Sirf ek hichki se aapke dil ko hila sakte hain hum
Aap paas raho ya dur, Dil se dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain hum. Na khat ke na telephone ke mohtaz hain, Sirf ek hichki se aapke dil ko hila sakte hain hum
Mujhe pata hai
Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi usse pasand karte ho, Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai, Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho, Toh woh BHONK-BHONK kar ke apna Pyaar jatati hai.
Death
Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?” Witness: “By death.” Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
Intezar wahi rahega
Yado ka ye karwa hamesha rahega, Door jate huye bhi pyaar wohi rahega, Maaf karna mil nahi paye aapse magar, Yekin rakhna en aankhon mein intezar wohi rahega.
Bekhudi ki jindagi
Bekhudi ki jindagi hum jiya nahi karte, Jaam dusro se chhen ke hum piya nehi karte, Unko mohabbat hai tho aake izhar kare, Peecha hum bhi kisi ka kiya nahi karte.
Aankhon ki baat
Ishq karnewale Aankhon ki baat samajh lete hai, Sapno mein yaar aaye Toh usse mulakat samajh lete hai, Roo ta to aasman bhi hai Apni zameen ke liye, Yeh to log hi usse barsaat samajh lete hai.
Work hard till U succeed!!!
When U win in ur first attempt people say its luck, But if U win after a defeat they say as hard work. Work hard till U succeed!!!
U get close to my heart
U came from no where, n in no time got close… not 2 me, but to my heart.
Don’t play with my life
Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. – Sardar says 2 mosquito.
Definition of love
Love is like want Appears one after the other One satisfy other replace it But resources r limited.
If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..? Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..? Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..? Wud U Add “Too” If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?
Friend like me
You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
What upset you?
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?” Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’” Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?” Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Ajeeb itafak tha
Unke galli say gujra ajeeb itafak tha, Unke galli say gujra ajeeb itafak tha, Unhone fuul feka sala gamala bhi sath tha.
Santa found answer
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Friend like you.
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.
Work hard till U succeed!!!
When U win in ur first attempt people say its luck, But if U win after a defeat they say as hard work. Work hard till U succeed!!!
Fall in love once
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that’s not true. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
This heart always belongs 2 u
Heart changes, I know they do… but this heart always belongs 2 u. Heart hurts, I know they do… but this heart hurts more without u.
Ulte latka do
Inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Santa: Mere pair upar aur shir neeche kar ke faansi de do!
It takes a lot of guts
Each of us has his own fear but Sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don’t be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.
Oye! higher studies yaar
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
I’d love u the best
I do believe that god above Created me for you to love. He picked you out among the rest Because he knows I’d love you the best.
Ye kudha ishq na karna
Ye kudha ishq na karna, Thu bhi dhokha khayega, Ye kudha ishq na karna, Thu bhi dhokha khayega, Hum toh marke tere paas ayenge, Batha thu kaha jayega.
Missing someone gets easier every day
Missing someone gets easier every day, Because even though it’s one day further, From the last time you saw each other, It’s one day closer to the next time you will.
There are two things in life
There are two things in life, That are more painful than death, One is when ur luv loves U and doesn’t tell U, Other is when ur luv doesn’t love U, And tells U!!!
Picture look old
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
Trains schedule
Said to a railroad engineer: What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The reply from the railroad engineer: How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?
Serve without dressing
Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa. Banta shouts: Whatâ?Ts this? Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha “Serve hot without dressing.”
