Sab do din ke masti hai
Apne husn par itna guroor na kar Sab do din ke masti hai Tera husn bhi tab tak hay kayam Jab tak fair & lovely sasti hay
Baat Din Ki Nahi Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai
Baat Din Ki Nahi Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai, Ghar Hai Kacha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai, Tere Tohfey Ne To Bas Khoon K Aansu He Diye, Zindagi Ab Teri Soghaat Se Dar Lagta Hai, Pyar Ko Chor Kar Tum Aur Koi Baat Karo, Ab Mujhe Pyar Ki…
Sardar and Friend
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Par gam nehi hai
Har bar niche raheta hu main, Par gam nahi hai kyuki geherai khojta hu main, Har bar pichhe raheta hu main, Par gam nahi hai kyuki ulta chalta hu main, Har bar haar jata hu main, Par gam nahi hai kyuki sahi rahata hu main, Har bar late aata hu…
Yeh kya hai
Father Asked Him: Yeh kya hai? Santa Replies: Teacher ke paas stars khatam ho gaye thay iss liye unhone mujhe aande de diye.
SMS karke paap karta hun
Mandir mein jap karta hun, Masjid mein addab karta hun, Insaan se kabhi bhagwan na ban jaun, Isliye roj tumko SMS karke paap karta Hun.
Teri yaadon ke saath jaana hoga
Ab aansuon ko aankhon mein sajana hoga, Chiragh bhuj gaye, khud ko hi jalaana hoga, Na samjhna ke tumse door rehkar khush hoon, Lekin humein logon ki khaatir muskuraana hoga, Phir shaam dhal gayee, tum ayye na aaj bhi, Dil ko aaj phir umeedoon se behlaana hoga, Yeh bhee maloom…
Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
A good companion
A good companion is not like the rain, Which comes and goes. Its like the air, Some time very quite, But constantly hanging around.
SMS everyday
Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
Devdas ban ke dekh
Pata hai mohabbat mein bahut gam milte hai Kya kare har gam sehna padte hai Agar nahi hai kisi ko mohabbat To aye devdas ke uppar hasne wale Khud devdas ban ke dekh…
Agar hum ek aansu hote
Agar hum ek aansu hote, Toh aapki ankho se hokar apke honthon pe marna pasand karte, Aur agar aap meri aankho ke aansu hote, Toh waada hai mere dost hum umar bhar nahi rote.
Milk and orange juice
John: What food u feed ur new born baby? Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice. John: Oh my… Which side is orange juice?
Umeed na rakhna kisi sey..
Umeed na rakhna kisi sy sachy pyar ki, ” Faraz ” Aksr dokha dety hain toot kr chahny waly.
1 line main bool biwi chahiye
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Sirf ek hichki se aapke dil ko hila sakte hain hum
Aap paas raho ya dur, Dil se dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain hum. Na khat ke na telephone ke mohtaz hain, Sirf ek hichki se aapke dil ko hila sakte hain hum
Mujhe pata hai
Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi usse pasand karte ho, Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai, Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho, Toh woh BHONK-BHONK kar ke apna Pyaar jatati hai.
Death
Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?” Witness: “By death.” Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
Intezar wahi rahega
Yado ka ye karwa hamesha rahega, Door jate huye bhi pyaar wohi rahega, Maaf karna mil nahi paye aapse magar, Yekin rakhna en aankhon mein intezar wohi rahega.
Bekhudi ki jindagi
Bekhudi ki jindagi hum jiya nahi karte, Jaam dusro se chhen ke hum piya nehi karte, Unko mohabbat hai tho aake izhar kare, Peecha hum bhi kisi ka kiya nahi karte.
Aankhon ki baat
Ishq karnewale Aankhon ki baat samajh lete hai, Sapno mein yaar aaye Toh usse mulakat samajh lete hai, Roo ta to aasman bhi hai Apni zameen ke liye, Yeh to log hi usse barsaat samajh lete hai.
Work hard till U succeed!!!
When U win in ur first attempt people say its luck, But if U win after a defeat they say as hard work. Work hard till U succeed!!!
U get close to my heart
U came from no where, n in no time got close… not 2 me, but to my heart.
Don’t play with my life
Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. – Sardar says 2 mosquito.
Definition of love
Love is like want Appears one after the other One satisfy other replace it But resources r limited.
If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..? Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..? Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..? Wud U Add “Too” If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?
Friend like me
You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
What upset you?
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?” Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’” Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?” Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Ajeeb itafak tha
Unke galli say gujra ajeeb itafak tha, Unke galli say gujra ajeeb itafak tha, Unhone fuul feka sala gamala bhi sath tha.
