Both make noise
Question: What do women and police cars have in common? Ans: They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
College life Ver 1.1
Midnight coffee, Long chat, Birthday bumps, Bunking classes, Crush on pal, Fight marks, Tears 4 love, Just every thing, People call it college. We call it life…
Ek Sardar
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
Duniya mein hum khush naseeb hong
Woh waqt woh lamhe kuch ajeeb honge Duniya mein hum khush naseeb honge Door se jab itna yaad karte hai aapko Kya hoga jab aap hamare kareeb honge
Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota
Ae Dost Itna To Yaad Kiya Hota, Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Bhej Diya Hota, Kaise Jeete Hein Teri Yaad Mein, Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota
Dekha nahi tanhai main tumne kabhi usko…
Dekha nahi tanhai main tumne kabhi usko bichray huay logon ko woh roya bhi buhat hai kuch tujhko mohabbat pe yaqin tha na wafa pe Kuch dukh meri taqdeer main likha bhi buhat hai
MMS Day
Today is MMS day: MMS means: = MAKE MONKEYS SMILE = Iâ?Tve done my part..
Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe
Jo gadha bhi na khaye wo ghas ho tum Nalayak paji aur badmas ho tum Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe Par mere liye bahut khas ho tum.
Yahan kisi ko kisi se mohabat nahi
Nigahain milakar badal jane wali, Mujhe tujse koi sikayat nahi, Yeh duniya badi sangdil hai, Yahan kisi ko kisi se mohabat nahi
Pani ne to sirf jalaya
Pani ne to sirf jalaya dil to ab tak pyas mein jiya hai kanton ne to sirf khoon bahaya Dard to hume phoolo ne diya hai.
Pal pal tarse the uss pal k liye
Pal pal tarse the uss pal k liye, Pal aaya bhi to kuch pal k liye, Socha tha usse zindagi ka ek hasin pal banalenge, Par wo pal ruka bhi to ek pal k liye.
Ek hara vala dena!
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haa’ replies shop owner. Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Keep in touch so that…
Frnd’s may “meet”. Frnd’s may “scatter”. But if hearts r “loyal”, Distances nvr “matter”. Keep in touch so tht our Frnship grows “better”.
HELLO:
HELLO: The World “Hello” means H = How r u? E = Everything all right? L = Like 2 hear from U. L = Love 2 C U soon. O = obviously, I miss u!
Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai
Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai, Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai, Hum toh kabse nashe mein dub jaane ko tayyar hai, Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai.
Philosophy of life..
At the beginning of relationship, Every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow alphabets get reversed..
I’m sharing all with u
Early this morning god gave me 3 baskets full of Love + happiness + peace of mind and told me 2 share them with ppl dear 2 me. I’m sharing all with u. Good morning!
I will show u the way
When ever u feel sad.. When ever u think life is impossible Just tell me I will hold ur hand take you to the bridge And show u way to jump
Never Blame any Day In Your Life.
Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God’s Blessings.
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?” Sardarji keheta hai, “Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga
Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga, Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki, Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga.
Hum bhi hain ujray huay shehar ki misal
Hum bhi hain ujray huay shehar ki misal Ankhain bata rahi hain k veran tum bhi ho
Phonebook Dilemma
Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
Is duniya se ravana hua!
Ghungat mein tujhe dekha, To deewana hua, Sangeet ka tarana hua, Masti ka mastana hua, Jaise hie ghungat uthaya, Is duniya se ravana hua!
Yaar armstrong tum mujeh nechey hii bhool gay
Niel armstrong chand per gaya aur kaha Oh jiss ki qabar banani thi wo to zameen per hii reh gya Itney mien apka phone aaya Neil armstrong ko… Yaar armstrong tum mujeh nechey hii bhool gay.
Tujh ko khafa bhi na kar sake
Bichhre toh qurbaton ki dua bhi na kar sake, Ab ke tujhe supurd-e-khuda bhi na kar sake, Khush bhi na rakh sake tujhe hum apni chaah mein, Acchi tarah se tujh ko khafa bhi na kar sake.
Kabhi khud se juda na hone deta
Kabhi khud se juda na hone deta Agar gul janta khushbu ki kimat
Sardar to girlfriend
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai? Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Pyar ek ahsaas hai
Kisi ko kisi ke dil se nikala nahi jata, paas bula ke phir dur bhagaya nahi jata, Kyun samajte nahi hai ye loog ki, Pyar ek ahsaas hai jo dil se hataya nahi jata
Suraj ka zamin se milan
Dekha hai suraj ka zamin se milan, Milne ke liye woh khud ko dubo deta hai, Par uski judai mein aasman, Duniya ko andhere mein sama deta hai.