Englishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa””nnn
Boy To his Punjabii Girl Friend Honey your my world your my life i cant leave with out you I m noting with out you vll you Marry Me Punajabi Girl Oye hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Englishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa””nnn
No 1 Be-Izzati:
No 1 Be-Izzati: 1 Larka Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha, Cycle Ka Tyre Bhens K Gobar K Beech Me Se Guzra Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Theen, Unhon Ne Taaliyan Baja K Kaha: Happy Birth Day 2 U… Larka Ruka Or Jawab Diya: Khali Taali Bajanay Se Kaam Nahi Chalega, Aa…
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word… … “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her__!…”:D:
ZAKOOTA JIN” nahi dekha
Ejazat ho to tery chehray ko g bhar k daikh loon “DoSt” kafi din se ankhon ne “ZAKOOTA JIN” nahi dekha….
If animal have Fb..
If animal have Fb.. these are most likely to b their status Cockroach: Managed to skip from some1,s foot step .. man, i lead a dangerous life style =p Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her father ..what should i tell her ?? i don,t even remember..:D Chicken…
Unknown call..
Unknown call.. He: do u have a bf? She: yes, who are u? He: I’m your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!/:):D=D Another unknown call He : do u have a bf ? She : no no I don’t He : what ? :O I’m ur bf ,…
Gina Hi Nahi Tha
Mujhay Bhi Pata Tha K Log Badal Jaate Hein . . . Magar … Meine Kabhi Tumhay Logon Mein Gina Hi Nahi Tha
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna .. .. .. .. k .. .. .. .. .. cream biscuit main cream hoti hai lekin .. .. .. .. .. .. tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota..
kia yehi piar hay
Humne Un Ko Miss Call De Kr Apni Yaad Dilai “FARAZ” Unho Ne Msg Kr K Kaha . . . Keera Hai Kya? ( ‘.’)/’ Dekh Yar.! ) ( Kya Ye Hi L L Pyar hai…?
my feelings for you have never changed
From Monday to Sunday, From January To December, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !
my condition is very serious.
Please pray for me, my condition is very serious. I am getting day by day M0re Cute M0re good l0oking L0vely and smart and there is no cure of it
Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever high the sky may be….. Whatever wide the River may be…. Whatever green a tree may be….. just Remember…. IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!
BEAUTY TIP
BEAUTY TIP: If you want to protect your face from dust, sunrise and other such things, then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion with 7 years guarantee!
Smart Answers
Smart Answers Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Student: No, I’m John Smith… Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight. Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks? Son: No, only when I take exams… Guest: Will these stairs take…
you need to improve your vocabulary
When words are not enough to express your feelings, don’t think that you are in Love. It’s just that… you need to improve your vocabulary
Un se door janay ka
un se door janay ka irada to na tha , sada sath rehney ka bhi wada to na tha, wo yad aye ga ye jantay thay hum , par itna yad aye ga andaza to na tha
Smart Boy In A Party
In a party a handsome guy asked a girl “are you going to dance?” She felt so happy & said-”yes” & the guy said-”that’s good, so can i have your chair?:-D;-)
Perfect example of confidence:
Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i’m the boss of this office. Junior…
Kitni khamosh muhabat tum se karta hy koi.
To aa kabi dastak de mere dar pe, Pyar pehle se km ho to shikayat krna, Mere dil meiN utr sko to shayad ye jan lo, Kitni khamosh muhabat tum se karta hy koi.
meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hay…
Girl to doctor: meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hay, mera rung bhi bohat gora hay, mein raat ko kia laga kar soya karoon? Doctor: KUNDI 😀
Kis tara tm ko is bat ka ilzam likhoon
Sochta ho k usay hal-e-dil tumam likhoon Tumary bin boht si udasi shaam likhoon Me us sy pocho kaha tak chalo gy sath mere Phr is muqam ko jivan ka ikhtatam likhoøn Khud bna laita hai ye pyar hawaly sary Is k ehsas ko kitna b Benam likhoon Jurm mera…
Im giving u chance 2 miss me.
Ur the one I love. the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed. in search for forgivness and happyness too. I want to say that I love u nd Missing u When im not messaging or calling u, u don’t think im not missing u but im giving u…
‘CHAL yAar PEPSI TO PILA’ :-):-)
Friendship is Wen u hav a huge fight wid ur frend n U say ‘Dats it,I m leaving’! But after a moment U put all ur egos aside n say… ‘CHAL yAar PEPSI TO PILA’ :-):-)
Wo Tere Liye Itna Khas Q Hai?
Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q Hai? Barasti Aankhon Mein Piyas Q Hai? Jiski Nazron Mein Tu Kuch B Nahin! Wo Tere Liye Itna Khas Q Hai?
Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings,
Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings, but it is sweetened by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. May be you will never know,May be I will never show..
Itna Faida to hoga na:)
THINK “Why You are so Sweet” Why You are so Intelligent” “Why You are so Innocent” Why You are so Lucky Ab Humse DOSTI ki hai Itna Faida to hoga na:)
I am Joking
Boy : My Father’s Name is Laughing and My Mother’s Name is Smiling. ” Teacher : ” You Must be Kidding..? ” Boy : “No I am Joking
Its how we value each other.
Friendship is not how long we have being together, Not how much we have given or received, Not how many times we have helped each other, Its how we value each other.
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
If u wanna know how much I miss u, try to catch rain drops, the ones u catch is how much u miss me, and the ones u miss is how much I miss
