Sab se zyada
Bottle main Pepsi se zyada, Used Socks main smell se bhi zyada, Adnan Sami main charbi se zyaada, Mithai main sweet se zyada, Pakistan mein corruption se zyada…. I LOV U
Log pyaar ko bhagwan kahete hai
Log pyaar ko bhagwan kahete hai, Par koi kare to gunah kahete hai. Kahete he ki patthar dil roya nahi karte, To fir zarne pahado se hi kyu nikalte hai?
Apni dosti to woh lic hai
Apni dosti koi pepsi nahi jo dil mange more Koi wills nahi jo made 4 each other Apni dosti to woh lic hai Jo jiwan k sath bhi aur jiwan ke bad bhi
Santa’s wedding anniversary
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.
Every thing about you
Every thing about you is Perfect Your lips Your skin Your eyes Your body You are lucky to be born GooD LooKing Not LiKe me .. Born to be Big LIAR
U miss me…
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Aaaaachheeeee… Shukar AlHamdulilla. U miss me na? O GOD! Na kia karo itna yaad..flu ho jata hai.
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar…
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein … Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
Chand se ja milta hai
Kehte hai raat hoti hai to suraj jaal ke doob jata hai Nahi yeh galat hai.. Yeh toh mohabbat hai suraj ke aag ki Ki woh wafa ki tarha chand se ja milta hai..
Murdoo ko bhi zinda kardete hai
Yeh sms bhi kya cheez hai Jo aankhon se aansu la dete hai Yeh to merbhani hai ismsmessages ki Ke murdoo ko bhi zinda kardete hai.
Abbreviations for our degrees
Abbreviations for our degrees: B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS M.B.A — MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE
Tamanna ho agar milne ki
Aansuon mein na dhoondna hamein, Dil mein hum bas jayenge! Tamanna ho agar milne ki, Toh band aankhon mein nazar aayenge!!
You”ll get hurt!
What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you”ll get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt, Than have a heart without U.
Did I miss something out?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,( ),V,W,X,Y,Z. Did I miss something out? No because I put ( U ) in my heart. Good morning dear.I hope u have a wonderful day.
BEST FRIENDS
That will always last: 100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets 1 reason ….. BEST FRIENDS
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : B.Com final year”
In a Cat & Mouse Chase,
In a Cat & Mouse Chase, Mouse mostly wins because Cat runs for its food and Mouuse for its Life Moral: Fear of Loss is always better motivation than the desire of Gain….
i sought for my happiness over the world
I sought for my happiness over the world, Oh, eager and far was my quest; I sought it on mountain and desert and sea, I asked it of east and of west…
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI(ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
har yaad me uski yaad rehti hai
Har yaad me uski yaad rehti hai Meri aankho ko uski talash rehti hai kuch tum bhi dua karo dosto suna hai Dosto ki fariyad me khuda ki fariyad hoti hai
A song 4 u…
A song 4 u .. ..! Agar tum mil jao . . . tumhari taangein tor deinge hum… Tumhain paa kar.. Tumhare peeche kuttay chohr denge hum..!. Bas tum mil jao.
ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main
Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay… Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha yeh kiya kerhy ho??? Sardar : Hum lassi bana rahay hain… Pathan: hahaha..O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain.. Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…
Koi purani yaad
Koi purani yaad mera rasta rok kar mujhse kehti hai, Itni jalti dhoop mein yun kab tak ghoomo ge, Aao chal ke beete dino ki chhaon mein bethe, Uss lamhe ki baat karein ke jiss mein koi phool khila tha, Uss lamhe ki baat karein jiss mein kisi ki aawaz…
Markar bhi bahut yaad aa raha hai koi
Mitti meri kabar say chura raha hai koi, Markar bhi bahut yaad aa raha hai koi, Eh khuda ek pal ki zindagi aur de de mujay, Udaas mery kabar say jaa raha hai koi.
Message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya
Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya… To koi paise se kangal ho gaya… To koi pyaar me pagal ho gaya… Mai to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya…
Jab se tumhein jana hai
Jab se tumhein jana hai, Jab se tumhein paaya hai, Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Taaki poochhu rab se ki, Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai.
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, Ek jaam mohabat ke naam, Ek jaam wafa ke naam, Puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura bill doston ke naam.
Aaj Teri Mehfil Se Uthe Hai
Hum Jaise Barbaad Dilo Ka Jeena Kya Aur Marna Kya Aaj Teri Mehfil Se Uthe Hai Kal Duniya Se Uth Jaayenge
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain. Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain. Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay. Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
You mean the world to me
If I died or traveled far, i would write your name on every star, So every one could look up and see you mean the world to me.
Golden phrases of relationship
Two golden phrases of relationship:- “Don’t believe the doubted one & Don’t doubt the believed one” That retains any relationship forever…