Sardar and servant
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Do Hi Manzilain Hain
.+””+.+””+.+””+.’+. ‘ ‘ .+” ‘ .+’ “+.+” “+.+” Dil Ki Raahon Main Do Hi Manzilain Hain faraz Ya Dil Main Utar Jana. Ya Dil Se Utar Jana.
Umar bhar ki khushi
Aap ki 1 Miss Call ek din ki khushi, Aap ki 1 SmS 1 week ki khushi, Aap ki 1 call 1 month ki khushi, Aap ki 1 mulaquaat 1 year ki khushi, Aur aap ka pyaar umar bhar ki khushi.
Tumhari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumhari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye, Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye, Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye, Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!
Roses are red
Before Marriage: Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, Oh My Darling I Love You. After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I have Flu, You Are My Headache I Will Kill You…
Kabar ki mitti bhi de dete
Majburi kya hai unhone batai toh hoti, Judai ki baat yun sunai na hoti, Kabar ki mitti bhi de dete hum unhe, Mari maut ki khwahish jatai toh hoti.
Har gali mai ek Mumtaz
Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho, Dil mile na mile haath milate raho, Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga, Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho.
SMS doesn’t mean only, short messaging service
SMS doesn’t mean only, short messaging service But it also means, “Some Moments Shared” with loved ones.
The smile is like a Simcard
The simle is like a Simcard & Life is like a Cellphone. Whenever u insert the Simcard of a Smile, a beautiful day is activated. KEEP SMILING
Mere papa bahut darpok hain
Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child – jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !
You have stolen my heart
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always.
Love is life enjoy it
Love is life enjoy it in silence, It is the vehicle without licence, Volume of love is very high, I will keep it alive untill i die.
Kill for nothing
I am a killer, I kill people for money….. But because you are my friend, I’ll kill you for nothing!
Who is lecturer
Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer? Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.
Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya….?
Boy: Chalti hai kya 9 se 12….? * Girl: Chal…..:) * Boy: Kahan….???? … * Girl: Principal ke paas….. * Boy: Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya….? * Girl: Bewakuf Chutti mangne…. 😀
Youn na khainch apni…
Youn na khainch apni tarf mujhay bay-bas kr k, K khud se b bichar jaon or ‘tu’ b na milay…
Usse ek bar milade
Dil mere seene se chura raha hai koi Dur hokar bhi yaad aa raha hai koi, Ae khuda mujhe usse ek bar milade, Intezar mere liye kar raha hai koi.
Teri khushi meri jaan hai
Teri muskurahat meri pehchan hai, Teri khushi meri jaan hai, Kuch bhi nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le, Ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai.
Report card
Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son. Santa: Madam report kab dengi aap. Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.
Yaad na aaye tumhe
Meri pehchan bas nam hi sahi, Yaad na aaye tumhe itne badnam toh nahi, Hume bhul jana majburi hi sahi, Magar sachmuch bhool jao yeh zaruri toh nahi.
Hum aapke bin reh nahi sakte
Apne dil ki baat unse keh nahi sakte, Bin kahe bhi ji nahi sakte, Ae Khuda aisi takdir bana, Woh humse khud akar kahe, ‘HUM’ Aapke bina reh nahi sakte.
Brain is a master piece
Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!
Nominee for best friend
The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because I have you!
Great boxer
Great boxer said, Sometimes words are not enough . . . . . A punch is necessary 😛
“She’z Fine..!”
Awesome Question Wid A Cute Answer: Sm1 Asked A Boy “Howz Ur Life..?” He Smiled N Answered “She’z Fine..!” ♥
Tum Ko De Di Hai Ishaaron Me Ijaazat main ne
Tum Ko De Di Hai Ishaaron Me Ijaazat main ne Maangne Se Na Milooon Gar, To Curaa Lo Mujh Ko
Practice makes man
Practice makes man prefect:), Den wat about Women???? … any guesses???? She is born perfect,,, . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: moral voral kuch nahi, Bas ladkiyon ko Accha lage,,,,,, Isi liye post kar diya 😀 🙂
1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years:
1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years: Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe . 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. The Pope died. Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe . 3. Australia…
Shakespeare Said
Shakespeare Said If There is a Single Dollar in Your Pocket Then . . . . . . . . . Convert it Into Pakistani Currency & Buy a Pepsi of Rs. 65 Te 20 Rupy De Pakore v Le Lena.:)))
