Tum ruthna aur hum roz manayenge
Tujhse rista kuch aise nibhayenge Tum ruthna aur hum roz manayenge Magar maan jana manaane par Warna hum ye bhigi palke le kar kahaa jayege
Aaunga sms ki tarah
Kisi bhi waqt aaunga sms ki tarah Tumhe pyaar se bulaunga ringtone ki tarah Dosti kavi kam na hogi balance ki tarah Bas tum busy na rahena network ki tarah!
Ghar pe raha karo
Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai? Santa: Pata nahi. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.
Woh humse door hai
Mana ki woh humse door hai, Na mil sakne ko majboor hai, Hum mil kar bhi na mil sakein, Shayad khuda ko yeh manjoor hai.
Aap zara side par hona
Mein ne chand ko dekha to aap nazar aye Mein ne taroon ko dekha to aap nazar aye Mein ne phoolon ko dekha to aap nazar aye Plz aap zara side par hona takay hamein kuch aur nazar aye.
Kisi ki na ho saki
Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi. When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.
Bas yaar…
Tu chand mage, main chand de du. Tu raat mage, main raat de du. Tu dil mage, main dil de du. Tu dil mage. Bas yaar… Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!
Dekho fir raat aa gayi
Dekho fir raat aa gayi, Tanhaiyo mein waqt bitane ki baat aa gai, Hum to yu hi baithe the Sitaro ki panah mein, Chand ko dekha toh aapki yaad aa gai.
Jine ke liye tera aarmaan hi kafi hai
Mere jine ke liye tera aarmaan hi kafi hai. Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai. Tir-e-talwaar ki tujhe kya zaroorat e-nazneen, Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai.
How did u find me???
Sweet candies are very nice to eat, Sweet words are easy to say, But Sweet people are hard to find. My goodness… How did u find me …??
Paseene nikal jaayen
Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseene nikal jaayen! Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.
Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li
Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li, Rahe dono ekdam khamosh par phir bhi baat karli. Kuch samay baad mohabbat ki fiza ko tab jana jab khud ko akela paya, Aur tab mere en aankhon ne ro ro ke barsaat kar li.
Pay ur Electricity bill
When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness And after you pray if you are still in darkness, Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
Ham kaha tumhe bar bar milenge.
Zindagi ke raho mein bahut se dost milenge, Ham kya ham se bhi achhe hazar milenge, En aacho ki bhid mein hame na bhula dena, Ham kaha tumhe bar bar milenge.
Humne Chaand se poocha
Humne Chaand se poocha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai? Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jise dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.
Apne honay Ka Pata de daina.
Apne honay Ka Pata de daina. Kabhi guzro to sada de daina. Yaad aa jaon ibadat main agar. Hath utha k dua de daina.
Keep on sending SMS
The beauty of life is not how happy you are, But how happy others are because of you. You really make me happy when you sms!!! So plz keep on sending SMS.
Photo exhibition
Hi wats up ? Can u do me a favour plzzzzz? Can i get u r pic 2morrow ? I need it bcoz i am working on a photo exhibition on the topic . . . . . . . . . . . “bhagwan ki galtiyan”
Long live women
Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Duniya se ham anjaan bane unke liye
Sari duniya se ham anjaan bane unke liye Hamse wahi ab anjaan bane bathe hai Yeh dil ab aur intzaar mat kar Lagta hai woh kisi aur ke mehman banye bathe hai
Chand se aapka jikar karte hai
Hum raat ki tanhai mein, Aapki aawaz sunte hai, Chand se aapka jikar karte hai, Mat aao hamare khawabo mein, Hum bhoot-preeto se bahut darte hai.
Dost hai hum saya nahi
Yaad na karoge to satayenge Ruthoge to manayenge Ruoge to hasayenge Dost hai hum saya nahi jo, Tumhara saat chod jayenge.
Kash khusiyo ki dukan hoti
Kash khusiyo ki dukan hoti, Hame bhi us ki pahechan hoti, Bhardete aap ka daman khusiyo se, Kimat us ki chayeh hamare jaan hoti.
Jitni duwa ki usse pane ki
Usake hote hue bhi tanhai mili hai, Wafa kar ke bhi hume bewafai mili hai, Jitni duwa ki usse pane ki, Uss se zyada usaki judai mili hai.
Na jane kya kayamat aayi
Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na jane kya kayamat aayi cigarette ke dhuein mein bhi aap ki shakal nazar aai
Daily Prayer
Daily Prayer: Oh GOD, give us strength & capacity to pay Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Octroi, TDS, ESI, FBT, Prop.Tax, Stamp Duty, CGT, Water Tax, Prof. Tax, Road Tax, Edu Cess, Congestion Levy & many more. Besides don’t forget Gunda Hafta, Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggers etc……
Jawaab denge hum shayari mein….
Jawaab teri shayari ka…. Denge hum shayari mein…. Naam tera likh baithe hain…. Apne dil ki diary mein….
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.
Confidence and overconfidence
There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.
Dost hai hum saya nahi
Yaad na karoge to satayenge Ruthoge to manayenge Ruoge to hasayenge Dost hai hum saya nahi jo, Tumhara saat chod jayenge.
