Women Logic :
Women Logic : . . > If He Is Not Online, He Must Be With That Bitch..!! . . . . > If He Is Online, He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch..!!
Dear girls
Dear girls . . . . . . putting “Princess”, “Angel”, “Sweet” in your facebook profile name dosent realy make you one. 😛
Ye dost bhi baray ajeeb hotay hen;
Ye dost bhi baray ajeeb hotay hen; Dene per aayen t Jaan or Lene per aayen to Hansi tak cheen len, Kehne per aayen to dil kay saray raaz khol den, chupane per aayen to ye tak na batayen kay khafa Quen hen, Naraz hone per aayen to saans tak…
Girlzs b4 going 2 party.
Girlzs b4 going 2 party…. Facial Bleach Waxing Hair …Curlin Threading Scrubing Moisturising done &puts on Lipstik Lipgloss Lipliner Perfume Body toner Body lotion Eye liner Eye shadow Eye maskara Foundation Face powder Rings Bracelets Neckless Nail paint Nail shadow and Says- “Yar, jald baazi me kuch kia hi ni,…
Aakhri khahish
Judge: Aakhri khahish batao? Mujrim: Apki Beti se Shadi, 1 Mobile Nokia N73, 5 Karor Rupy, U.S.A ka VIZA, 2 Saal ka Haneymoon, 6,7 Bache jo aap ko Nana or muje Papa kahen, Or main un sab ki shadi karwa dun, us k baad aap jo Fesla do Mujhe Manzor…
A cow was kept for viva.
A cow was kept for viva. School student: Its a cow. College student: Perhaps this is a cow. University Student: This may be cow or a hypopigmented buffalo. PHD Student: This may be a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant with congenital anomalies. Moral: The more you study, the more…
Girls and boys in Exam
7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall: 1. Write 2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears 3. Again Write 4. Chnge d Empty Refill 5. Again Write 6. Ask for Extra Sheet 7. Again Keep Writing Seven things Boys do in an Exam Hall: 1. Count d No of Girls 2.…
Yaad Se Le Jana Baji
Ek Larki Dupatta Rangwane Gayi. Larka: Baji Is Ko Kesa Rang Dun ..? Larki: Is ko Kaisa Rang Dun Ke Na Safed Ho Na Kala Na Laal Ho Na Gulabi Na Peela Ho Na Narangi Na Neela Ho Na Aasmani Na Jamni Ho Na Harra Ho. Aur Haan Mein Ye…
limit of telling a lie ???
What is the maximum limit of telling a lie ??? . . . . A Chinese Girl looking into the mirror and singing… . . . “”Mere Mast Mast Do Nain””
Chup Chap Palat Ja
Chup Chap Palat Ja , Meri Dehleez Sy Wapis… Ay Mohabbat . . . Dastak Tery Hathon Ki , Mera Ghar Dobara Na Jala Day . . . !!
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW …. :p
What is similarity between Bill Gates and me? Don’t know?? He never comes to my house and I never go to his house EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW …. :p
A REAL RELATIONSHIP
A REAL RELATIONSHIP Has Fights, Trust, Faith, Tears, Pain, Argument, Patience, Secrets, Jealousy n Love … ♥ ♥
Formulas must be on finger tips
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my master told me that: “Formulas must be on finger tips. 😛
Englishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa””nnn
Boy To his Punjabii Girl Friend Honey your my world your my life i cant leave with out you I m noting with out you vll you Marry Me Punajabi Girl Oye hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Englishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa””nnn
No 1 Be-Izzati:
No 1 Be-Izzati: 1 Larka Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha, Cycle Ka Tyre Bhens K Gobar K Beech Me Se Guzra Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Theen, Unhon Ne Taaliyan Baja K Kaha: Happy Birth Day 2 U… Larka Ruka Or Jawab Diya: Khali Taali Bajanay Se Kaam Nahi Chalega, Aa…
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word… … “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her__!…”:D:
ZAKOOTA JIN” nahi dekha
Ejazat ho to tery chehray ko g bhar k daikh loon “DoSt” kafi din se ankhon ne “ZAKOOTA JIN” nahi dekha….
If animal have Fb..
If animal have Fb.. these are most likely to b their status Cockroach: Managed to skip from some1,s foot step .. man, i lead a dangerous life style =p Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her father ..what should i tell her ?? i don,t even remember..:D Chicken…
Unknown call..
Unknown call.. He: do u have a bf? She: yes, who are u? He: I’m your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!/:):D=D Another unknown call He : do u have a bf ? She : no no I don’t He : what ? :O I’m ur bf ,…
Gina Hi Nahi Tha
Mujhay Bhi Pata Tha K Log Badal Jaate Hein . . . Magar … Meine Kabhi Tumhay Logon Mein Gina Hi Nahi Tha
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna .. .. .. .. k .. .. .. .. .. cream biscuit main cream hoti hai lekin .. .. .. .. .. .. tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota..
kia yehi piar hay
Humne Un Ko Miss Call De Kr Apni Yaad Dilai “FARAZ” Unho Ne Msg Kr K Kaha . . . Keera Hai Kya? ( ‘.’)/’ Dekh Yar.! ) ( Kya Ye Hi L L Pyar hai…?
my feelings for you have never changed
From Monday to Sunday, From January To December, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !
my condition is very serious.
Please pray for me, my condition is very serious. I am getting day by day M0re Cute M0re good l0oking L0vely and smart and there is no cure of it
Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever high the sky may be….. Whatever wide the River may be…. Whatever green a tree may be….. just Remember…. IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!
BEAUTY TIP
BEAUTY TIP: If you want to protect your face from dust, sunrise and other such things, then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion with 7 years guarantee!
Smart Answers
Smart Answers Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Student: No, I’m John Smith… Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight. Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks? Son: No, only when I take exams… Guest: Will these stairs take…
you need to improve your vocabulary
When words are not enough to express your feelings, don’t think that you are in Love. It’s just that… you need to improve your vocabulary
Un se door janay ka
un se door janay ka irada to na tha , sada sath rehney ka bhi wada to na tha, wo yad aye ga ye jantay thay hum , par itna yad aye ga andaza to na tha
