Zindagi girvi rakhker khareeda tha jise
Aaj door se koi salam kargaya, Apni yaadon ka gulam kargaya, Apni zindagi girvi rakhker khareeda tha jise, Aaj woh hi hume neelam ker gaya.
Roses are red and violets are blue
If roses were black and violets were brown, My love for you would never be found But roses r red and violets are blue, All I want to say is I luv u!
Duniya chor denge
Aye dost teri dosti ke liye duniya chor denge, Teri traf aaye tufan ko modh denge, Lekin tune agar sath chora kasam se teri haddiyan todh denge.
Funny sms
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn’t travel Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A: “Do you believe in people?”
Saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge
Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge, Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge. Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge, Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge.
Bahana chahiye paas aane ko
Tum kahan kho gaye, kaise gum ho gaye, Tapti dopahar mein, barfili sard raaton me aksar yaad aate ho, Mujse na sahi, in hawaon se keh do, Yeh hawayein aa-kar kano mein keh dengi, Phir laut ke aane ko majbur kar dengi, Main laut ke aaunga tumhare paas, Yeh bandhan…
Ae dost teri dosti per naaz karte hai
Ae dost teri dosti per naaz karte hai Har waqt milne ki fariyaad karte hai Hame nahi pata gharwale batate hai Hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hai.
Takleef to tab hoti ha
Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, To dil ko dard nahi hota. Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab log wah-wah karte hain.
Oh my lovely
I need you… I love you… I can’t go anywhere without you… Oh my lovely… … … … … … Shoes !
Tum bas dost bano
Laftj tum do geet hum banayenge, Manzil tum chuno rasta hum batayenge, Khush tum raho khushiya hum denge, Tum bas dost bano dosti hum nibhayenge.
Hutch is still following me
One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy? He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me..”
Just had an x-ray taken
Just had an x-ray taken. Guess what they found? It was U safely stucked in my heart. They said my heart is fine with U in it. Remove U and I’m DEAD!
Apni Mohabbat ko Fana kaun kare ga?
Åpñì Möhåßßåt kö Fåñä kauñ karè gå? Såb Naik ßåñ gåye tö Güññåh kauñ karè gå? Åe Khuda Mèrè Döst kö Hamèshå Sålåmåt råkhñå. Wèrñå ßèwåfåöñ sè Wåfå kauñ karé ga…??
Aapke saath mein aapke baap aayenge
Raat hogi toh neend aayegi, Neend aayegi toh khawab aayenge, Khawab aayenge toh aap aayenge, Aap aayenge toh saath mein aapke baap aayenge, Phir na neend ayegi, na khawab aayenge.
I can read my handwriting
Q: Can you do anything that other people can’t? A: Sure, I can read my handwriting.
Barbaad wafa ka afsana
Barbaad wafa ka afsana, Hum kiss se kahen aur kaise kahen, Khamosh hai lab aur duniya ko, Ashqon ki zuban malum nahi, Dil shola-e-gham se khaak hua, Ya aag lagi armaano mein, Kya cheez jali kyu seene se, Uthta hai dhuan malum nahi.
Dosti me kitni sacchai hoti hai
Haqiqat mohabbat ki judai hoti hai, Kabhi kabhi pyar me bewafai hoti hai, Hamari taraf haath badaha kar to dekh, Dosti me kitni sacchai hoti hai…
Friends are like mornings
Friends r like mornings u can’t have them the whole day, But u can be sure they’ll b there when u wake up everyday.
Go to hell
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Kuchh khone ko bhi pyar kehte hai
Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hai, jhuki nigah ko ikrar kehte hai, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hai
We are surrounded
An small army troop were in a battle field and they were surrounded by the oppositions. Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded! Major: Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction now!
Aapke naam kar denge
Lafzon ki hansi aapke naam kar denge, Har khushi aap par qurban kar denge, Jis din hogi kami hamari dosti main, Uss din zindagi maut ke naam kar denge.
Yeh mohabbat hai
Raat hogi toh chand bhi duhai dega, Khawaboon mein bhi wo cehera dikhai dega, Yeh mohabbat hai zara sochke karna, Ek aansu bhi gira to sunaai dega.
Muskura na sake hum
En aankhon mein ab ashk toh nahi, Par ek arse se muskura na sake hum. En laboon pe ab tera naam bhi nahi, Par iss dil se tumhe nikaal na sake hum. Mita di teri yaadon se juri har nishani humne, Par teri woh yaadein hi mita na sake hum.
How long will you be special to me
How long will you be special to me? As long as the stars twinkle in the sky, As long as angels are there up high, Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.
When I am dreaming
I see your face when i am dreaming That’s why i always wake up screaming.
Daddy becomes mummy
Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
Na badle kabhi hum
Iss raat ki tanhaiyo ke, sab rang badal gaye hai ! Chand nikla hai waise hi, andhera badal gaye hai !! Jinke bharose thi khushiyan, woh badal gaye hai ! Manzile to ab bhi wo hi hai, kuch raste badal gaye hai !! Jinpe kiya tha bharosa humne, woh dost…
Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai
Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai, Ek pal ki bhi judai muddat si lagti hai, Pehle nahi socha tha aab sochne lage hai, Jindgi mai har pal teri jaroorat si lagti hai.
Plumber in the college
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
