Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga
Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga, Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki, Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga.
Hum bhi hain ujray huay shehar ki misal
Hum bhi hain ujray huay shehar ki misal Ankhain bata rahi hain k veran tum bhi ho
Phonebook Dilemma
Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
Is duniya se ravana hua!
Ghungat mein tujhe dekha, To deewana hua, Sangeet ka tarana hua, Masti ka mastana hua, Jaise hie ghungat uthaya, Is duniya se ravana hua!
Yaar armstrong tum mujeh nechey hii bhool gay
Niel armstrong chand per gaya aur kaha Oh jiss ki qabar banani thi wo to zameen per hii reh gya Itney mien apka phone aaya Neil armstrong ko… Yaar armstrong tum mujeh nechey hii bhool gay.
Tujh ko khafa bhi na kar sake
Bichhre toh qurbaton ki dua bhi na kar sake, Ab ke tujhe supurd-e-khuda bhi na kar sake, Khush bhi na rakh sake tujhe hum apni chaah mein, Acchi tarah se tujh ko khafa bhi na kar sake.
Kabhi khud se juda na hone deta
Kabhi khud se juda na hone deta Agar gul janta khushbu ki kimat
Sardar to girlfriend
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai? Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Pyar ek ahsaas hai
Kisi ko kisi ke dil se nikala nahi jata, paas bula ke phir dur bhagaya nahi jata, Kyun samajte nahi hai ye loog ki, Pyar ek ahsaas hai jo dil se hataya nahi jata
Suraj ka zamin se milan
Dekha hai suraj ka zamin se milan, Milne ke liye woh khud ko dubo deta hai, Par uski judai mein aasman, Duniya ko andhere mein sama deta hai.
I’ll kill you
If you care for me – I care for you You miss me – I miss you You like me – I like you. You message me – I message you. You forget me – I’m sorry that where I’m different from you. I’ll kill you.
Trust me, that is true
People die younger, Because god loves them so much, You’re still on earth, Because there’s someone, Who loves you more than god, Trust me, that is true.
Kaise ho aap
Excellent Mind Khubsurat Chehra, Mithi Aawaj. Masum Aankhe, Perfect Personality, Khush mijaj Andaaj….. Yeh toh hui meri baat, Aur batao kaise ho aap?
When I see someone gorgeous
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.. I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired….. I put down the mirror!
Good morning to sweet person
Good morning to sweet person Who passed sweet night with a sweet dream Now want to pass sweet day with sweet talk. Have a sweet day. Have a sweet good morning.
One Tree makes One Lakh Matchstick
One Tree makes One Lakh Matchstick But One Matchstick can burn one lakh trees.. Moral: One negative thought can burn all positive thoughts
Jeevan ka safer anjaan safer
EK rah pAr sari umer chale, Ek doje ko na samjh sake, Jeevan ka safer anjaan safer, Be_khahish be_araam safer.
Sardarji zebra crossing pe
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
Pyaar na rahe toh wafa kaun karega
Pyaar na rahe toh wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe toh dosti kaun karega, Khuda ka shukr hai aap hai, Warna bandar ki tarha uchal kud kaun karega.
Dil mein hai kitni jagah
Mere pyaar ki woh hadd poochte hain Dil mein hai kitni jagah poochte hain Chahte hain sirf unhiko kyo itna Iski bhi woh humse wajah poochte hain.
I’m just giving u time to miss me
Sometimes, I forget to say hi, Sometimes, I even miss to reply, Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u, But, it doesn’t mean that I forget u, I’m just giving u time to miss me!
World Sorry Day
Hi Today is “WORLD SORRY SAYING DAY” So If I have hurt you anytime, anywhere, or Disturbed you, then I want to say just three words. – – – – – – – – “I WILL CONTINUE” kARLO JO KARNA HAI…..
Night clubs
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Nothing to worry
M-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning!
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U. ~~~~~~ ………….. ———- _________ “””””””””” ======== Nice na…?? 🙂
Take a wild guess
Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did he say…? !!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!
Paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
Ye ghazlo ki duniya bhi ajib hai
Ye ghazlo ki duniya bhi ajib hai yahan ansu ka bhi jaam banaya jata hai keh bhi daite agar dard-e-dastan phir bhi wah wah sunaya jata hai
Jab tum dur jaye i feel like crying
Jab tumhe dekhu mera dil start flying, Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying, Jab tum dur jaye I feel like crying, Arre itna tension mat le I was lying.
Door jane mein der kitni lagti hai
Chahe koi jaisa bhi hamsafer ho sadyun se, Rasta badalne mein der kitni lagti hai, Sooch ki zameeno par raste juda hon toh, Door jane mein der kitni lagti hai…
