Student’s problem
Samunder bhar syllabus hain, Nadi bhar padh pate hain, Balti bhar yaad reheta hain, Mug bhar likh pate hain, Chullu bhar number aate hain, Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain
“K HUM DOST” “HEIN”
“K HUM DOST” “HEIN” Roz Na Sèhi Kisi Din Yaad Kar Lena, “K HUM DOST” “HEIN” Kabhi Neend Na Aaey Tu Humein Bhi Jaga Lena “K HUM DOST” “HEIN” Kabhi Bhi Kuch Bhi Kehna Ho To Bila Jhijhak Kehna, “K HUM DOST” “HEIN” Agar Kabhi Kuch Dena Chaho To Humein…
Mehsus to karti hoon
Mehsus to karti hoon magar chu nahi sakti. Tum phool nahi phool ki khushbu ki tarha ho.
Modern Art
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”
Aankhon mein hai itna samaya..
Raat ko meri aankh se ek aansoo nikal aaya.. Maine poocha tu bahar kyon aayaa.. Usne bataya-Koi en aankhon mein hai itna samaya.. Ki main chahakar bhi en aankhon mein apni jagah nahi bana paaya..
Har roz mulakat nahi hoti
Chahne se har baat nahi hoti, Thodi si andhere se raat nahi hoti, Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai, Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti.
Let me guess
Let me guess what U r doing… Reading book? Na Na! Listening Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS. Oh!!! now U r smiling.
We make a living…
What we have done for ourselves dies with us, But what we have done for others remains forever. We make a living by what we got, But we make a life by what we give.
Sab se zyada aitbar karte hain
Hum unhi per sab se zyada aitbar karte hain, Jo sab ke samne saadgi ikhtiyar kart hain, Karo na fikar ‘ae dost’ agar woh naraz ho gaya, Naraz hotey hain wohi jo pyaar karte hain.
Donkey accident
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way for him but it was a donkeys accident.
I want 2 see u smiling always
Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now & Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow, Pick out 1 every morning coz I want 2 see u smiling always. Good Morning
I won’t let u down
I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation. I may not be your COKE, only the real thing. Or your NIDO, world’s no. 1. But I can be your REXONA I won’t let you down.
Apne kirdar ko mausam se bachaye rakhna
Apne kirdar ko mausam se bachaye rakhna, Laut kar phool mein wapas nahi aati khushbu.
During my operation
Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.” Nurse : “What word was that?” Santa : “Oops!”
A beautiful angel
There were blooming flowers, There was a rising sun, There was a shining star, And then there is you, a beautiful angel. Hi Beautiful.
Ek SMS yaar!
Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti, karoge din mein to rahegi chusti, karo kam se kam din mein ek bar, to rahegi tandrusti…… Nahin samjhe! Ek SMS yaar!
If love is urs
If hard work is yours Then success is yours If love is yours Then life is yours If confidence is yours The the world is yours
When somebody never forgets U
Feel good when somebody Miss U. Feel better when somebody Loves U. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
Sidhe upar chale aana
Main agar mar bhi jaun, Toh ae dost fikar mat karna, Aasoon bhi mat bahana, Meri arthi bhi mat uthana, Sidhe upar chale aana, “Dono milke aish karenge”
Exam at the door
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock! May I come into Ur world? I bring no flowers,no cakes. But wishes to keep U fresh, Prayer to keep U healthy, And love to keep U smiling. “Good Morning”
Kuch Khone Ko Bhi Pyaar Kehte Hai..
Dil Ki Awaaz Ko Izhaar Kehte Hai, Jhuki Nigaah Ko Ikaraar Kehte Hai, Sirf Paane Ka Naam Ishq Nahin Hota, Kuch Khone Ko Bhi Pyaar Kehte Hai!
Mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Ye MOhabbat Bhi ajeb hoti he…
Ye MOhabbÃt Bhi ajeb hoti he jo kisi kisi ko NÃseeB hoti he, Log kehtey hain is ko z¡Ndag¡, magar ye Mout k Boht qareeb hoti he.
Bhulna hamari aadat nahi
Bhulna hamari aadat nahi, Yaadashat chali jaye to aur baat hai, Aap ki yaad aati hai har sans ke sath, Sans toot jaye to aur baat hai.
Aab to uljan me hai ye dil.
Pehle jinhi chup chup kar dekha karte the, Ab unhe dekh kar chup jaya karte hai, Aur jab tak mile nahi the woh hamse, Dil me thi ulzhan , Ab jab mil gaye hai woh, Aab to uljan me hai ye dil.
Mohabbat ka natija
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija Hoon zaroor, magar, Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
Aapke hokar bhi aapse door rahe
Tamam umar zindagi se door rahe, Aapki khushi ke liye apni khushi se door rahe, Ab iss se badkar wafa ki saja kya hogi, Ke aapke hokar bhi aapse door rahe…!
Have a nice day keh du
Mausam Mast hai, Mahol Jabardast hai… Socha phone karke, Have a nice day Keh du. Pata Chala ke “Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”
Dil mein dhakan ki tarha
Dil mein dhakan ki tarha aankh mein aansu ki tarha! Tum mere paas raho phool ki khushboo ki tarha!!