With money you can buy…
With money you can buy a clock, but not time. With money you can buy sex, but not love. With money you can buy a doctor, but not good health With money you can buy a bed, but not sleep With money you can buy a position, but not respect.
Star of india
“Lux” is the soap of India. “Mrf” is the wheel of India. “Amul” is the taste of India. “U” are the waste of India. “Sender” is the star of India.
Life of a college student
Life of a college student: Wallet hai, paise nahi Lecture hai, attendance nahi Mobile hai, balance nahi Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi Exam hai, tension nahi Padhna hai, mood nahi.
Happiness is a butterfly
Happines is like a butterfly, When u go after it, It flies away but when u stand still it comes to u. I wish u a butterfly day. Gud morning.
Luv in ur heart
A bell is no bell till u ring it, A song is no song till u sing it & Love in your heart wasn’t put there to stay, Love isn’t Love till you give it away.
sahil,rait samander,
Sahil, rait, samander, lehrain.. Basti, jungl, sehra, darya.. khushboo, Mosam, phool dareechey.. Badal,suraj,chand,si tarey.. Aj ye sb kch naam tmhare Khuwab ki batain ,yad k qissey.. Soch k pehlu,neend k lamhe.. Dard k ansu,chain k nagmay.. Urtey waqt k behte dharey.. Aj ye sb kch naam tmhare…
i truly loved you
Before I Let You Go When we were still together, I truly loved you, but what’s happening right now, I guess we are through
confidence is a habit that
Confidence is a habit that can be developed by acting as if you already had the confidence you desire to have.
tum lot k wapis aajao
Chupke Se Jo Mangi Hai Un Duaon Me Tm Ko Pana Hai Tm Rooth K mujse Na Jao, Muje Sath Tmhara Pana Hai Tm Lot k Wapis Aajao Muje “Hamsafar” Tumhein Bnana Hai.
kuch batein tumse karni hain
1 Nam Tmhara Likhna Hai 1 Nam Hamien Ban Jana Hai Kuch Batein Tm Se Karni hain Kuch Dil Ka Hal Sunana Hai
when u start ur day
When u start ur day Keep 3words in ur pocket TRY-TRUE-TRUST TRY-4 better future TRUE-wid ur work TRUST-on Allah then u will success in ur lifE “Gud Morng dost”‘
best wshes
‘;*” ”*. ‘*;_ _ ‘*;. *:, .;*;’ALAM -E- ;*” “*. ‘*;_ _ ‘*;. *:, .;*;’Ubha Wd lotS of prayers,and best wshes… >G¤¤D mOrNinG<‘
baat karanii mujhe mushkil kabhii aisii to na thi
baat karanii mujhe mushkil kabhii aisii to na thii jaisii ab hai terii mahafil kabhii aisii to na thii le gayaa chhiin ke kaun aaj teraa sabr-o-qarar beqaraarii tujhe ai dil kabhii aisii to na thii chashm-e-qaatil meri
Oye hans kyun raha hai?
Titanic K Sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha, aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha, dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Sheikh: Shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda! !
muskarahat hai husan kaa zevar
bolaa karo bulaayaa karo aap kaa ghar hai aayaa jaayaa karo muskurahaT hai husn kaa zevar Dhataa hai muskuraayaa karo
jo log jaan buujh ke naadaan ban gaye
jo log jaan buujh ke naadaan ban gaye meraa Khayaal hai ki vo insaan ban gaye ham hashr me.n gaye magar kuchh na puuchhiye vo jaan buujh kar vahaa
zamanay se suna tha k
Zamanay se suna tha k muhabbat haar jati hai Jo chahat ek tarfa ho wo chahat haar jati hai Kahin par dua ka ik lafz bhi asar kar jata hai Kahin barson ki ibadat haar jati hai Mohabbat kab kisi ko dushmani ka dars deti hai Mohabbat ki baazi mein…
Chand sitaaron se kyaa puchhuu
chaa.Nd sitaaro.n se kyaa puchhuu. kab din mere phirate hai. vo to bechaare Khud hai.n bhikaarii Dere Dere phirate hai.n jin galiyo.n me.n ham ne sukh kii sej pe raate.n kaaTii thii.n un galiyo.n me.n vyaakul hokar saa.Njh savere phirate hai.n
He done his work
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana done!
Agar aap itnae pyaare na hotay.
Khamoosh raat ke pehloo mein sitarae nahi hotay, In rukhi aankhon mein rangeen nazare nahi hotay, Hum bhi na kartae parwah, Agar aap itnae pyaare na hotay.
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya
Jab bhi kanjusi ka oscar ka nomination aayega, Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega, Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya, To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega miss you
Dunya se jaraha hon chupa k kafan main mon
Dunya se jaraha hon chupa k kafan main mon Afsos bad marne k aye haya mujhay…
Teri yaadoon ki mehak
Teri yaadoon ki mehak Saath liye akser hum Door khawaboo ke janzeere mein utar jate hain Kyun ke main janti hon Hum aur tum Sirf khawaboo mein hi mil saktey hain Maine socha hai iss baar tumhare humara Aik aisi jaga utroongi Aur tumhain apne paas bitha kar Aankho mein…
Sharam aani chahiye
Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
Suna hai khuda ke darbar se
Suna hai khuda ke darbar se Kutch farishtey farar ho gaye Kutch to vapas chale gaye Aur kutch hamare yaar ho gaye!
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars 1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
Raat bhar tere liye jalta raha
Zahen ki dehleez par yaadon ka nanha sa chiraagh Raat bhar tere liye jalta raha bujhta raha
Open the zip and do
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman : Good evening, how do u do? Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Dard Se hai Rishta Mera,
Dard Se hai Rishta Mera, khushi Mere Naseeb Mein Kahan, Humse Koi Pyar Kare Itne Hum Khush naseeb Kahan.
