Santa found answer
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Friend like you.
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.
Work hard till U succeed!!!
When U win in ur first attempt people say its luck, But if U win after a defeat they say as hard work. Work hard till U succeed!!!
Fall in love once
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that’s not true. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
This heart always belongs 2 u
Heart changes, I know they do… but this heart always belongs 2 u. Heart hurts, I know they do… but this heart hurts more without u.
Ulte latka do
Inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Santa: Mere pair upar aur shir neeche kar ke faansi de do!
It takes a lot of guts
Each of us has his own fear but Sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don’t be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.
Oye! higher studies yaar
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
I’d love u the best
I do believe that god above Created me for you to love. He picked you out among the rest Because he knows I’d love you the best.
Ye kudha ishq na karna
Ye kudha ishq na karna, Thu bhi dhokha khayega, Ye kudha ishq na karna, Thu bhi dhokha khayega, Hum toh marke tere paas ayenge, Batha thu kaha jayega.
Missing someone gets easier every day
Missing someone gets easier every day, Because even though it’s one day further, From the last time you saw each other, It’s one day closer to the next time you will.
There are two things in life
There are two things in life, That are more painful than death, One is when ur luv loves U and doesn’t tell U, Other is when ur luv doesn’t love U, And tells U!!!
Picture look old
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
Trains schedule
Said to a railroad engineer: What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The reply from the railroad engineer: How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?
Serve without dressing
Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa. Banta shouts: Whatâ?Ts this? Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha “Serve hot without dressing.”
Sardar and servant
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Do Hi Manzilain Hain
.+””+.+””+.+””+.’+. ‘ ‘ .+” ‘ .+’ “+.+” “+.+” Dil Ki Raahon Main Do Hi Manzilain Hain faraz Ya Dil Main Utar Jana. Ya Dil Se Utar Jana.
Umar bhar ki khushi
Aap ki 1 Miss Call ek din ki khushi, Aap ki 1 SmS 1 week ki khushi, Aap ki 1 call 1 month ki khushi, Aap ki 1 mulaquaat 1 year ki khushi, Aur aap ka pyaar umar bhar ki khushi.
Tumhari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumhari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye, Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye, Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye, Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!
Roses are red
Before Marriage: Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, Oh My Darling I Love You. After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I have Flu, You Are My Headache I Will Kill You…
Kabar ki mitti bhi de dete
Majburi kya hai unhone batai toh hoti, Judai ki baat yun sunai na hoti, Kabar ki mitti bhi de dete hum unhe, Mari maut ki khwahish jatai toh hoti.
Har gali mai ek Mumtaz
Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho, Dil mile na mile haath milate raho, Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga, Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho.
SMS doesn’t mean only, short messaging service
SMS doesn’t mean only, short messaging service But it also means, “Some Moments Shared” with loved ones.
The smile is like a Simcard
The simle is like a Simcard & Life is like a Cellphone. Whenever u insert the Simcard of a Smile, a beautiful day is activated. KEEP SMILING
Mere papa bahut darpok hain
Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child – jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !
You have stolen my heart
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always.
Love is life enjoy it
Love is life enjoy it in silence, It is the vehicle without licence, Volume of love is very high, I will keep it alive untill i die.
Kill for nothing
I am a killer, I kill people for money….. But because you are my friend, I’ll kill you for nothing!
