Good morning to sweet person
Good morning to sweet person Who passed sweet night with a sweet dream Now want to pass sweet day with sweet talk. Have a sweet day. Have a sweet good morning.
One Tree makes One Lakh Matchstick
One Tree makes One Lakh Matchstick But One Matchstick can burn one lakh trees.. Moral: One negative thought can burn all positive thoughts
Jeevan ka safer anjaan safer
EK rah pAr sari umer chale, Ek doje ko na samjh sake, Jeevan ka safer anjaan safer, Be_khahish be_araam safer.
Sardarji zebra crossing pe
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
Pyaar na rahe toh wafa kaun karega
Pyaar na rahe toh wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe toh dosti kaun karega, Khuda ka shukr hai aap hai, Warna bandar ki tarha uchal kud kaun karega.
Dil mein hai kitni jagah
Mere pyaar ki woh hadd poochte hain Dil mein hai kitni jagah poochte hain Chahte hain sirf unhiko kyo itna Iski bhi woh humse wajah poochte hain.
I’m just giving u time to miss me
Sometimes, I forget to say hi, Sometimes, I even miss to reply, Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u, But, it doesn’t mean that I forget u, I’m just giving u time to miss me!
World Sorry Day
Hi Today is “WORLD SORRY SAYING DAY” So If I have hurt you anytime, anywhere, or Disturbed you, then I want to say just three words. – – – – – – – – “I WILL CONTINUE” kARLO JO KARNA HAI…..
Night clubs
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Nothing to worry
M-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning!
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U. ~~~~~~ ………….. ———- _________ “””””””””” ======== Nice na…?? 🙂
Take a wild guess
Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did he say…? !!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!
Paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
Ye ghazlo ki duniya bhi ajib hai
Ye ghazlo ki duniya bhi ajib hai yahan ansu ka bhi jaam banaya jata hai keh bhi daite agar dard-e-dastan phir bhi wah wah sunaya jata hai
Jab tum dur jaye i feel like crying
Jab tumhe dekhu mera dil start flying, Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying, Jab tum dur jaye I feel like crying, Arre itna tension mat le I was lying.
Door jane mein der kitni lagti hai
Chahe koi jaisa bhi hamsafer ho sadyun se, Rasta badalne mein der kitni lagti hai, Sooch ki zameeno par raste juda hon toh, Door jane mein der kitni lagti hai…
Student’s problem
Samunder bhar syllabus hain, Nadi bhar padh pate hain, Balti bhar yaad reheta hain, Mug bhar likh pate hain, Chullu bhar number aate hain, Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain
“K HUM DOST” “HEIN”
“K HUM DOST” “HEIN” Roz Na Sèhi Kisi Din Yaad Kar Lena, “K HUM DOST” “HEIN” Kabhi Neend Na Aaey Tu Humein Bhi Jaga Lena “K HUM DOST” “HEIN” Kabhi Bhi Kuch Bhi Kehna Ho To Bila Jhijhak Kehna, “K HUM DOST” “HEIN” Agar Kabhi Kuch Dena Chaho To Humein…
Mehsus to karti hoon
Mehsus to karti hoon magar chu nahi sakti. Tum phool nahi phool ki khushbu ki tarha ho.
Modern Art
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”
Aankhon mein hai itna samaya..
Raat ko meri aankh se ek aansoo nikal aaya.. Maine poocha tu bahar kyon aayaa.. Usne bataya-Koi en aankhon mein hai itna samaya.. Ki main chahakar bhi en aankhon mein apni jagah nahi bana paaya..
Har roz mulakat nahi hoti
Chahne se har baat nahi hoti, Thodi si andhere se raat nahi hoti, Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai, Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti.
Let me guess
Let me guess what U r doing… Reading book? Na Na! Listening Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS. Oh!!! now U r smiling.
We make a living…
What we have done for ourselves dies with us, But what we have done for others remains forever. We make a living by what we got, But we make a life by what we give.
Sab se zyada aitbar karte hain
Hum unhi per sab se zyada aitbar karte hain, Jo sab ke samne saadgi ikhtiyar kart hain, Karo na fikar ‘ae dost’ agar woh naraz ho gaya, Naraz hotey hain wohi jo pyaar karte hain.
Donkey accident
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way for him but it was a donkeys accident.
I want 2 see u smiling always
Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now & Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow, Pick out 1 every morning coz I want 2 see u smiling always. Good Morning
I won’t let u down
I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation. I may not be your COKE, only the real thing. Or your NIDO, world’s no. 1. But I can be your REXONA I won’t let you down.
Apne kirdar ko mausam se bachaye rakhna
Apne kirdar ko mausam se bachaye rakhna, Laut kar phool mein wapas nahi aati khushbu.
During my operation
Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.” Nurse : “What word was that?” Santa : “Oops!”
