Go to hell
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Kuchh khone ko bhi pyar kehte hai
Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hai, jhuki nigah ko ikrar kehte hai, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hai
We are surrounded
An small army troop were in a battle field and they were surrounded by the oppositions. Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded! Major: Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction now!
Aapke naam kar denge
Lafzon ki hansi aapke naam kar denge, Har khushi aap par qurban kar denge, Jis din hogi kami hamari dosti main, Uss din zindagi maut ke naam kar denge.
Yeh mohabbat hai
Raat hogi toh chand bhi duhai dega, Khawaboon mein bhi wo cehera dikhai dega, Yeh mohabbat hai zara sochke karna, Ek aansu bhi gira to sunaai dega.
Muskura na sake hum
En aankhon mein ab ashk toh nahi, Par ek arse se muskura na sake hum. En laboon pe ab tera naam bhi nahi, Par iss dil se tumhe nikaal na sake hum. Mita di teri yaadon se juri har nishani humne, Par teri woh yaadein hi mita na sake hum.
How long will you be special to me
How long will you be special to me? As long as the stars twinkle in the sky, As long as angels are there up high, Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.
When I am dreaming
I see your face when i am dreaming That’s why i always wake up screaming.
Daddy becomes mummy
Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
Na badle kabhi hum
Iss raat ki tanhaiyo ke, sab rang badal gaye hai ! Chand nikla hai waise hi, andhera badal gaye hai !! Jinke bharose thi khushiyan, woh badal gaye hai ! Manzile to ab bhi wo hi hai, kuch raste badal gaye hai !! Jinpe kiya tha bharosa humne, woh dost…
Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai
Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai, Ek pal ki bhi judai muddat si lagti hai, Pehle nahi socha tha aab sochne lage hai, Jindgi mai har pal teri jaroorat si lagti hai.
Plumber in the college
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Aur mobile ko SMS say bhar dae
“PHOOL” aisa ho jo bhag ko khushbu say bhar dae, “MUSAFAR” aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar dae, “DOST” aisa ho jo zindagi ko khushiyon say, Aur mobile ko SMS say bhar dae.
Dil todne wala kya jane
Dil ke dard ko dil todne wala kya jane, Pyaar ke rivajo ko yeh jmaana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein, Upper se phool chadane waala kya jane!
Love the heart that hurts you
Love the heart that hurts you But never hurt the heart that loves you.
Jo bhi ho mere favourite ho
Tusi bade hi gr8 ho, Rasgulle ki pl8 ho, Pepsi ka cr8 ho, Ande ka oml8 ho, Sms karane me bade le8 ho, Jalebi ki tarah stra8 ho, Kher jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
I loose my temper
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
Ye dil muskura k kehta hai
Aasma k taare aksar puchte hai humse, “Kya tumhe aaj bhi intezar hai uske laut aane ka” Aur ye dil muskura k kehta hai, “Mujhe to ab tak yakeen na hua uske chale jaane ka”
Can I go to the theatre
Can I go to the Theatre ? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
Ek din baharon ke phool murjha jayenge
Ek din baharon ke phool murjha jayenge, Jab bhole se kabhi hum yaad aayenge, Ehsaas hoga tumhe hamari dosti ka, Jab door bahut door hum tumse chale jayenge.
Par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein
Saath humara pal bhar ka sahi, Par woh pal aise, jaise koi kal nahi, Rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara, Par mehekti rahengi tumhari Yaadein humare sang sahi!
Apno ne zahar ka jaam de diya
Apno ne zahar ka jaam de diya Gairon ne bewafaa ka naam de diya Wo jo kehte ki bhul na jana hame Aaj unhone hi bhari mehfil mein anjan keh diya.
God would keep you in my life
If i had one wish it would surely be That God would keep you in my life Throughout all eternity..
If u want success in life
If u want success in life then: Be as sweet as honey, Be as regular as clock , Be as fresh as rose, Be as soft as tissue, Be as strong as rock, Be as sure as death and Be as smart as me…!
Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye
Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye. Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki. Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole: “Beta, baju mein hanumanji ke mandir hai,waha jake pukar.” Kyoki meri bibi kho gaye thi, to unhi ne dhunde the.
Saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai
Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai
Nishana chook gaya
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Sawan ka mahina aa jaye
Sagar surahi se takra jaye to, Badloo ko pasina aa jaye, Aay dost tum agar sms bhej do to, Sawan ka mahina aa jaye.
Pyaar ko pyaar karo
Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aapse pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar apse pyaar kare to, Pyaar ko itna pyaar karo, Ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.
Aansu ko bahut samjhaya
Aansu ko bahut samjhaya tanhai mein aayaa karo, Mehfil mein hamara majak na udaya karo, Isspar aansu tadapkar bola, Itne logo mein aapko tanha pate hain, Issliye chale aate hain.
