Antim saas lena chaunga
Chidiya banke rehaan ke tarf udta chala jaunga, Jalne k eashas hey magar loat kar wapas na aaunga, Pyaar dukh ka sagar hai…Maloom hai.. Fir bhi dubta chala jaunga, Bin tera bina kya jeena…. Ish se aacha tera gooad par Mera antim saas lena chaunga.
Kaise bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se
Guzar gaye woh chaman se bahar ki tarah, Aankhon mein bas gaye hai intezaar ki tarah, Kaise bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se, Unhone inkaar bhi kiya izhaar ki tarah.
Santa and banta jungle mein
Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.
Flower says:Touch me not
Flower says:Touch me not Message says:Erase me not Time says:Waste me not And i say………… Forget me NoT
A Clear mind is a call
A clear mind is a call. A clear heart is a call. A clear soul is a call. A clear body is a call. A clear goal is a call.
Golden words from shakespeare
Golden words from shakespeare: “Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation… & don’t go to ur friend in happiness without invitation.
Hasino ko banaana chhod de
Nazre na hoti to nazaara na hota, duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota, hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de, jaake khuda se kaho ke hasino ko banaana chhod de
Prepaid girlfriend
Do you know the meaning of these things: 1.Girlfriend 2.Lover 3.Wife 4.EX Girlfriend Very simple: 1:Prepaid 2:Postpaid 3:Lifetime 4:Missed Call
Thinking of U this lovely morning
Thinking of U this lovely morning As the sun starts shining is the perfect beginning. So my dear charming, here’s my good morning. Keep smiling morning till evening.
Why I miss u
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
sajde dil mein tarane bahutt hain
Sajde Dil Mein Tarane Bahutt Hain Zindagi Jine Ke Bahane Bahutt Hain Aap Sadaa Muskurate Rahiyaa Aap Ke Muskhurahat Ke Diwaane Bahut Hain
mari yaadon se bach nikley
Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley To Waada Hai Mera Tujhse. . . . Main Khud Duniya Se Keh Dunga Kami Meri Wafa Main Thi. . .!!
Har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati
Dil jab tutta hai to awaz nahe ati Har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati Ye to apne apne naseeb ki bat ha koi bhoolta he nahe Or kisi ko yad he nahe ati.
NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”
Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum
Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum, Tum bhul jao bhi to, Yaad dilayenge hum, Aisi shararat karenge hum ki, Na chahate hue bhi, Tumhe yaad ayenge hum.
Aisa kalyug aayega
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sirf ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad
Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad Halaak ho gaye Marnay k baad b Onki ongliyaan hilti rahin Investigation se pata chala k 1 k pas Djuice aur dosray k pas Ufone tha.
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
Phir Darpan Kyon Dekhe
Pani to pani hai, rang kyon dekhey, jam to jam hai, nasha kyon dekhey, Hum to Hum hai to phir darpan kyon dekhey..???
Phir pyaar kisse tum kehte ho
Phir pyaar kisse tum kehte ho, Khamoshi zuban ke lafzoon mein, Kuch posheeda si baton mein, Kuch chahat ki barsatein hai, En baton ko ham mudat se sene mein chpai baithe hai, Kuch payee bina kuch kho dena, Ye pyaar mein ham ne seekha hai, Suraj mein chand sitaroon mein,…
Sochne se hi khush rehte hain
Log kehte hain jo chup rehte wo gam sehte hain, Per shayad unhe ye pata nahi, Jo chup rehte hain, Wo kisi ko sochne se hi khush rehte hain.
Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai
Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai, Humne kaha dard kabool hai, Subne kaha is dard ke saath jee na paogay, Humne kaha teri dosti ki saath marna kabool hai.
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good??
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli Interviewer: Shut up Sardar : Keep Talking Interviewer: Get out Sardar : Come in Interviewer: Oh my God Sardar : Oh my Devil Interviewer: U…
Highly Disappointing Situations
Highly Disappointing Situations – . . 1. Your Best Friend Weds Your Lover..!!:'( . … 2. A Close Friend Avoiding Without Reason..!! ;( . 3. 10 Mark Question Asked For 2mark..!! 🙁 . 4. Principal Sitting Near You On Tour..!! 🙁 . 5. Xtremly Good Looking Guy/Girl Crossing You Wen…
if dreams weren’t dreams
if dreams weren’t dreams And dreams came true I wouldn’t be here, I’d be next to you. Distance is one thing that kept us apart but you will always remain in my heart.
Today is a beautiful day
A blind man was begging in New York with a board written “I’m blind,help me”.1 guy passing that side took his board and wrote something. From that time the blind man got heavy collection. Can u guess what did he write? He wrote “today is beautiful day but i can’t…
Sachche pyaar mein thoda sa shak
Mohabbaton mein zara si kasak zaroori hai Shikayaton ke gulon ki mahek zaroori hai Koi sawal karoon main tumse toh naaraz mat hona jaan Kyun ki sachche pyaar mein thoda sa shak zaroori hai
U just make my day
U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish i could start my day with u in my bed. I jusT luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my day, i love u NESCAFE!