Maalgadi
Khubsurat ladkiyon se bhari train ko kya kahenge…? – – – – – – – – – – Maalgadi..!!!
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye, Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye, Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.
Phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta
Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta
Barson kai bad daikha .. ik shakhs dil Ruba sa…
Barson kai bad daikha .. ik shakhs dil Ruba sa… Ab Zehen Main Nuhi Hay, Pur naam tha bhala sa….. Abro khichay khichay sey ankhain jhuky jhuky si.. Batain ruki ruki si, Lehja thaka thaka sa… Khuabon main khuab uska, Yadon main yad uski… Nendon main ghul gaya…
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi…
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi: Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai uper se 15000 kamata hai lardki walle: lardki nurse hai 2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000 kamati hai!
Rooka sa lagta hai kuch dil apna
Pata nahin kyon rootha hai aaj yaar kuch iss kadr apna, Tham gayi hai saansen, rooka sa lagta hai kuch dil apna. Sayad takdeer mai likha tha yoon tujhse bichadna, Jaise bachi khuchi chand saanson ka ghut ghut ke jism chodna.
Bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain
Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain, Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain, Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad, Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain.
Life without you
A life without YOU means: L = Loss in life I = Inactive Life F = Failure in Life E = End of my Life
Kyun kisi se itna pyaar ho jata hai
Kyun kisi se itna pyaar ho jata hai, Ek din ka intezar bhi dushwar ho jata hai, Lagne lagte hai apne bhi paraye, Aur ek ajnabi par aetbar ho jata hai.
Lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
When someone will break your heart
Never break anyone’s heart, While breaking heart of others Think first what will happen When someone will break your heart
I would write on all the bricks
I would write on all the bricks “I miss you” and hope that 1 falls on your head So you know how it hurts to miss someone special like you.:p
Eyes speaks the truth
“Only eyes speaks truth, neither the mirror nor lips. Only the person who cares u can see pain in your eyes While everyone else still believes in your smile…”
Dhadkan kaha hai
Teri dosti mein nasha hai, Tabhi toh duniya hamse khafa hai, Na karo humse itni mohabbat dost, Ki dil hi puchhe dhadkan kaha hai.
Some funny lines
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Wishing u a lovely gud morning
I pray for your life that you truly deserve, A life as good as your heart, A life as bright as your smile, And life as wonderful as you are! Gud morning
Cute Feelings:
Cute Feelings: My Hand never pain When Typing msg for u, But My Heart Always pain When there is no reply from U….!
Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay ….
Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko kyon ghorty ho? Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am – 11am hai.
Woh inkar karte hain ikrar k liye,
Woh inkar karte hain ikrar k liye, Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye, Ulti chal chalte hain yeh ishq wale, Ankhein band karte hain didar k liye
Jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lagay.
Khud ko khud ki khabar na lagay, Koi achha bhi is qadar na lagay, Aap ko dekha hai bas us nazar se, Jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lagay.
Tumhari SMS ki adat
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
HARPIC use karne ka
Close-up se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka, Babool se fresh rakhne ka, Agar phir bhi white nahi hue, Toh bindaas HARPIC use karne ka!!
Ek lamha na de paaye
Dil se roye magar hothon se muskara baithe, Yunhi hum tum se dil laga baithe, Woh hame ek lamha na de paaye, Jinke liye hum apna sara sukoon gawa baithe.
Kya educational zamana hai
Madmast hawa hai, Mausam bhi suhana hai, Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai, Kya educational zamana hai!
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai ah oh dheere ah mar gayi ah oh ahah chal ab bas kar 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
Yaadon ke chiraghon ka ujala
Teri yaadon ke chiraghon ka ujala hai yahaan warna is dunya mein andhero ke siwa kuch bhi nahi
Sardarji opens his lunch box
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadâ?¦.why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
If u love something
If you love something set it free. If it turns back it was meant 4 u . If it does not bounce back it was never meant to b Ur’s.
Chaman badal gaya hai
Panchi kehta hai ke gagan badal gaya hai, Bhawra kehta hai ke chaman badal gaya hai, Lekin aaj bhi shamshaan ki khamooshi yeh karti hai bayaan, Ke laash wahi hai sirf kafan badal gaya hai.
Gate of memories
Gate of memories will never close, How much we miss our freinds nobody knows, Days will pass like years, And we will remeber those memories like silent tears.
