Apni hasi barbad na kar
Guzri hui zindagi ko kabhi yaad na kar, Taqdir mein jo likha hai uss ki fariyad na kar, Jo hoga woh ho kar rahega, Tu fikr mein apni hasi barbad na kar.
Singer toh mar gaya
Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.
Na saathi na humsafar hai koi
Na saathi na humsafar hai koi, Na kisike hum na hamara hai koi, Par aapko dekh ke keh sakate hai, Ek pyaara sa dost hamara bhi hai koi.
Aap ke liye hum aansoon baha sakte hai
Aap ke liye hum aansoon baha sakte hai, Chahe to duniya ki sari hadae tod sakte hai, Ab sirf yahi hai hamare dil ka kehna, Ki aap bas hamesha hamare paas rehna.
Na jane kyun log pyaar kar baithte hain
Na jane kyun log pyaar kar baithte hain Na jane kyun log iqrar kar baithte hain Hum unhe apna samajkar zindagi bhar baithte hain Aur ek wo hai jo bewafai karke bas muskara baithte hain.
Pyaar ka ye rishta
Faasla mita kar aapas main pyaar rakhna, Pyaar ka ye rishta hamesha yun hi barkaraar rakhna, Bichad jaye kabhi aapse hum toh, Aankhoon main hamesha intazar rakhna.
Kareed hain har pal ke liye
Chale gaye hain door kuch pal ke liye, Magar hain kareeb harpal ke liye, Kaise bhulayenge aapko ek pal ke liye, Jab ho chuki hai dosti umar bhar ke liye.
Santa fell out of window
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain
Kis dil se kehtay ho tumhain dil se bhula don
Kis dil se kehtay ho tumhain dil se bhula don Her roz to yeh dunya basai nahi jati
I must have escaped
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”
Agar kaat sakte akele ye zindagi
Chirago se agar andhere door hote to chandni ki chahat kise hoti, Kaat sakti agar ye zindgi akele to dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti.
Himmat ki baat hai
Aapko miss karna roz ki baat hai Aapko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai Par aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai!
Zindagi girvi rakhker khareeda tha jise
Aaj door se koi salam kargaya, Apni yaadon ka gulam kargaya, Apni zindagi girvi rakhker khareeda tha jise, Aaj woh hi hume neelam ker gaya.
Roses are red and violets are blue
If roses were black and violets were brown, My love for you would never be found But roses r red and violets are blue, All I want to say is I luv u!
Duniya chor denge
Aye dost teri dosti ke liye duniya chor denge, Teri traf aaye tufan ko modh denge, Lekin tune agar sath chora kasam se teri haddiyan todh denge.
Funny sms
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn’t travel Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A: “Do you believe in people?”
Saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge
Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge, Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge. Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge, Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge.
Bahana chahiye paas aane ko
Tum kahan kho gaye, kaise gum ho gaye, Tapti dopahar mein, barfili sard raaton me aksar yaad aate ho, Mujse na sahi, in hawaon se keh do, Yeh hawayein aa-kar kano mein keh dengi, Phir laut ke aane ko majbur kar dengi, Main laut ke aaunga tumhare paas, Yeh bandhan…
Ae dost teri dosti per naaz karte hai
Ae dost teri dosti per naaz karte hai Har waqt milne ki fariyaad karte hai Hame nahi pata gharwale batate hai Hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hai.
Takleef to tab hoti ha
Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, To dil ko dard nahi hota. Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab log wah-wah karte hain.
Oh my lovely
I need you… I love you… I can’t go anywhere without you… Oh my lovely… … … … … … Shoes !
Tum bas dost bano
Laftj tum do geet hum banayenge, Manzil tum chuno rasta hum batayenge, Khush tum raho khushiya hum denge, Tum bas dost bano dosti hum nibhayenge.
Hutch is still following me
One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy? He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me..”
Just had an x-ray taken
Just had an x-ray taken. Guess what they found? It was U safely stucked in my heart. They said my heart is fine with U in it. Remove U and I’m DEAD!
Apni Mohabbat ko Fana kaun kare ga?
Åpñì Möhåßßåt kö Fåñä kauñ karè gå? Såb Naik ßåñ gåye tö Güññåh kauñ karè gå? Åe Khuda Mèrè Döst kö Hamèshå Sålåmåt råkhñå. Wèrñå ßèwåfåöñ sè Wåfå kauñ karé ga…??
Aapke saath mein aapke baap aayenge
Raat hogi toh neend aayegi, Neend aayegi toh khawab aayenge, Khawab aayenge toh aap aayenge, Aap aayenge toh saath mein aapke baap aayenge, Phir na neend ayegi, na khawab aayenge.
I can read my handwriting
Q: Can you do anything that other people can’t? A: Sure, I can read my handwriting.
Barbaad wafa ka afsana
Barbaad wafa ka afsana, Hum kiss se kahen aur kaise kahen, Khamosh hai lab aur duniya ko, Ashqon ki zuban malum nahi, Dil shola-e-gham se khaak hua, Ya aag lagi armaano mein, Kya cheez jali kyu seene se, Uthta hai dhuan malum nahi.
Dosti me kitni sacchai hoti hai
Haqiqat mohabbat ki judai hoti hai, Kabhi kabhi pyar me bewafai hoti hai, Hamari taraf haath badaha kar to dekh, Dosti me kitni sacchai hoti hai…
Friends are like mornings
Friends r like mornings u can’t have them the whole day, But u can be sure they’ll b there when u wake up everyday.
