Girl and boy lost in jungle
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
Kya zindagi hogi
Kya zindagi hogi Ek shayari woh kare ek shayari hum Salaame woh maarey Paise kamaye hum
Always study in front of a mirror
Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons: 1. It helps saving revision time. 2. He can keep a watch on himself. 3. He likes combined studies.
Mujh ko pukara hoga
Apne bistar mein buhat der se mein neem-daraz Sochti thi ke woh iss waqt kaha par hoga Mein yahan hoon magar uss kocha-e-rango-bo mein Roz ki tarah woh aaj bhi aaya hoga Aur jab ussne waha mujh ko na paya hoga App ko ilm hai woh aaj nahi aayi hain…
View a negative experience
View a negative experience in your life like how you look at a photo negative. A single negative can create an unlimited number of positive prints! Good Day!
The moon is calling you
Look…the moon is calling you!! See…the stars are shining for you!! Listen…the mosquito’s are singing to you!! Hear…my heart says: “Good night”
Mujhe neend aati hai
In the morning I Miss You, In the noon I Miss You, In the afternoon I Miss You, In the evening I Miss You, But at night Mujhe neend aati hai yaar…
My love for you
My love for you is like water, Falling countless… The beating of my heart For you is so heavy and soundless, The feeling of being in your arm is so Precious and endless.
Some battles have to be fought alone,
Some battles have to be fought alone, Some paths have to be crossed alone, So never be emotionally attached with anyone. You never know when you have to walk alone
Good Mrning ! open ur tinky minky eyes
open ur tinky minky eyes, stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY Good Morning
so many girls fall in love
‘So Many Girls Fall In Love With The Wrong Guys, Simply Because Wrong Guys Say The Right Things’
Love is an illusion
Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. – – – – – People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :p
Someday u may lose
Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
A Rose Rs7/-
A Rose Rs7/- A Card Rs.25/- A Lunch Rs.200/- Movie Rs.150/- But a Friend like “u” Is “priceless” Ziada uro mat Priceless bole to . . . . . “Muft” 🙂
kia hukm ha mere aqa?
Jin: kia hukm ha mere aqa ? PATHAN: aik shair suna do. JIN: hukm karien bakwas nahi main jin hun FARAZ nahi PATHAN: wah wah kia shair hy.
khilty phoolon ki rida ho jaye
Khilty Phoolon Ki Rida Ho Jaye Itni Hasaas Hawa Ho Jaye Maangty Hi Haath Par Khushyan Rakh Dy Itna Meherban Aap Pr KHUDA Ho Jaye. (Ameen)
What’s an average 6 inch long…
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive
kitab-e-dil me jo nafrat ka deeb rahta tha
Kitab-e-dil me jo nafrat ka baab rakhta tha, Wo chahton ka mukamal hisaab rkhta tha, Faraib deta raha dil lagi k pardon me, Wo shakhs chehray pe kitny naqab rakhta tha, Kahan tlash kro gy tm mujsa shaks, K apni zaat se zayada tera khayal rkhta tha…:-(
A man asked Sardarji
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Hum khush hai
Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye nahi kehte ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.
wo zalim mare dil me rhe kar vi mera na bana
Tu Wo Zalim Jo Dil Me Reh Kar Vi Mera Na Ban Saka, Aur Dil Wo Kaafir Jo Mujh Mein Reh Kar Vi Tera Ho Gaya, Sambhala Tha Bahut Dil Ko Hamne Aye Fahmi, Ki Teri Yaad Na Aye, Par Ankhon Mein Tera Chehra Kho Gaya
Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye
Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye, . . Jab kOi Mushkil Par Jaye, tO, tO, tO, ,, ??? (“.) JL tO Me Kya KrOon? “KAM KYUN KRTY HO AYSY 😉
Ladkiyan badal jaati hai
Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha. 2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya. 3Rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha. Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!
Nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena
Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena, Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena. Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena.
Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum
Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum, Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum, Phool to khubsurat hote hai, Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.
Tanhai aakar ye pooch jati hai
Subah aati hai rula jati hai, Shaam aati hai samjha jati hai, Tanhai aakar ye pooch jati hai, Kya unhe bhi tumhari yaad aati hai.
Dosti to sirf ek ittefaq hai
Dosti to sirf ek ittefaq hai, Ye to dilon ki mulakat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti, din hai ki raat hai, Isme to sirf wafadari aur jasbaat hota hai!
6 Inch ka hai.
6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera… . LG KG 195
khanjer nahi dekha
Yaaron ki mohabbat ka yaqeen kar liya main ne Phoolon mein chupaya huwa khanjer nahi dekha.
Dares to fight
If victory is certain then even a coward can fight, But the real brave is the one who still dares to fight when his defeat is certain.
