Ek phool bhi na todh sake
Loog apna banake chod dete hai Rishta gairo se jod lete hai Hum to ek phool bhi na todh sake Loog to dil bhi todh dete hai.
Married and unmarried man
Married man live longer than a single man, But married man are lot more willing to die!
Sardarji & Librarian
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story” Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”
You are my soul
Teach me the secrete art how to win your Heart. from you I can depart But you have become my part. being you are my soul and you are my whole. My Life has become dry I am sure without you I will die.
Close your eyes
Close your eyes, Relax your body, And stop your breathing as long as you can… NOW BREATH… I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!
If a drop of water falls in lake
If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl. So choose the best place where you would shine.
Our friendship means a lot
Our friendship means a lot to me, That if we were the last people on a sinking ship and There’s only one life vest, I’ll..hm.. ah.. eh.. I’m gonna miss you for sure!
Kahi dekha hai
A fool looks in miror & thinks: Isko kahi dekha hai! After a while he remembers: Yeh toh wahi kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album mein meri biwi ke saath khada hai!
Why has god created gap between fingers..
Do u know why god has created gap between our fingers… So that….One who is made 4 us may come and fill those gaps 4ever.
Santa & Banta
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-
Milte woh is tarah hai
Woh aaj bhi hamse milkar muskuratein hai, Kisi mod pe rukkar apna haq jatatein hai, Hamne to unki ek jhalak pane ki umeed bhi nahi ki thi, Par milte woh is tarah hai Ki sari batein jubaan mein hi rehai jatein hain.
Whenever I miss you
Whenever I miss you, Stars falls down from the sky So any day if you find the sky empty, Don’t blame me! It’s all your fault, You made me Miss You So Much!!
You have lost a diamond
Never take some one for granted, Hold every person close to your Heart Because you might wake up one day and realise That you have lost a diamond While you were too busy collecting stones
Kursi nahi hai
Husband apni biwi ke office gaya toh usne dekha ke uski biwi boss ki godi mein baithi dictation le rahi thi. Husband: Chalo aajao, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
If you are alone
If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
How can a Sardar kill a lion?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me.
Wo Hamara Hota
Umar Bhar Chaha k Zamen-o-Aasman Hamara Hota Kash K Khwahishon Ka B Koi Kinara Hota Ye Soch K Us MUSAFIR Ko Roka Hi Nhi Door Jata Hi Q Agr Wo Hamara Hota.
Sari Duayein Tujhe Deta Hoon
Apne sare gham mujhe dedo, Mein sari khushiyan tujhe deta hoon, Jo sochi thi kabhi khud ke liye, Wo sari duayein tujhe deta hoon.
Machchhar ki kasam
Purani haweli ke band pade kamre ki dhool bhari tasveer ke peeche lage jaale me fasi makdi ki poonchpar baithe machchhar ki kasam, I MISS U!
Kanjoosi ka award
Jab Kabhi kanjoosi ka award diya jayega, Aapka naam sabse pehle liya jayega, Ghalti se bhi ab sms na kardena, Varna award haath se nikal jayega!!
He was dead
Lawyer: “And what did he do then?” Witness: “He came home, and next morning he was dead.” Lawyer: “So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?”
Koi dard, dard nahi lagta
Iss dard ke baad koi dard, dard nahi lagta, Ke shiddat-e-dard kinteha hoti hai mohabbat, Nahi uthti woh aankhen phir kisi pe, Ke jin ankhon mein fanna hoti hai mohabbat, Umar bhar jin ka azzala na kar paaye, Bas ek aisi hi khata hoti hai mohabbat, Jo mil jaye toh…
Ek yahi kissa
Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka, Ek yahi kissa mashoor hai zindagi ka, Beete huye pal kabhi laut kar nahi aate, Yahi sabse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka.
Kindness in words
Kindness in words Create confidence… Kindness in thinking Create profoundness… Kindness in giving Create love…
Girl makes him stupid in 2 mins
Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs, but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 mins.
Aaj Light Khana hai!
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Because I Know I Miss You
My Heart Is Missing You And I Wonder… Do You Miss Me Too? I Hope That You Do, Because I Know I Miss You.
Rule of love
There is no rule of love that it has to be happens only once But the rule is that wen it happens the loved one shouldn’t be hurt!
That’s my friend
I may not be the most important person in your life But i just hope that one day when you hear my name you would just smile & say hey! Thats my friend.
