Hum aapke bin reh nahi sakte
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Brain is a master piece
Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!
Nominee for best friend
The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because I have you!
Great boxer
Great boxer said, Sometimes words are not enough . . . . . A punch is necessary 😛
“She’z Fine..!”
Awesome Question Wid A Cute Answer: Sm1 Asked A Boy “Howz Ur Life..?” He Smiled N Answered “She’z Fine..!” ♥
Tum Ko De Di Hai Ishaaron Me Ijaazat main ne
Tum Ko De Di Hai Ishaaron Me Ijaazat main ne Maangne Se Na Milooon Gar, To Curaa Lo Mujh Ko
Practice makes man
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1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years:
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Shakespeare Said
Shakespeare Said If There is a Single Dollar in Your Pocket Then . . . . . . . . . Convert it Into Pakistani Currency & Buy a Pepsi of Rs. 65 Te 20 Rupy De Pakore v Le Lena.:)))
Women Logic :
Women Logic : . . > If He Is Not Online, He Must Be With That Bitch..!! . . . . > If He Is Online, He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch..!!
Dear girls
Dear girls . . . . . . putting “Princess”, “Angel”, “Sweet” in your facebook profile name dosent realy make you one. 😛
Ye dost bhi baray ajeeb hotay hen;
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Girlzs b4 going 2 party.
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Aakhri khahish
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A cow was kept for viva.
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Girls and boys in Exam
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Yaad Se Le Jana Baji
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limit of telling a lie ???
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Chup Chap Palat Ja
Chup Chap Palat Ja , Meri Dehleez Sy Wapis… Ay Mohabbat . . . Dastak Tery Hathon Ki , Mera Ghar Dobara Na Jala Day . . . !!
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW …. :p
What is similarity between Bill Gates and me? Don’t know?? He never comes to my house and I never go to his house EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW …. :p
A REAL RELATIONSHIP
A REAL RELATIONSHIP Has Fights, Trust, Faith, Tears, Pain, Argument, Patience, Secrets, Jealousy n Love … ♥ ♥
Formulas must be on finger tips
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my master told me that: “Formulas must be on finger tips. 😛
Englishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa””nnn
Boy To his Punjabii Girl Friend Honey your my world your my life i cant leave with out you I m noting with out you vll you Marry Me Punajabi Girl Oye hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Englishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa””nnn
No 1 Be-Izzati:
No 1 Be-Izzati: 1 Larka Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha, Cycle Ka Tyre Bhens K Gobar K Beech Me Se Guzra Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Theen, Unhon Ne Taaliyan Baja K Kaha: Happy Birth Day 2 U… Larka Ruka Or Jawab Diya: Khali Taali Bajanay Se Kaam Nahi Chalega, Aa…
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word… … “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her__!…”:D:
ZAKOOTA JIN” nahi dekha
Ejazat ho to tery chehray ko g bhar k daikh loon “DoSt” kafi din se ankhon ne “ZAKOOTA JIN” nahi dekha….
If animal have Fb..
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Unknown call..
Unknown call.. He: do u have a bf? She: yes, who are u? He: I’m your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!/:):D=D Another unknown call He : do u have a bf ? She : no no I don’t He : what ? :O I’m ur bf ,…
Gina Hi Nahi Tha
Mujhay Bhi Pata Tha K Log Badal Jaate Hein . . . Magar … Meine Kabhi Tumhay Logon Mein Gina Hi Nahi Tha
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna .. .. .. .. k .. .. .. .. .. cream biscuit main cream hoti hai lekin .. .. .. .. .. .. tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota..