a lesson.
Paas hoke bhi doori si lagi
Apni woh mulakaat kuch adhoori si lagi, Paas hoke bhi doori si lagi, Hothon pe hansi aankho pe mazboori si lagi, Zindgi mein pahli baar kisi ki dosti itni zaroori si lagi.
Can u answer this question
Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time? The answer is. – – – – – Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai.. Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…Life_after_11_pm@yahoo.co.in
Kalyug…
Ram yug mein doodh mila… Krishna yug mein ghee… Kalyug mein chai mili… Fook mar mar ke peee. GOOD MORNING.
Fastest thing on earth
What is the fastest thing on earth?? Bullet?? No… Sound??? No…. Light??? No…. Ans: Prayer Bcoz it reaches god even before u say it…!!!
aa phir se zindagi
Uss morr se shuru karein aa phir se zindagi, Har shay jahan haseen thi aur hum TUM te ajnabi….!
usay kaho,
Usay kaho, Bs Ek Choti Si Haan Kr Do, Hmare Naam Is Tarha Sara Jahan Kr Do! Wo Mohbtain Jo Tumhare Dil Mein Hain, Unko Zuban Pr Lao 0r Bayan Kr Do! Aaj Bs Ap Kaho 0r Kehty Hi Jao, Hum Bs Sunein Aisa Be-Zuban Kr Do!
milne ki khushi de ya na de,
“Bare Äjeeb hain ye zindgi k raste, Anjane moar par kuch log apnay ban jate hain, Milne ki khushi de ya na de, Bichharne ka gham zaroor de jate hain.
kuch murrawat mein izaafa
Inqalaab Aaya Too Yoon Aaya Nigaah-e-Yaar Mein Kuch Murrawat Mein izaafa, kuch Muhabat Mein kami !
