Sunny day
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!
Ati hai kbhi kbhi…
Ati hai kbhi kbhi… Chupke se… Khamoshi se… Rat mai… Barsat mai… Anjane mai… Verane mai… Kis liye? Kis k lye? Kis ki khatir? Kya btane? Kya smjhane? Kya hai ye? ik ehsas… ik pyas… Phir b achi Lgti hai, anjani c… Begani c… Khubsurat c… Tumhari Yad””
E-mail & Fe-mail
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”
Har duwa kabul nahi hoti…
Har duwa kabul nahi hoti, Har aarju puri nahi hoti, Jinke dil me aap jaise log rahete ho, Unke liye dhadkan bhi jaruri nahi hoti.
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Zid apni na chhodi Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim Tumne sms karna chhod diya
Khopri istemal karo
Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?” Khan: Hum patthar se keel thok rahe thay, Hum ko ek admi bola khan apna khopri istemal karo!
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, Per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai.
love hurts the most
Love hurts when you break up with some one. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the person, You love has no idea how you feel.
You can give without loving
You can give without loving, But you cannot love without giving.
Is mein aur colour dikhao
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya… Guess woh kya bola??? Is mein aur colour dikhao.
Nazron se batana mujh ko
Baat karne mein jo mushkil ho tumhe mehfil mein Main samajh jaoonga nazron se batana mujh ko Vada utnaa hi karo jitna nibha sakte ho Khwaab pura jo na ho woh na dikhana mujh ko Apne rishte ki nazaakat ka bharam rakh lena Main to aashiq hoon dewaana na bana…
Don’t get upset with little jerks in life
Don’t get upset with little jerks in life, Coz life’s like a road n problems r like speed breakers, They save us from big accidents so enjoy the jerks and move on.
How to stop missing u
I have learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard, to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive, but I couldnâ?Tt learn how to stop missing u.
Sirf ek bar kehdo
Plz sirf ek bar kehdo Sirf ek bar.. December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do, Woh bhegi bhegi ratein, Woh haseen lamhaat, Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar, Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar, Jub tum ne.. Kaha tha! Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
Things I know about u
Things i know about u ! 1. You are a special person with a wonderful heart 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10… Bus baki kal, 1 Din me ek hi joke !
Woh bhi kya din they
Woh bhi kya din they jab hum lagte they hasino k gale. Yeh baat tab ki hai jab hum thay do baras ke.
Sweet conversation
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
Do dil milne ke baat hai
Har yaar yaar nahi hota. Har skash wafadar nahi hota. Ye to do dil milne ke baat hai. Warna 7 fero mein bhi pyaar nahi hota.
Knowing youself is true wisdom
Knowing others is intelligence, Knowing yourself is true wisdom, Mastering others is strength, Mastering yourself is true power.
Look for a loyal heart
Never look for a Gud Face, it’ll turn old one day; Never look for a Gud Skin, it’ll wrinkle one day; But look for a loyal heart, that’ll miss u every day.
To love without condition
To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, to care without expectation is the heart of true relation
Dosti ka Gift
Niche tumhari Dosti ka Gift hai! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! Danda hai, Sir pe padega tab akal thikane ayegi, DOSTI me Gift!
Agar bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta
Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho.. – – – – – – thoda aur aage… – – – – – – nahi dikhi – – – – – – HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti.
Kisi ko na pane se zindgi khatam nahi hoti…
Kisi ko na pane se zindgi khatam nahi hoti… “Mohsin” LEKIN kisi ko pa kar kho dene se kuch baqi nahi rehta””
Why did he do so?
Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!
Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai, Chand paas ho na ho, Chandini aaspas rehti hai, Waise hi aap pas ho na ho, aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!
Kuttay ki maut
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge, Tumhari aane wali sari naslain, Kuttay ki maut marengi, Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge! – – – – – – – Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!
Yuhi kisi par bhi fida nahi hote..
Dil se dil kabhi juda nahi hote, Yuhi kisi par bhi fida nahi hote, Dosti se bada to pyaar ka rista hota hai, Kyonki sachha pyaar karne wale kabhi bewafa nahi hote.
Phulo se khubsurat
Phulo se khubsurat, Koi nehi! Sagar se gehera, Koi nehi! Aab aap ki kya tarif karu? Dosto mein aap jaisa, NALAYAK koi nehi!!!
Bichadne ka gum zaroor de jate hain
Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste, Anjane mod par kuch log dost ban jate hain, Milne ki khushi de ya na de, Bichadne ka gum zaroor de jate hain.
