Kill for nothing
I am a killer, I kill people for money….. But because you are my friend, I’ll kill you for nothing!
Who is lecturer
Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer? Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.
Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya….?
Boy: Chalti hai kya 9 se 12….? * Girl: Chal…..:) * Boy: Kahan….???? … * Girl: Principal ke paas….. * Boy: Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya….? * Girl: Bewakuf Chutti mangne…. 😀
Youn na khainch apni…
Youn na khainch apni tarf mujhay bay-bas kr k, K khud se b bichar jaon or ‘tu’ b na milay…
Usse ek bar milade
Dil mere seene se chura raha hai koi Dur hokar bhi yaad aa raha hai koi, Ae khuda mujhe usse ek bar milade, Intezar mere liye kar raha hai koi.
Teri khushi meri jaan hai
Teri muskurahat meri pehchan hai, Teri khushi meri jaan hai, Kuch bhi nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le, Ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai.
Report card
Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son. Santa: Madam report kab dengi aap. Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.
Yaad na aaye tumhe
Meri pehchan bas nam hi sahi, Yaad na aaye tumhe itne badnam toh nahi, Hume bhul jana majburi hi sahi, Magar sachmuch bhool jao yeh zaruri toh nahi.
Hum aapke bin reh nahi sakte
Apne dil ki baat unse keh nahi sakte, Bin kahe bhi ji nahi sakte, Ae Khuda aisi takdir bana, Woh humse khud akar kahe, ‘HUM’ Aapke bina reh nahi sakte.
Brain is a master piece
Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!
Nominee for best friend
The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because I have you!
Great boxer
Great boxer said, Sometimes words are not enough . . . . . A punch is necessary 😛
“She’z Fine..!”
Awesome Question Wid A Cute Answer: Sm1 Asked A Boy “Howz Ur Life..?” He Smiled N Answered “She’z Fine..!” ♥
Tum Ko De Di Hai Ishaaron Me Ijaazat main ne
Tum Ko De Di Hai Ishaaron Me Ijaazat main ne Maangne Se Na Milooon Gar, To Curaa Lo Mujh Ko
Practice makes man
Practice makes man prefect:), Den wat about Women???? … any guesses???? She is born perfect,,, . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: moral voral kuch nahi, Bas ladkiyon ko Accha lage,,,,,, Isi liye post kar diya 😀 🙂
1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years:
1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years: Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe . 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. The Pope died. Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe . 3. Australia…
Shakespeare Said
Shakespeare Said If There is a Single Dollar in Your Pocket Then . . . . . . . . . Convert it Into Pakistani Currency & Buy a Pepsi of Rs. 65 Te 20 Rupy De Pakore v Le Lena.:)))
Women Logic :
Women Logic : . . > If He Is Not Online, He Must Be With That Bitch..!! . . . . > If He Is Online, He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch..!!
Dear girls
Dear girls . . . . . . putting “Princess”, “Angel”, “Sweet” in your facebook profile name dosent realy make you one. 😛
Ye dost bhi baray ajeeb hotay hen;
Ye dost bhi baray ajeeb hotay hen; Dene per aayen t Jaan or Lene per aayen to Hansi tak cheen len, Kehne per aayen to dil kay saray raaz khol den, chupane per aayen to ye tak na batayen kay khafa Quen hen, Naraz hone per aayen to saans tak…
Girlzs b4 going 2 party.
Girlzs b4 going 2 party…. Facial Bleach Waxing Hair …Curlin Threading Scrubing Moisturising done &puts on Lipstik Lipgloss Lipliner Perfume Body toner Body lotion Eye liner Eye shadow Eye maskara Foundation Face powder Rings Bracelets Neckless Nail paint Nail shadow and Says- “Yar, jald baazi me kuch kia hi ni,…
Aakhri khahish
Judge: Aakhri khahish batao? Mujrim: Apki Beti se Shadi, 1 Mobile Nokia N73, 5 Karor Rupy, U.S.A ka VIZA, 2 Saal ka Haneymoon, 6,7 Bache jo aap ko Nana or muje Papa kahen, Or main un sab ki shadi karwa dun, us k baad aap jo Fesla do Mujhe Manzor…
A cow was kept for viva.
A cow was kept for viva. School student: Its a cow. College student: Perhaps this is a cow. University Student: This may be cow or a hypopigmented buffalo. PHD Student: This may be a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant with congenital anomalies. Moral: The more you study, the more…
Girls and boys in Exam
7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall: 1. Write 2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears 3. Again Write 4. Chnge d Empty Refill 5. Again Write 6. Ask for Extra Sheet 7. Again Keep Writing Seven things Boys do in an Exam Hall: 1. Count d No of Girls 2.…
Yaad Se Le Jana Baji
Ek Larki Dupatta Rangwane Gayi. Larka: Baji Is Ko Kesa Rang Dun ..? Larki: Is ko Kaisa Rang Dun Ke Na Safed Ho Na Kala Na Laal Ho Na Gulabi Na Peela Ho Na Narangi Na Neela Ho Na Aasmani Na Jamni Ho Na Harra Ho. Aur Haan Mein Ye…
limit of telling a lie ???
What is the maximum limit of telling a lie ??? . . . . A Chinese Girl looking into the mirror and singing… . . . “”Mere Mast Mast Do Nain””
Chup Chap Palat Ja
Chup Chap Palat Ja , Meri Dehleez Sy Wapis… Ay Mohabbat . . . Dastak Tery Hathon Ki , Mera Ghar Dobara Na Jala Day . . . !!
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW …. :p
What is similarity between Bill Gates and me? Don’t know?? He never comes to my house and I never go to his house EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW …. :p
A REAL RELATIONSHIP
A REAL RELATIONSHIP Has Fights, Trust, Faith, Tears, Pain, Argument, Patience, Secrets, Jealousy n Love … ♥ ♥
Formulas must be on finger tips
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my master told me that: “Formulas must be on finger tips. 😛
