How long can we be friends
A simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends. Count the stars in heaven + sand on the shore and multiply by the heartbeat = FOREVER
Never abandon old friends
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: It gets better as it grows older. Just like us… I get better, u get older.
Incoming is free
When u r alone, when u r crying, when u r upset. Don’t think of me…just call me bcoz incoming is free for me…my friend!!!
Friends relation never die
****FEW RELATION IN EARTH NEVER DIE*** Want to know what is it? Read again… F=Few R=Relation I=In E=Earth N=never D=Die ***(((FRIEND)))***
The best is you
There are many stars but the moon is u, There are many friends but the best is u, To forget me that’s up to u, To forget u I will never ever do.
Lips join together
Lips do not join when we say LOVE.. that is “Sign of distance” But lips join together when we say FRIENDSHIP.. That is “Sign of togetherness”
It roots most deeply…
“Frndship is not diminished by distance or time , by imprisonment or war, by suffering or silence, it is in these things that it roots most deeply.”
A LifÉ Means…
A LifÉ Means… Å winter Évening, Four Friends, Mild rain, Four cups of tea…! LifÉ Means… Hundred bucks of petrol, Two rusty old bikes, Ånd an open road… LifÉ Means… Maggi noodles, Å hostel room, 3.25 a.m… LifÉ Means… One prep leave, One night, One book, 8 duffers…! LifÉ Means……
Dushman
Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain (Allama Iqbal) Hamain Apnay dushman sy bhi piar karna chahiay (Quaid-e-Azam) Ab Batao Banda baba ki manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!…. 😛 🙂
Ruswai
Kya Jaane Kis Ada Se Liya Tu Ne Mera Naam, Dunya Samajh Rahi Hai K Sab Kuch Tera Hon Main…!!!
Kamee
Ye udasss Chehraa 🙁 🙁 Ye ankhon me nami hy 🙁 🙁 Needo Pia Karo baitaa 😛 😛 Ye Calcium ki Kamii hy 🙂 😀
Mohabbat
Muhabbat ke liye kuchh khas dil makhsoos hote hain Yeh wo naghma hai jo har saaz per gaaya nahee jaata
Girl’s status on Face Book
Girl’s status on Face Book:- “Iam so sad:(” (19 likes,172 comments) Boy’s status: “im goin 2 commit sucide ;-(” (2 likes, n 1 comment: Dekh le yr. “Ho sake to na kar!
Two guls are talking to each other
Two guls are talking to each other: HEY I GOT MARRIED! OH,THATS GOOD! NO DATS BAD ,HE’S UGLY! OH DATS BAD! NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH! OH,THATS GOOD! NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY OH DATS BAD! NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!…
2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen. . Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga: “Kyun larrh rahi ho? Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.” . . Phir . . Phir…
Who do you like
Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right? Boy: Yes, Of Course. Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like? Boy: No One. I Love Someone. Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky.. Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her, Ever Since I Met Her. Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,…
YOU call it Taqdeer
When you mix Rice in Milk,you call it Kheer When you mix Vinegar in Milk,you call it Paneer When you mix a Sweet person like Me in your Life, YOU call it Taqdeer:-)
Aaj K Frnds “I Tell U
Aaj K Frnds “I Tell U”, Kitne Busy What To Do. Koi Mujhe Bole “I Miss U”, Koi Mujhe Bole No Time 4u. Kash Koi Mujhse Kahe, Oh My Dost “I Am Just 4u”.:-)
kaisy kahy……
Suno…! Kese kahen tum ko, Tumhare bin adhure hain. Na koi pyas hai baqi Na koi dard uthta hai. Haan…! Magr EHSAS baqi hai k, Tmhare bin adhure hai
Dunya khatm ho jaye gi…..
Ek pathan dosre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi Dusra pathan: Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy
Award winning answr
Quiz me final sawaal poocha gya? “tum kisi bhot beautiful larki k andar kia dekhna pasand krte ho???” . . Award winning answr: “Apna BACHHA”!
Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ?
Son to Papa: Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ? Papa: Nothing Son, She asked For Lipstick, but i Gave Her, ELFi… Hahahahaha maar taa’li:-D
Main “KAANCH” ki tarha Hoon Mujhey Gira na Dena..!!
Bhaley Wafa Ka Sila na Dena, Magr Mujhe Yun Bhula na Dena, Zara Sambhal k Rakhna Meri “CHAHAT” Ko, Main “KAANCH” ki tarha Hoon Mujhey Gira na Dena..!!!
ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki?
Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese? Beta Q k aap aisa ker nahi sakte…
Jindgai khubsurat hai
Jindgai khubsurat hai sabhi ke liye ho ye jaroori toh nahi, Ek ke dil mein pyaar, aur doosre ke dil mein hai hi nahi, kisi ko man mein basana har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi, pyaar kisi se iss kadar bhi hota hai, kabhi socha hi nahi, Iss kdar…
Dewaana dil pe kaboo pa na sake
Apna pyaar ko chupa na sake Dewaana dil pe kaboo pa na sake Aaj itne karib se guzar gaye wo Phir bhi unke hath hum tham na sake!
Wife & Mobile
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai. Donoo he naey achay lagty hai. Donoo ko charge karna parta hai.
Har baat yaad aayegi
Yaad karoge toh har baat yaad aayegi, Suhane waqt ki mauj ruk jayegi, Dhoodoge agar hamse behtar dost koi, Nigah door tak jayegi aur laut aayegi.
Teri bewaffai ki chot se
Nikal ke unke dil se hum mehfil mein aa baithe hai, Hamari mushkil yeh hai ke badi mushkil mein aa baithe hai, Ladkhadane lage hai hum teri bewaffai ki chot se, Log kehte hai pee ke sare mehfil mein aa baithe hai.
Grilfriend is like fena washing powder
Friendship is like a priya gold (Hak se mango) Love is like a pepsi (Yeh dil mange more) And girlfriend is like Fena washing powder (Pehle istemal karo phir biswas karo)
