The longest toilet
Which is the longest toilet in the world? Simple Jammu se Kanyakumari Railway Line.
Kya baat karte ho papa
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Sms bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho
Sms bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahin, dusron ka bheja huwa hi bhejte ho!!
Feel good
Feel good when somebody misses you, Feel better when somebody loves you, Feel best when somebody never forgets you.
Earth may stop rotating
Earth may stop rotating Birds may stop flying Candles may stop melting Fishes may stop swimming Heart may stop breathing But i will never stop Missing you
I crave to feel your touch
I opened up a box one day What treasures did i find, Letters and some photographs Of days we left behind I drifted back to yesterday The thought was oh, so clear For just a moment, anyway It felt like you were here I smile when i think of you…
Yeh kaun si istail hai
Chehre pe aapke gajab ki ismael hai “Suna hai aapke pas mobile hai” Aur usme SMS ki moti file hai “Phir bhi SMS nahi karte yeh kaun si istail hai”?
Carry my cross
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
Na karon yad
Na karo yad tumhain To ulajh jata houn Sanson se!! . . Samjh Nahi Aata Zindagi sanson se hai; Yaa teri yaad se………
Kash ye dil apne Ikhtiyar
Kash ye dil apne ””’Ikhtiyar main hota,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Na kisi ki yad ati ,,,,,,,, Na kisi se pyar hota……….
Tumhara Zarf hay tumko Mohabbat Bhool Jaty hay
Tumhara Zarf hay tumko Mohabbat Bhool Jaty hay Hamay tu jis ny bhi hans kar pukara hamay wo yaad Rehta hay
Sari umar apna
Sari umar apna banate rahe phir be hamare nahi howy Pata nahi kon si wo Mohbat thi jo hum de na sake,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Ap ko mri kon si
Ap ko mri kon si adat zehr lagti hy? jis pe apka mera gala dabane ko dil karta hai? . . . . Reply krne wala apni maut ka khud zimmedar hoga.
” Tujh” se ” milne ” ko
” Tujh ”se ” milne ” ko kbhi hum jo ””’Machal””’ jate hain to ” khayalon”mein ” bahot ” door ” nikal ” jaty han Gar ” wafaon mein”sadaqat ” bhi ho ”shidat” bhi Phir to ” ehsaas” se ” pathar ” bhi ”pighal ” jate hain ”nashy mein hon…
Main apne daman
Maim apne dama mein chupa loon tujhko. Dil karta hai apna bana loon tujhko. Maar k bhi na toote ye rishta Hamara. is tarha se apni Rooh mein sama loon tujhko. Apni Baahon mein is tarah se le lon. K phir na baahon se nikalon tujhko. Tere pyar ne mujhe…
I can Prove,
I can Prove, that My Friends are Perfect: BECAUSE,,,,, I’M The Best Example Of their Choice:):) Taliyaaaa………
Wo mujh sy aksar ek hi Sawal
Wo Mujh sy aksar ek hi sawal Poochta hai, Tum Mujhy Itna Piyar Kyun karty ho,,,,,,,,,, koi ja kar bata dy usko k ”ZINDAGI” kis ko Piyari nahi hoti.
muhabbat
Raaz keh dete hain nazuk se ishare aksaar, Itne hassas muhabbat ki zabaan hote hai.. .
Agar himmat ho to jawaab do
Agar himmat ho to jawaab do…. Kya aap ko pagalpan ke daure aane band ho gaye hai kya?
Par tum nahi…
Patte gir sakte hai ped nahi, suraj doob sakta hai aasman nahi dharti sukh sakti hai darya nahi, dunya sudhar sakti hai par tum nahi.
Sardar talking on cell
Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi se… 2ND : Itne… pyaar se? 1ST : Tumhari hai…
Bin tere aab raha nahin jata
Kya likhun likha nahin jata, Bin tere aab raha nahin jata, Kya bebasi kya bekhudi, Ji rahi hun magar jiya nahin jata.
We make them cry
We make them cry who care for us, And we cry for them who never care for us, And we care for them who never cry for us, Its the truth of life.
Because I miss you always
You must be a good runner, Because you are always running in my mind, You must be a good thief, Because you have stolen my heart, And I am always a bad shooter, Because I miss you always.
Friend
Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.
Sunny day
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!
Ati hai kbhi kbhi…
Ati hai kbhi kbhi… Chupke se… Khamoshi se… Rat mai… Barsat mai… Anjane mai… Verane mai… Kis liye? Kis k lye? Kis ki khatir? Kya btane? Kya smjhane? Kya hai ye? ik ehsas… ik pyas… Phir b achi Lgti hai, anjani c… Begani c… Khubsurat c… Tumhari Yad””
E-mail & Fe-mail
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”
Har duwa kabul nahi hoti…
Har duwa kabul nahi hoti, Har aarju puri nahi hoti, Jinke dil me aap jaise log rahete ho, Unke liye dhadkan bhi jaruri nahi hoti.
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Zid apni na chhodi Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim Tumne sms karna chhod diya