kaisy kahy……
Suno…! Kese kahen tum ko, Tumhare bin adhure hain. Na koi pyas hai baqi Na koi dard uthta hai. Haan…! Magr EHSAS baqi hai k, Tmhare bin adhure hai
Dunya khatm ho jaye gi…..
Ek pathan dosre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi Dusra pathan: Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy
Award winning answr
Quiz me final sawaal poocha gya? “tum kisi bhot beautiful larki k andar kia dekhna pasand krte ho???” . . Award winning answr: “Apna BACHHA”!
Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ?
Son to Papa: Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ? Papa: Nothing Son, She asked For Lipstick, but i Gave Her, ELFi… Hahahahaha maar taa’li:-D
Main “KAANCH” ki tarha Hoon Mujhey Gira na Dena..!!
Bhaley Wafa Ka Sila na Dena, Magr Mujhe Yun Bhula na Dena, Zara Sambhal k Rakhna Meri “CHAHAT” Ko, Main “KAANCH” ki tarha Hoon Mujhey Gira na Dena..!!!
ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki?
Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese? Beta Q k aap aisa ker nahi sakte…
Jindgai khubsurat hai
Jindgai khubsurat hai sabhi ke liye ho ye jaroori toh nahi, Ek ke dil mein pyaar, aur doosre ke dil mein hai hi nahi, kisi ko man mein basana har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi, pyaar kisi se iss kadar bhi hota hai, kabhi socha hi nahi, Iss kdar…
Dewaana dil pe kaboo pa na sake
Apna pyaar ko chupa na sake Dewaana dil pe kaboo pa na sake Aaj itne karib se guzar gaye wo Phir bhi unke hath hum tham na sake!
Wife & Mobile
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai. Donoo he naey achay lagty hai. Donoo ko charge karna parta hai.
Har baat yaad aayegi
Yaad karoge toh har baat yaad aayegi, Suhane waqt ki mauj ruk jayegi, Dhoodoge agar hamse behtar dost koi, Nigah door tak jayegi aur laut aayegi.
Teri bewaffai ki chot se
Nikal ke unke dil se hum mehfil mein aa baithe hai, Hamari mushkil yeh hai ke badi mushkil mein aa baithe hai, Ladkhadane lage hai hum teri bewaffai ki chot se, Log kehte hai pee ke sare mehfil mein aa baithe hai.
Grilfriend is like fena washing powder
Friendship is like a priya gold (Hak se mango) Love is like a pepsi (Yeh dil mange more) And girlfriend is like Fena washing powder (Pehle istemal karo phir biswas karo)
Rang kaala kanre ka mantar
Hugli Hugli Dugli DUgli Bugli Bugli Ugly Ugly Stopppppppppp!! – – – – Don’t laugh! yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya….. Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA…
Switched off
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!” Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!
Unki tarif karne ke liye
Hamesha chorata rahaa lafaz, Unki tarif karne ke liye, Lekin jab khud likhne laga Toh mujhe mile na lafaz Unki tarif karne ke liye.
Naseeb apna banale mujh ko
Apne hathoun ki lakeero mein basa le mujh ko Mein hoon tera to naseeb apna banale mujh ko Mujh se tu poochne aayi hai wafa ke mani Yeh teri sada dilli maar na dale mujh ko
Naya detergent…
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…
Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi
Pa lbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi, Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi, Tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi, Kyon ki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi.
Tanha dekh saraab ko
Yun toh peete hai hum bahot aehteyaam se, Par pee li hai aaj humne bahot tere naam se, Ise aadat mat samajhna yeh majboori hai meri, Milte hai roz jindagi humein har ek jaam se, Gum se nazar mili toh ghabra ke pee gaye, Khusi thodi si mili toh mila…
Sleepless…
Do u know why people say that u don’t feel sleepy when u r in LOVE? Coz for the first time u find Reality more beautiful than ur Dreams
Suraj raat ko kaha jata hai
Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.
Sorry for the inconvenience
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Dena khuch chaho to bus muskura dena
Dunya badal jaye gi tum na badalna Mushkilo main ho jab bhi yaad humain kar lena Mange bhi aap se to kiya mangein Dena khuch chaho to bus muskura dena
Mehsoos karo
Suno! Mehsoos karo, Badal ki Garaj, Bijli ki chamak, Barish ki ek ek bond, Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar Keh rahi hai, **Ab toh naha lo**
Rishte na ho to dil jalta ha
Roshni ho to diya jalta hai, Shama ho to parwana jalta hai.. Rishte na ho to dil jalta hai, Aap jaise saathi ho to zamana jalta hai..
Yaadein meri
Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do Yaadein meri, magar… Kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein!
Kuch pehchaan baaki hai
Kya kahein iss khel ko jo tune mere saath khele hai, Tujhe khus dekhne ke liye har sitam humne jhele hai, Kabhi paa hi nahi saka tumhe toh aaj judaai kaisi, Hum akele bhi tanha the aur aaj tanha bhi akele hai, Teri mohabbat ka ab bhi nishaan baaki hai,…
Aankh mein kuch gir gaya
Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega.
Koi chez toh dhang ki hoti
Aap ka ada Aap ka smile Aap ka aankhe Aap ka cehera Aap ka chalna Aap ka bolna Aap ka sharmana Aap ka dekhna Aap ka andaaz Kash! Koi chez toh dhang ki hoti.
Girls hostel mein fine
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu!
