Changes in a Woman
How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years: Yr 1. Janu Yr 2. O G. Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho? Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa And then….. Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye? Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Aasman se utari hai
Aasman se utari hai, Taron se sajayi hai, Chand ki chandani se nahelayi hai, Mere dost sabhalake rahena, Ye dosti meri jindagi bhar ki kamai hai.
Will you marry me
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?
Paas aakar sabhi door chale jate hain
Paas aakar sabhi door chale jate hain, Hum akele the akele hi reh jate hain, Dil ka dard kis ko dikhayen, Marham lagane wale hi zakhm de jate hain.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai. Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
I love so much my heart is sure
I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face No one will ever take your place.
Gam hi dushman hai mera
Puchte ho toh suno kaise basar hoti hai Rat khairat k sadqe ki sahar hoti hai Sans bharne ko toh jina nahi kehte ya rab Dil hi dukhta hai na ab asteen tar hoti hai Jaise jagi hui ankhon main chubhen kanch ke khwab Raat is tarah diwanon ki basar…
Bank of happiness
U r my bank of happiness, U r my sleeping pills for peace of mind, U r my confidence for down in life, U r my heart for love in my life.
Nobody somebody
Nobody’s right till somebody’s wrong; Nobody’s weak till somebody’s strong; Nobody’s lucky till luv comes along; Nobody’s lonely till somebody’s gone.
don’t mix my personality and my attitude
‘Don’t mix my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU. . . !!’
Hope
Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning but still we have plans for the coming day……….that’s Hope……….
Meaning of girl friend
What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind
Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind, Give beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes, So enjoy these beautiful night in beautiful dreams, In beautiful night in beautiful manners, So heartily “GOOD NIGHT”.
I asked God
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
Bruce Lee’s Favorite
Bruce Lee’s Favorite Vegetable=Mu-Lee Festival=Diwa-Lee Actres=Sona-Lee Music=Qawa-Lee Film=Coo-Lee Animal=Bil-Lee Brain=Urs Why? Kha-Lee 🙂
Welcome to the new morning with …
Welcome to the new morning with smile on ur face LOVE in ur “heart” Good Thoughts in ur “mind” Wish u A Brightest Morning..
rat aksar hum se ye sawal krti hai
rat aksar hum se ye sawal krti hai faraz… k kon hai tere dil main jo tujhy sone nai deta..
A dua for You:
A dua for You: Oh God, I don’t know of all the challenges this person has, but You know everything..! I hear his silence, You hear his plead, I see him in faith, You know his doubts, I ask that you give him everything he needs & bless him abundantly…
afsurdagi hai magar ,,,,,,,,,
Afsurdagi hai magar wajah-e-gham nahi maloom, K Dil pe bojh sa hai ranj-e-besabab ki tarah.
Kintna padhe ho
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Humne to tumhe apni zindgi samjha
Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha, Pyaar ko humne bandagi samjha, Tum chahe hume jo bhi samjho, Humne to tumhe apni zindgi samjha
Just recharge the battery
Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode. Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily. Girl: Just recharge the battery
Dogs and Women
How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, Neither can balance a checkbook & Both put too much value on kissing.
Mere dost hi kanjus hogaye
A bhai! Itna sannata kyon hai? Kitne der se sms ki ghanti nahi baji. Yeh sare network fuse hogaye Ya mere dost hi kanjus hogaye.
Unki tasveer si ban gayi
Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi Jo na chaaha tha wo takdeer si ban gayi Humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli Gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi.
baazid hai toofaan to kashti dubone de
Palkein Mujhe Ashkon Se Bhigone De, Ab To Khul Ke Mujhe Tu Rone De, Chhod De Mere Halat Pe Mujhko, Jo Hota Hai Ab Hone De, Mat Rok Mujhe Mausam Ka Hawaala Dekar, Baazid Hai Toofaan To Kashti Dubone De.
Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae
Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae. Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti.., Samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte..
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai
Tammana se nahi tanhaee se darte hain, Pyar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, Milne ki to bahut chahat hai, Par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain.
Abhi bandar SMS padh raha ha
Beta bola, “Papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”. Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”. “Papa kyon ?” “Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai”
