Har pal faraib khaaye
Ik Soona Sa Chand Mere Fasaney Mein Reh Gaya, Main Doosron Ki Shaam’ain jalaney Mein Reh Gaya Wo Aa K Mere Shaher Se, Wapis Bhi ja Chuka, Main Tha K Apne Ghar Ko Sajane Mein Reh Gaya Wapis Hua To Ghar Mera Sholon Ki Zad Mein Tha, Main Raaston K…
YA ALLAH
YA Allah! Jin logon ne mjhe aj Sms ni kiya, Jb wo aj garam Pani sy Nhaen tu Achanak Thanda a Jaye “AmeEn”:-P
Define Love & explain in detail?
Teacher: define Love & explain in detail? Student: A serious disorder of heart due to relationship btween boys & girls that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated Types: One sided & two sided Age: Usually occurs in Teenage but now a days can be found in…
Kagaz k phoolon se
Haqiqat chup nahi sakti banawat ke usulon se k khushbu aanahi sakti kabhi kagaz k phoolon se
Wo udash ho gaya
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho. Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Samjho duaa kabul hui hamari
Duaaon ke bheed main duaa hain humari, Jisme maangi hamne har khusi tumhari, Jab jab muskuraaye aap dil se Samjho duaa kabul hui hamari….
Tu hi meri maina tu hi meri bulbul hai
Tu hi meri maina tu hi meri bulbul hai tere baap ko chod baqi sab kubul hai.
Then look beside U
When it hurts to take back, And your scared to look ahead, Then look beside U, U will always find me, Smiling and walking besides U. “Missing U”
Thought for the day
“Never make the same mistake twice” There are so many new ones to make…
My mom tells all this
My eyes miss u My feels love u My hands need u My mind call u My heart is just for u My life is u I’ll die without u I love u very much… – – – – – Often my Mom tell me all this….
Lawyer
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
Thinking of U
Thinking of U this lovely morning, As the sun starts shining, So my dear charming, Here is my good morning, Keep smiling morning till evening.
Khud” Bewafa hai or “Wafa” Chahati hai..
Zindagi” Se Poocho Ye “kia” Chahti Hai . “Bus” Ek Teri “Wafa” Chahti hai . “Kitni” “Masoom” or Nadan hai “Zindagi” . “Khud” Bewafa hai or “Wafa” Chahati hai..”
When I was born
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!
Aaine mein bhi tera hi chehera nazar aata hai!
Din tere khayal me guzar jata hai, Raat ko bhi tera hi khayal aata hai, Kabhi ye khayal iss kadar badh jata hai, Aaine mein bhi tera hi chehera nazar aata hai!
Waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain
Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain, har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain, aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare, tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain
Male or female
Witness: “He was about medium height and had a beard.” Lawyer: “Was this a male or a female?”
Judai apki rulati rahegi
Judai apki rulati rahegi, Yaad apki aati rahegi, Pal pal jaan jati rahegi, Jab tak jism mein hai jaan, Har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.
Chaand se behatar dost humari pass hai
Aasaman humse naraz hai, Taaronka gussa behisab hai, Wo sab humse jalte hai, Kyunki chaand se behatar dost humari pass hai.
The longest toilet
Which is the longest toilet in the world? Simple Jammu se Kanyakumari Railway Line.
Kya baat karte ho papa
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Sms bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho
Sms bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahin, dusron ka bheja huwa hi bhejte ho!!
Feel good
Feel good when somebody misses you, Feel better when somebody loves you, Feel best when somebody never forgets you.
Earth may stop rotating
Earth may stop rotating Birds may stop flying Candles may stop melting Fishes may stop swimming Heart may stop breathing But i will never stop Missing you
I crave to feel your touch
I opened up a box one day What treasures did i find, Letters and some photographs Of days we left behind I drifted back to yesterday The thought was oh, so clear For just a moment, anyway It felt like you were here I smile when i think of you…
Yeh kaun si istail hai
Chehre pe aapke gajab ki ismael hai “Suna hai aapke pas mobile hai” Aur usme SMS ki moti file hai “Phir bhi SMS nahi karte yeh kaun si istail hai”?
Carry my cross
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
Na karon yad
Na karo yad tumhain To ulajh jata houn Sanson se!! . . Samjh Nahi Aata Zindagi sanson se hai; Yaa teri yaad se………
Kash ye dil apne Ikhtiyar
Kash ye dil apne ””’Ikhtiyar main hota,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Na kisi ki yad ati ,,,,,,,, Na kisi se pyar hota……….
Tumhara Zarf hay tumko Mohabbat Bhool Jaty hay
Tumhara Zarf hay tumko Mohabbat Bhool Jaty hay Hamay tu jis ny bhi hans kar pukara hamay wo yaad Rehta hay
