Aur mobile ko SMS say bhar dae
“PHOOL” aisa ho jo bhag ko khushbu say bhar dae, “MUSAFAR” aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar dae, “DOST” aisa ho jo zindagi ko khushiyon say, Aur mobile ko SMS say bhar dae.
Dil todne wala kya jane
Dil ke dard ko dil todne wala kya jane, Pyaar ke rivajo ko yeh jmaana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein, Upper se phool chadane waala kya jane!
Love the heart that hurts you
Love the heart that hurts you But never hurt the heart that loves you.
Jo bhi ho mere favourite ho
Tusi bade hi gr8 ho, Rasgulle ki pl8 ho, Pepsi ka cr8 ho, Ande ka oml8 ho, Sms karane me bade le8 ho, Jalebi ki tarah stra8 ho, Kher jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
I loose my temper
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
Ye dil muskura k kehta hai
Aasma k taare aksar puchte hai humse, “Kya tumhe aaj bhi intezar hai uske laut aane ka” Aur ye dil muskura k kehta hai, “Mujhe to ab tak yakeen na hua uske chale jaane ka”
Can I go to the theatre
Can I go to the Theatre ? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
Ek din baharon ke phool murjha jayenge
Ek din baharon ke phool murjha jayenge, Jab bhole se kabhi hum yaad aayenge, Ehsaas hoga tumhe hamari dosti ka, Jab door bahut door hum tumse chale jayenge.
Par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein
Saath humara pal bhar ka sahi, Par woh pal aise, jaise koi kal nahi, Rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara, Par mehekti rahengi tumhari Yaadein humare sang sahi!
Apno ne zahar ka jaam de diya
Apno ne zahar ka jaam de diya Gairon ne bewafaa ka naam de diya Wo jo kehte ki bhul na jana hame Aaj unhone hi bhari mehfil mein anjan keh diya.
God would keep you in my life
If i had one wish it would surely be That God would keep you in my life Throughout all eternity..
If u want success in life
If u want success in life then: Be as sweet as honey, Be as regular as clock , Be as fresh as rose, Be as soft as tissue, Be as strong as rock, Be as sure as death and Be as smart as me…!
Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye
Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye. Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki. Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole: “Beta, baju mein hanumanji ke mandir hai,waha jake pukar.” Kyoki meri bibi kho gaye thi, to unhi ne dhunde the.
Saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai
Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai
Nishana chook gaya
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Sawan ka mahina aa jaye
Sagar surahi se takra jaye to, Badloo ko pasina aa jaye, Aay dost tum agar sms bhej do to, Sawan ka mahina aa jaye.
Pyaar ko pyaar karo
Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aapse pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar apse pyaar kare to, Pyaar ko itna pyaar karo, Ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.
Aansu ko bahut samjhaya
Aansu ko bahut samjhaya tanhai mein aayaa karo, Mehfil mein hamara majak na udaya karo, Isspar aansu tadapkar bola, Itne logo mein aapko tanha pate hain, Issliye chale aate hain.
Tum ruthna aur hum roz manayenge
Tujhse rista kuch aise nibhayenge Tum ruthna aur hum roz manayenge Magar maan jana manaane par Warna hum ye bhigi palke le kar kahaa jayege
Aaunga sms ki tarah
Kisi bhi waqt aaunga sms ki tarah Tumhe pyaar se bulaunga ringtone ki tarah Dosti kavi kam na hogi balance ki tarah Bas tum busy na rahena network ki tarah!
Ghar pe raha karo
Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai? Santa: Pata nahi. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.
Woh humse door hai
Mana ki woh humse door hai, Na mil sakne ko majboor hai, Hum mil kar bhi na mil sakein, Shayad khuda ko yeh manjoor hai.
Aap zara side par hona
Mein ne chand ko dekha to aap nazar aye Mein ne taroon ko dekha to aap nazar aye Mein ne phoolon ko dekha to aap nazar aye Plz aap zara side par hona takay hamein kuch aur nazar aye.
Kisi ki na ho saki
Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi. When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.
Bas yaar…
Tu chand mage, main chand de du. Tu raat mage, main raat de du. Tu dil mage, main dil de du. Tu dil mage. Bas yaar… Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!
Dekho fir raat aa gayi
Dekho fir raat aa gayi, Tanhaiyo mein waqt bitane ki baat aa gai, Hum to yu hi baithe the Sitaro ki panah mein, Chand ko dekha toh aapki yaad aa gai.
Jine ke liye tera aarmaan hi kafi hai
Mere jine ke liye tera aarmaan hi kafi hai. Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai. Tir-e-talwaar ki tujhe kya zaroorat e-nazneen, Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai.
How did u find me???
Sweet candies are very nice to eat, Sweet words are easy to say, But Sweet people are hard to find. My goodness… How did u find me …??
Paseene nikal jaayen
Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseene nikal jaayen! Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.
Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li
Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li, Rahe dono ekdam khamosh par phir bhi baat karli. Kuch samay baad mohabbat ki fiza ko tab jana jab khud ko akela paya, Aur tab mere en aankhon ne ro ro ke barsaat kar li.
