Don’t stop
Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya: Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t” Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop” 2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.
Humein na dhoond paoge
Kabhi jo hum nahi honge, Kaho kisko bataoge, Woh apni uljhaney sari, Woh bechaini mein doobay pal, Woh aankhon mein chupay aansu, Kise phir tum dikhaoge, Kabhi jo hum nahi honge, Bohat bechain hoge tum, Bohat tanha raho gay tum, Abhi bhi tum nahi samjhy, Hamari unkahi batein, Magar jab…
Khuda se kya tuje mange
Dosti se aaj zawana sharmaya hai, Teri chahat ne kuch aisa gazab dikhaya hai, Khuda se kya tuje mange, Wo to aaj khud mujse aap jaisa dost mangne aya hai
Hila zor se hila
Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P
Ek lamhai ko intezar
Ho sake toh pyaar ka itebar kar ke dekhna Phir lafzon se iqraar kar ke dekhna Junon ki had se aage nikal jain ge Faqat ek bar hum se izhaar kar ke dekhna Hota hai dil kyu betaab aur beqarar Ek lamhey ka intezar kar ke dekhna Hijar mein katain…
Khush dil se milte hai
Jo muskurake badi khush dil se milte hai Toh dil ko zakhm bhi ussi se milte hai.
Tumhe pane ki koshish ki hai
Kitni shiddat se tumhe pane ki koshish ki hai ki, Har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai, Kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho toh, Saari kayanath tumhe usse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai, Aaj aap sabne milke mujhe meri chahat se milaya.
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
If U were flowers
If U were flowers I would not pick U! I’ll let U grow in the garden & cultivate U with luv, And care so I can keep U with me forever. Miss so much
Wish U a happy life
Past is experience, Present is experiment. Future is expectation!!! Use ur experience in your, Experiments to get your expectations. “Wish U a happy life”
That is love
U want u get that is luck. U want and u wait that is time. U want but u compromise that is life. But u want, u wait and u compromise that is love.
Inevitable truth
The inevitable truth of life: “Everyone in our life is going to hurt u sooner or later. U just have to realise who worths more? The pain or the person??”
Miss-under-standing
What is the girl who is not married and is standing below known as ??? Let me tell you – – – – – She is known as Miss-Under-Standing.
Thanks for being just right for me
Friends are like shoes, Some loose some tight, Some fit just right, And they help us as we walk through life. Thanks for being just right for me!
I hope I’m not late to wish
The breeze has awakened the earth, And sun has colored our world, The birds have added melody, I hope I’m not late to wish, “Good morning”
Mauja hi Mauja !!!
Being sad wid the rite people is better than being happy with the wrong ones… And if u r happy wid rite people then . . . . . . . Mauja hi Mauja !
mujh se rootho na tum khuda k liye
Aese Bichrro Nahin, Sadaa Ke Liye, Mujh Se Rootho Na Tum, Khuda Ke Liye, Main Ne Manga Hai Bas Tumhe Rab Se, Hath Jab Bhi Uthey Dua Ke Liye..
Toot jaye na bharam hont hilaoon kaise
Toot Jaye Na Bharam Hont Hilaoon Kaise Haal Jaisa Bhi Hai Logon Ko Sunaoon Kaise Wo Rulata Hai Rulaye Mujhe Jee Bhar Ke Meri Ankhein Hai Woh, Main Us Ko Rulaoon Kaise…
ek shaks pas reh ke samjha nahi mujhe
Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe Kya Umedein…
aey chand yahan na nikala kar
Aey Chand Yahan Na Nikala Kar, Be-Naam Se Sapnay Dikhla Kar, Yahan Ulti Ganga Behti Hai, Is dais Mein Andhay hakim Hain, Na Dartay Hain Na Nadim Hain, Na Logon K woh Khadim Hain,
when i want to fall in love,,,,,,,,,
When i want to fall in love with my books…. My bed falls in love with me…. And I believe that love the one who loves you… …
aik pathan ne veena malik se masjid ka,,,,,
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga. Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai? Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-) …
ye baat samajh me aayi nahi
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?…
chalo aao mohabbat ki nae bnyaad ,,,,,
Chalo aao Mohabbat ki Nae Bunyaad Rakhty hain Khud Paaband Rehty Hain Usay Aazad Rakhty hain Humary Khoon Mei Rab Ne Yehi Taseer Rakhi hy Buraai Bhool Jaty Hain Achai Yaad Rakhty hain
koi jugmnu koi tara kahi s dhond kar lao
Mohabbat ki tabiyat mein agarcha gham nahin hota Magar hadsha judai ka ghamon se kam nahin hota Koi jugnu koi tara kahin se dhond kar lao Gharon ko phoonk dene se andhera kam nahin hota Mohabbat karne waley tou hamesha sath rehta hain Mohabbat mein judai ka koi mausam nahin…
kbhi na hathon se hath chote khayal rakhna
Kbhi Na Hathon Se Hath Choote KhayaL Rakhna! Kabhi Na Chahat Ka Maan Toote KhayaL Rakhna! BachAa K Rakhna Mohabat Ko Sazishon Se! Wafa Ki DoLat Jafa Na Loote KhayaL Rakhna! Jo Ho Mohabat To ranjishon Se Guraez Karna! Kisi Ka Nazuk Sa DiL Na Toote KhayaL Rakhna.
kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete
Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete, har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete, apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain, karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.
Aaj bhi hai…
Yaadon se rishta kal bhi tha yaadon se rishta aaj bhi hai Dil kal bhi apna dukhta tha aur afsurdaa sa aaj bhi hai Woh ishq jo hum tum karte thay woh ishq toh zinda ab bhi hai Kal tak jo hijar satata tha uss hijar ka pehra aaj bhi…
Photo lena hai
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..
Goli maar doooo…
Chahta hoo tujhe pyar du Dost par apni jindagi waar du Jab tera message nahi milta to Dil karta hai tere DIL me goli maar doooo…