2 men went 2 a callgirl
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.”
can kids of our age have kids
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
daikh kaisi qayamat
DaiKh Kaisi Qayamat Si Barpa Hui Hai Aashiyanon Pay…! Jo Lahoo Se Tameer Howe Thay, Paani Se Bah Gaye…!
pyar bhi kiya aetbar bhi kiya
pyar bhi kiya aetbar bhi kiya iqrar bhi kiya magar na mila pyar na aetbar na izhar sirf mili haar aur jhooton ki maar
Love ghazal hey gungunanay k liye
Love ghazal hey gungunanay k liye Lve naghma hay sunanay k liye, Yeh woh jazba hay jo sub ko milta nahin, Kiyon k hosla chahiye LOVE nibhanay k liye.
are we friends or are we not?
Are we friends orAre we not?.. You told me once,but i forgot.. so tell me ‘now’and tell me ‘true’.. so i can say,i am here for you.. of all the friends,i have ever met“ u’ are the one iwill never forget.
Fish said to water
Fish said to water : you wont see my tears, because I am in the water. Water replied: But, I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. That’s FRIENSHIP
koi dua mein unhain na maangay
Hum Yeh Nahi Kehtay K Koi uN K Liye Dua Na MaaNgay…! . . Hum To Bas ItNa Chahtay HaiN K Koi Dua MeiN uNhaiN Na MaaNgay.
na din acha hai na hal acha hai
Na din acha hai, na hal acha hai, Kisi jogi ny kaha tha k ye saal acha hai… Mainy pocha wo kb chahy ga mjy meri tarha, Bs muskura k keh diya sawal acha hai…
safar mein guzri hai umar apni
Safar mein guzri hai umar apni, ab ik thikhana chahiye Ke zinda rehne ko koi tou bahana chahiye Koi tou ho jo in rasmon se elaan-e-baghawat kare Kahin tou andhere mein koi chirag jalana chahiye
Main hans k jhel leta hoon
Main Hans K Jhel Leta Hoon Judai Ki Sabhi Rasmein Gale Jab Uske Lagta Hoon To Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain..!!
teray shaher teri soch say nikal jaon ga
Teray Shaher Teri Soch Say Nikal Jaon Ga, Kisi Udaas Sham Main Dhal Jaon Ga, Tu Jo Mukar Gaya Hai Her Baat Say Apni, Dekh Lena Eik Din Main Bhi Badal Jaon Ga, Mat Dikha Muj Ko Apna Pasheman Chehra, Jab Ke Tu Janta Hai Main Pighal Jaon Ga, Chahay…
i see you whisper of my heart
I see you, whisper of my heart, Do you see me today Would you be my forever friend And stay with me always. I hope we can laugh and cry,
wafa ki jang mat lrna ye bekar jati hai
Wafa ki jang mat Lrna ye bekar jati hai, Zamana jeet jata hai Muhabbat har jati hai, Hamara tazkara choro hum aise log hain jinko Mout kuch nhi khaity… Bas Tanhai mar jsty hai.
suna hai aapki ek muskan pe
Suna hai aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai…. So please keep SMILING to reduce population.
main apni har ek saans usi raat de doon
main apni har ik sans usi raat ko de doon sar rakh k mere seene per so jao kisi din
i dropped a tear in the ocean
I dropped a Tear in the ocean while Thinking of You. And I Promised to be Your friend Till I find it…. Now did you know how long i need your friendship.? …
ye waqt nahi rone ka
1 larki delivery k wqt ronay lgi toDR.FARAZ bole Ye waqt ni rone ka ye waqt hy kaka hone ka Us wqt q ni roti thi jb japhiya pa k soti thi.
lagta hai pahunch gai
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
suhagrat me dulha dulhan se tum itni sundar ho
Suhagrat Me Dulha Dulhan Se-Tum Itni Sundar Ho,Main Tumhe Kya Kahun. Bahar Khara larke ka Baap Bola-Beta 1 Bar Use Maa Keh de, Baki Main Dekh Lunga…:D’
itna kyun yaad aa rahe ho
‘Itna kyun yaad aa rahe ho diye ki tarah jala rahe ho dil kahen behalta nei sambhalun kaise sambhalta nei bin tere haar singhar kb tak karun mein intizar ruk na jayen sansain kyun mujhe sata rahe ho
bohat sataya hy kisi ki be bas yadon ny
‘Bohat Sataya Hy Kisi Ki Be-Bas Yadon Ny Ay Dost Ay Raath Ab To Guzar Ja K Or Roya Nhi Jata.’
A Boy and a Girl loved each
A Boy and a Girl loved each other. Unfortunately, the girl died…. When dying, she said.. “Ek wada tha tere har wade ke peeche, Thu milega mujse har gali, har darwaza ke peeche. Par thu tho ab ek bewafa nikla, Ek thu hi nahi tha mere Janaze ke peeche” That…
itne bury na thy jo thukra dia ny humain
‘Itny Bury Na Thy Jo Thukra Dia Too Ny Hamain. ..D0sT.. Tery Apny Faisly Par Aik Din Tujhe Bhi Afsos Hoga….’
best end is fri-end
‘BEST END IS FRI-END BEST STAND IS UNDER-STAND BEST AGE IS COLLE-AGE BEST WORK IS HARD-WORK THINK GOOD DO GOOD:-)’
dosti 1 aisa poda hy
‘Dosti 1 aisa “PODA” hy jis main “SUCH” ki miti “EHSAS” ka pani “JAZBAAT”ki hava or “AITBAR”ki dhop us”PODE”ko 1 mazbot “DARAKHT” bana deta hy.’
friends r not a game 2 play
Friends r not a game 2 play, Friends r not just a word 2 say, Friends do not start in March & end in May, Friends mean 2morrow, yesterday, today & everyday.’