Rich proposal
What will a guy sing after he gets a proposal from a rich girl? Agar tum mil jao “Kamana chor denge hum!”
Beautiful day for you
Morning is not only sun rise, But a beautiful miracle of God that defeats darkness and spreads light. May this be a very beautiful day for you. Good morning
Devote time
Devote time to enjoy: It’s the secret of youth. Devote time for friends: It’s the path to happiness. Devote time to Love and be loved: It’s the source of pleasure.
Wo hi log yaad aane lagey
Jinhe bhulne me yaaro bade zamane lagey jab dil dukhaa wo hi log yaad aane lagey
Meri biwi aur meri premika
Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.. Dusra : Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha…
Pyaar ki had se zyada pyaar kiya
Kabhi nazar se gira diya Kabhi dil mein basa diya Mohabbat mein tum ne humein Kabhi hasaya toh kabhi rola diya Kabhi pyaar be shumar kiya Kabhi dard be inteha diya Apni diwangi mein tumne humhein Kiss makaam par puocha diya Kabhi musaan mein bhar se mila diya Kabhi sehra…
U r a good runner
U r a good runner , Coz U r always running in my mind. U r good thief , Coz U have stolen my heart. I’m bad catcher , Coz I always miss U.
talk less good for U
Fear less, Hope more, Eat less, Chew more, Whine less, breathe more, talk less good for U. All good things will be yours.
If loving u is wrong
If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna b right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we’ll win every fight
Flowers smiling for u
See outside the window, Sun rising for u, flowers smiling for u, Birds singing for u, bcoz last night I told them to wish u a wonderful good morning.
Friend in different language
FRIEND in different languages… Iranian – DOST German – FREUND Herbew – CHAVER French – AMi Pinoy – KAiBiGAN Dutch – VREND Mexican – AMiGO For me.. just simply “YOU”
Both make noise
Question: What do women and police cars have in common? Ans: They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
College life Ver 1.1
Midnight coffee, Long chat, Birthday bumps, Bunking classes, Crush on pal, Fight marks, Tears 4 love, Just every thing, People call it college. We call it life…
Ek Sardar
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
Duniya mein hum khush naseeb hong
Woh waqt woh lamhe kuch ajeeb honge Duniya mein hum khush naseeb honge Door se jab itna yaad karte hai aapko Kya hoga jab aap hamare kareeb honge
Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota
Ae Dost Itna To Yaad Kiya Hota, Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Bhej Diya Hota, Kaise Jeete Hein Teri Yaad Mein, Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota
Dekha nahi tanhai main tumne kabhi usko…
Dekha nahi tanhai main tumne kabhi usko bichray huay logon ko woh roya bhi buhat hai kuch tujhko mohabbat pe yaqin tha na wafa pe Kuch dukh meri taqdeer main likha bhi buhat hai
MMS Day
Today is MMS day: MMS means: = MAKE MONKEYS SMILE = Iâ?Tve done my part..
Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe
Jo gadha bhi na khaye wo ghas ho tum Nalayak paji aur badmas ho tum Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe Par mere liye bahut khas ho tum.
Yahan kisi ko kisi se mohabat nahi
Nigahain milakar badal jane wali, Mujhe tujse koi sikayat nahi, Yeh duniya badi sangdil hai, Yahan kisi ko kisi se mohabat nahi
Pani ne to sirf jalaya
Pani ne to sirf jalaya dil to ab tak pyas mein jiya hai kanton ne to sirf khoon bahaya Dard to hume phoolo ne diya hai.
Pal pal tarse the uss pal k liye
Pal pal tarse the uss pal k liye, Pal aaya bhi to kuch pal k liye, Socha tha usse zindagi ka ek hasin pal banalenge, Par wo pal ruka bhi to ek pal k liye.
Ek hara vala dena!
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haa’ replies shop owner. Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Keep in touch so that…
Frnd’s may “meet”. Frnd’s may “scatter”. But if hearts r “loyal”, Distances nvr “matter”. Keep in touch so tht our Frnship grows “better”.
HELLO:
HELLO: The World “Hello” means H = How r u? E = Everything all right? L = Like 2 hear from U. L = Love 2 C U soon. O = obviously, I miss u!
Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai
Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai, Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai, Hum toh kabse nashe mein dub jaane ko tayyar hai, Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai.
Philosophy of life..
At the beginning of relationship, Every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow alphabets get reversed..
I’m sharing all with u
Early this morning god gave me 3 baskets full of Love + happiness + peace of mind and told me 2 share them with ppl dear 2 me. I’m sharing all with u. Good morning!
I will show u the way
When ever u feel sad.. When ever u think life is impossible Just tell me I will hold ur hand take you to the bridge And show u way to jump
Never Blame any Day In Your Life.
Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God’s Blessings.