Rang kaala kanre ka mantar
Hugli Hugli Dugli DUgli Bugli Bugli Ugly Ugly Stopppppppppp!! – – – – Don’t laugh! yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya….. Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA…
Switched off
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!” Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!
Unki tarif karne ke liye
Hamesha chorata rahaa lafaz, Unki tarif karne ke liye, Lekin jab khud likhne laga Toh mujhe mile na lafaz Unki tarif karne ke liye.
Naseeb apna banale mujh ko
Apne hathoun ki lakeero mein basa le mujh ko Mein hoon tera to naseeb apna banale mujh ko Mujh se tu poochne aayi hai wafa ke mani Yeh teri sada dilli maar na dale mujh ko
Naya detergent…
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…
Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi
Pa lbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi, Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi, Tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi, Kyon ki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi.
Tanha dekh saraab ko
Yun toh peete hai hum bahot aehteyaam se, Par pee li hai aaj humne bahot tere naam se, Ise aadat mat samajhna yeh majboori hai meri, Milte hai roz jindagi humein har ek jaam se, Gum se nazar mili toh ghabra ke pee gaye, Khusi thodi si mili toh mila…
Sleepless…
Do u know why people say that u don’t feel sleepy when u r in LOVE? Coz for the first time u find Reality more beautiful than ur Dreams
Suraj raat ko kaha jata hai
Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.
Sorry for the inconvenience
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Dena khuch chaho to bus muskura dena
Dunya badal jaye gi tum na badalna Mushkilo main ho jab bhi yaad humain kar lena Mange bhi aap se to kiya mangein Dena khuch chaho to bus muskura dena
Mehsoos karo
Suno! Mehsoos karo, Badal ki Garaj, Bijli ki chamak, Barish ki ek ek bond, Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar Keh rahi hai, **Ab toh naha lo**
Rishte na ho to dil jalta ha
Roshni ho to diya jalta hai, Shama ho to parwana jalta hai.. Rishte na ho to dil jalta hai, Aap jaise saathi ho to zamana jalta hai..
Yaadein meri
Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do Yaadein meri, magar… Kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein!
Kuch pehchaan baaki hai
Kya kahein iss khel ko jo tune mere saath khele hai, Tujhe khus dekhne ke liye har sitam humne jhele hai, Kabhi paa hi nahi saka tumhe toh aaj judaai kaisi, Hum akele bhi tanha the aur aaj tanha bhi akele hai, Teri mohabbat ka ab bhi nishaan baaki hai,…
Aankh mein kuch gir gaya
Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega.
Koi chez toh dhang ki hoti
Aap ka ada Aap ka smile Aap ka aankhe Aap ka cehera Aap ka chalna Aap ka bolna Aap ka sharmana Aap ka dekhna Aap ka andaaz Kash! Koi chez toh dhang ki hoti.
Girls hostel mein fine
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu!
Apni hasi barbad na kar
Guzri hui zindagi ko kabhi yaad na kar, Taqdir mein jo likha hai uss ki fariyad na kar, Jo hoga woh ho kar rahega, Tu fikr mein apni hasi barbad na kar.
Singer toh mar gaya
Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.
Na saathi na humsafar hai koi
Na saathi na humsafar hai koi, Na kisike hum na hamara hai koi, Par aapko dekh ke keh sakate hai, Ek pyaara sa dost hamara bhi hai koi.
Aap ke liye hum aansoon baha sakte hai
Aap ke liye hum aansoon baha sakte hai, Chahe to duniya ki sari hadae tod sakte hai, Ab sirf yahi hai hamare dil ka kehna, Ki aap bas hamesha hamare paas rehna.
Na jane kyun log pyaar kar baithte hain
Na jane kyun log pyaar kar baithte hain Na jane kyun log iqrar kar baithte hain Hum unhe apna samajkar zindagi bhar baithte hain Aur ek wo hai jo bewafai karke bas muskara baithte hain.
Pyaar ka ye rishta
Faasla mita kar aapas main pyaar rakhna, Pyaar ka ye rishta hamesha yun hi barkaraar rakhna, Bichad jaye kabhi aapse hum toh, Aankhoon main hamesha intazar rakhna.
Kareed hain har pal ke liye
Chale gaye hain door kuch pal ke liye, Magar hain kareeb harpal ke liye, Kaise bhulayenge aapko ek pal ke liye, Jab ho chuki hai dosti umar bhar ke liye.
Santa fell out of window
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain
Kis dil se kehtay ho tumhain dil se bhula don
Kis dil se kehtay ho tumhain dil se bhula don Her roz to yeh dunya basai nahi jati
I must have escaped
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”
Agar kaat sakte akele ye zindagi
Chirago se agar andhere door hote to chandni ki chahat kise hoti, Kaat sakti agar ye zindgi akele to dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti.
Himmat ki baat hai
Aapko miss karna roz ki baat hai Aapko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai Par aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai!
