Best friend is somebody
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about You, yet still manages to like you anyway.
Gadi wala mar gaya kya..
A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cage with food & water. Parrot wakes up, looks around n screams.. Aila jail! Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya?
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heartbeat, & Say ” Its too early. Let me sleep again.”:p
College life Ver 1.2
Late Bed Wakings, Slight Breakfasts, Bus stand figures, Foot Board Travels, Late Attendance, Long intervals, Sharing Canteen Foods, Many Proposals, Mobiles in Silent mode, Late night Chats, Some misunderstandings, Correcting Friends, For exams micro slips, Struggle for marks, Prestige in arrears, Mass Bunk, Saturday movies, Enjoying Arguments, Freshers with fear.…
Tumse jo keh na sake
Aaj tak jo hum tumse keh na sake, Aaj wazahat se iqrar karte hai jise, Tum rooz dekhte ho aainay mein isse, Hum bepanah pyaar karte hai.
A man to Santa
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, He’s not my friend.
Kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhieya
Zubaan hai sirf ek zariya nahi, Jo aap shabdon ko samajh payeinge , Kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhieya, Hazaroon alfaaz khud ba khud bekhar jayeinge.
Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate
Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate, Hoto se hum kuch kehe nahi pate, Apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe, Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate.
Bahut kharcha ho gaya
Shah jahan ne Tajmahal ki har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki se dekha Aur bola…. Maa kasam bahut kharcha ho gaya.
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayein ge
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayein ge Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayein ge Par maan jana hamare manane se Warna ye bheegi palkein le kar kahan jayein ge
Apni hi cheez ko todkar
Kitni khushi milti hai tujhko, dil mera todkar Lekin ye dil bhi to hai, teri hi amanat Dekhein kab tak tu khush raheta hai Apni hi cheez ko todkar.
Bheed mein bhi tanha
Yaaden wo nahi jo tanhai me aati hai yaaden wo hai jo bheed mein bhi tanha kar jati hai
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer, “I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!”
Gunjti huyee awaz hai
Iss andhere raat ke pehlu mein chupa hua koi raaz hai. Iss muskurahat mein daba hua ek dard-e-saaz hai. Soon sako to soon lo zubaan khamosh dil ki, Iss khamoshi mein bhi koi gunjti huyee awaz hai.
Always make ur absence
Always make ur absence felt in such a way, That somebody misses U, But let not ur absence be so long, That somebody starts learning 2 live without U!!!
Har baat ka jawaab diya nahi jaata
Arey har baat ka jawaab diya nahi jaata, Vishwas ho toh dosti mein shak kiya nahi jaata, Pyaar ya umar bhar saath nibhane jaisa sawal, Bina soche samjhe har ek se kiya nahi jaata.
A cup of hot hello
A cup of hot hello’s, A plate of crispy wishes, A spoon of sweet smiles, A slice of great success, Hope this breakfast makes Ur day lovely. Good morning.
U & Ur lovely smile
I am standing alone in the crowd, Surrounded by people & music so loud. My loneliness vanishes in a while, As I think of U & Ur lovely smile. Miss U a lot.
Real friendship
Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of ‘friends’.
Ladki
Yeh ladki… – – – Uffff… – – – Ya allah… – – – ItnI sundar… – – – Haye… – – – ItnI smart… – – – Oye hoye… – – – ItnI mast… – – – Haye main mar janwan… – – – ItnI cute… – – –…
The biggest suspense of life is:
The biggest suspense of life is: We know for whom we are praying but….. We never know the person who is praying for us…!
Kis waqt tumhari yaad na aayi
Tum kya jano kya hoti hai tanhai Iss tute huye patte se pucho kya hoti hai judai, Bewafai ka naam na de zalim uss waqt se puch ke, Kiss waqt tumhari yaad na aayi.
Other way 2 marry
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!
Usay pehchan nahi paate
Jivan mein harpal aise nahi aate, sab log hamein dil se nahi chahte, aisa ek hi hota hai lekin kambakht hum usay pehchan nahi paate…
Dil mein utara hai
Woh bholta hai na dil mein utara hai Mujhe hamesha mohobbat ka nasha hai Main toh uska lamha-e-mojud hu Woh shaks fuzul waqt samaj kar guzarta hai.
Failure is not the real end
Full stop is not a real end, Because we can form a sentence after that. Like that in life, Failure is not the real end, It is the real beginning of success.
My world needs you
Like the tree needs the earth, Like the night needs the moon, Like the star needs the sky, Like the guitar needs the tune, My world needs you. I MISS YOU
Think of yourself
Just close your eyes and think of urself for 10 sec. open ur eyes. now u will realise that… … … … … U had wasted 10 seconds…
Rich proposal
What will a guy sing after he gets a proposal from a rich girl? Agar tum mil jao “Kamana chor denge hum!”
Beautiful day for you
Morning is not only sun rise, But a beautiful miracle of God that defeats darkness and spreads light. May this be a very beautiful day for you. Good morning
